- 09:31 My trip to work was like a scene from action movie. Sprinted to catch train, and door closed on my body. Like being hit by a baseball. #
- 09:33 As I was in the air when it hit me, I flew like a foot, right into a guy standing just inside the door. Gonna have a bruise. #
- 09:33 Hate MTA sometimes. #
- 10:37 @paulandstorm *stands by* #
- 10:41 @boymonster What can I say? I live on the edge. #
- 13:33 @Wraithmaker Thanks. My forearm–which got the brunt of the impact–is still tender, but I’m otherwise fine. No bruise, surprisingly. #
- 16:38 Good lord. Photos of Ike’s devastation in The Big Picture: tinyurl.com/6b9syq My heart goes out to those affected. #
- 18:37 @ABCPieHole A horse jockey #
- 21:16 @jonathancoulton is on stage right now! Viva Audacity of Jokes! #
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