- 00:55 @sinspired Brilliance! Has she sent it to @jonathancoulton? #
- 01:03 Congrats, Sarah. You’ve managed to make me dislike you even more! I can’t wait to see Biden kick your butt in the debates. It will be epic. #
- 09:42 @jimmyaquino Mmmmm, pie! Now I have to brainstorm what kinds we’ll make for the Pushing Daisies premiere party. #
- 09:44 @mkcho73 People only wear white pants in tampon ads. It’s not something that occurs in reality. #
- 09:52 Re-tweeting from @sinspired: An Engineer’s Guide to Cats tinyurl.com/5w8vkx #
- 12:09 Trying new Hawaiian restaurant for lunch. I’m going to short out my keyboard with the amount of drool I’m generating over this menu. #
- 12:32 @mkcho73 *shifty eyes* #
- 13:30 @feliciaday How did you fix it? I’ve been having that problem for months! #
- 13:42 Utterly glorious: Jon Stewart presents right-wing hypocrisy of the most delicious order! Delicious like my LUNCH. tinyurl.com/5crdjz #
- 14:04 Palin fails focus group: tinyurl.com/5atmm6 Maybe McCain should have done this BEFORE choosing her? (Sorry, Jimmy, it’s who I am!) #
- 14:17 Gloria Steinem weighs in on Palin: tinyurl.com/56sbsg #
- 14:29 Yay, Firefox and Chrome aren’t choking on YouTube anymore! Solution(?) here: tinyurl.com/6pqgj2 #
- 15:14 @mkcho73 On the upside, if the large hadron collider creates a giant black hole that destroys the earth… No more Bush! #
- 15:46 @boymonster Why so sewious? #
- 18:37 @sinspired There are multiple layers of Star Wars canonicity. Like lasagna. #
- 20:37 Obama on O’Reilly in a few minutes! I can’t wait. #
- 20:57 O’Reilly’s post-interview analysis… Which of these women is supposed to be the Democrat? They’re both shills. #
- 21:26 Hmm, should I watch join the Times Square viewing party? Meh, I am le tired. I can heckle McCain from my futon. #
- 21:41 @txvoodoo Holy crap! How did I miss this? I hope you’re being well taken care of. How scary. Here’s hoping for a rapid recovery! #
- 22:08 "Orson Swindle"? Can’t decide if he sounds like a character from Discworld or Lemony Snicket. #
- 22:16 …Is McCain seriously giving his acceptance speech in front of another green screen? Is he ASKING to be mocked on Colbert again? #
- 22:39 "We don’t believe in the gvt. making choices for you. We believe the gvt. letting you make choices for yourself." So you’re pro-Choice now? #
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