- 08:21 @mkcho73 Think Mimi from the Drew Carey show. #
- 09:43 @mkcho73 Wait, what? This eye shadow is not of my invention. They’re all wearing it, on their own volition! I am merely the observer. #
- 10:39 Puma Man, he flies like a moron! #
- 15:48 My breath reeks of garlic. Life is good. #
- 18:21 @jimmyaquino Have you been to Good Health Burger? Veggie burgers that are CRAZY DELICIOUS. Even this mad carnivore approves. #
- 18:22 @boymonster Explosions pretty! #
- 20:24 Ooh, a Canadian hurdler named Priscilla! I know nothing about you, but I’m cheering for you on principle! #
- 21:51 HOLY COW. OLYMPIC TRAMPOLINE. My jaw is on the floor! This is not human! It is secretly filmed IN SPACE, where physics does not apply! #
- 22:12 Middleman or Olympics? Choices, choices… Life is so hard! #
- 22:23 Chose Olympics. Will watch rerun of Middleman at 12. Men’s gymnastics is worth two-hour deferral of Middleman love. Mmm, Still Rings. #
- 00:08 @mkcho73 So much love for her. #
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