Twitter Driveby

  • 00:55 @sinspired Brilliance! Has she sent it to @jonathancoulton? #
  • 01:03 Congrats, Sarah. You’ve managed to make me dislike you even more! I can’t wait to see Biden kick your butt in the debates. It will be epic. #
  • 09:42 @jimmyaquino Mmmmm, pie! Now I have to brainstorm what kinds we’ll make for the Pushing Daisies premiere party. #
  • 09:44 @mkcho73 People only wear white pants in tampon ads. It’s not something that occurs in reality. #
  • 09:52 Re-tweeting from @sinspired: An Engineer’s Guide to Cats tinyurl.com/5w8vkx #
  • 12:09 Trying new Hawaiian restaurant for lunch. I’m going to short out my keyboard with the amount of drool I’m generating over this menu. #
  • 12:32 @mkcho73 *shifty eyes* #
  • 13:30 @feliciaday How did you fix it? I’ve been having that problem for months! #
  • 13:42 Utterly glorious: Jon Stewart presents right-wing hypocrisy of the most delicious order! Delicious like my LUNCH. tinyurl.com/5crdjz #
  • 14:04 Palin fails focus group: tinyurl.com/5atmm6 Maybe McCain should have done this BEFORE choosing her? (Sorry, Jimmy, it’s who I am!) #
  • 14:17 Gloria Steinem weighs in on Palin: tinyurl.com/56sbsg #
  • 14:29 Yay, Firefox and Chrome aren’t choking on YouTube anymore! Solution(?) here: tinyurl.com/6pqgj2 #
  • 15:14 @mkcho73 On the upside, if the large hadron collider creates a giant black hole that destroys the earth… No more Bush! #
  • 15:46 @boymonster Why so sewious? #
  • 18:37 @sinspired There are multiple layers of Star Wars canonicity. Like lasagna. #
  • 20:37 Obama on O’Reilly in a few minutes! I can’t wait. #
  • 20:57 O’Reilly’s post-interview analysis… Which of these women is supposed to be the Democrat? They’re both shills. #
  • 21:26 Hmm, should I watch join the Times Square viewing party? Meh, I am le tired. I can heckle McCain from my futon. #
  • 21:41 @txvoodoo Holy crap! How did I miss this? I hope you’re being well taken care of. How scary. Here’s hoping for a rapid recovery! #
  • 22:08 "Orson Swindle"? Can’t decide if he sounds like a character from Discworld or Lemony Snicket. #
  • 22:16 …Is McCain seriously giving his acceptance speech in front of another green screen? Is he ASKING to be mocked on Colbert again? #
  • 22:39 "We don’t believe in the gvt. making choices for you. We believe the gvt. letting you make choices for yourself." So you’re pro-Choice now? #

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  • 01:13 *looks at photos of Marsters from DBZ movie trailer* *titters politely, then breaks into loud, braying guffaw* #
  • 01:47 @sinspired Yup. He’s Piccolo. There is nothing about those photos that is not hilarious to me. #
  • 01:56 @boymonster Woah! Was not expecting Musharraf’s resignation. Want to read more, but must go to sleep. Shall investigate in the morning! #
  • 07:59 @sinspired I had the misfortune of being subjected to an episode back in high school. I think a quarter of my brain melted at the dumb. #
  • 12:27 @jonathancoulton Sounds like a fabulous line up! I’m in. Any other NYers interested in joining me? xrl.us/op3nh #
  • 14:25 Pie is delicious. Why aren’t people eating it? #
  • 14:49 @xiehicks I pronounce it "faux-MAH-toes." #
  • 17:53 Extraordinary photos from Iraq on TheBigPicture today: tinyurl.com/54rd94 #
  • 18:04 Nathan Fillion on Craig Ferguson: tinyurl.com/6zxequ Colbert totally needs to steal Nathan’s "sharks of the forest" line. #
  • 21:43 The Middlecast is open! Come participate! tinyurl.com/5c4mnc #
  • 21:45 @jimmyaquino No wardrobe malfunctions? #
  • 00:02 Coney Island Beard and Moustache Competition this Saturday! tinyurl.com/6g8dd6 #

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  • 07:52 @feliciaday I’ve been itching to find a use for my iTunes gift card! *runs off to download* Thanks to everyone who helped make this happen! #
  • 07:55 @jimmyaquino Anything you recommend, Jimmy? I’m unfamiliar with most of these, but sales are great opportunities to discover something cool. #
  • 07:58 @mkcho73 Maybe it’s for indecisive people. "Hmm, should I have Bud, clam, or tomato juice right now? I KNOW!" And so a niche was filled. #
  • 08:08 @drhorrible Digging the sweet new orchestrations, but where is Hammer’s lone "WAAAAAAAAYYY!" Your phenomenal soundtrack is incomplete! :D #
  • 08:14 WTF, iTunes? I just purchased the whole Dr Horrible album–why do I have to re-buy one of the tracks to make a ringtone? #
  • 11:30 Flight of the Conchords to end after second season. To be expected, certainly, but still disappointing. tinyurl.com/6785r9 #
  • 14:27 Re-tweeting from @boymonster: www.tighroslin.com/ So say we all! #
  • 15:47 Freaking work monitor. *wiggles cord, trying to get rid of ghosts for the umphundredthtime* #
  • 17:40 @fredhicks I’m afraid of getting my license renewed, because then they’ll know I exist… #
  • 18:04 @boymonster Good lord Google Chrome looks sexy. #
  • 18:32 @boymonster I’m going to be so despondent when I get home, though! I’m a proud Mac user, but… CHROME FAST AND PRETTY. #
  • 18:43 @feliciaday I want my TabMixPlus! I need it to enable my browsing habit of 30+ tabs open at a time. #
  • 23:13 There’s such a fascinating alchemy to baking. It’s so entertaining when you have to wing it. :D #

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  • 14:32 17-year-old Bristol Palin is 5-months pregnant. I could eat this drama with a SPOON. #
  • 14:35 *munches popcorn, watching the McCain camp implode* #
  • 14:45 …holy CRAP. Just saw photos from Gustav. Everyone in the storm’s path–TAKE CARE! You’re in our thoughts. #
  • 17:42 @mkcho73 I will! Well, it’ll take me about 40 minutes to get there. :D #
  • 00:00 Middleman finale! #
  • 00:13 THE MIDDLEMAN USED THE WORD "MANICHEAN"! That’s one of my favourite words! #

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I finally contributed macros to ontd_political’s Shenanigans Friday! I love Shenanigans Friday so much.

And woah. Just spotted McCain’s Patronizing “Congratulatory” Message to Obama

“How perfect that your nomination would come on this historic day”? Here, McCain, I fixed it for you: “How perfect that your nomination would come on this historic day concerning a man who I once voted against honoring with a national holiday.”

Also, the “achievement of our opponent” was “noticed” by 38.4 million people, nearly a fourth of US households–more than the opening ceremonies of the Olympics and the American Idol finals. It is believed to have set a TV record. I’d like to see you fill a stadium with eighty thousand-plus passionate supporters, or make the Democratic equivalent of Pat Buchanan gush so profusely over the content of a speech you wrote that he had to be forcibly interrupted for time constraints. “Unnoticed.” Ha.

Oh, and next time you want to look sincere, hire a better acting coach. And a lighter that won’t make you look like you’re filming in a cave.

No love,
Priscilla

Twitter Driveby

  • 13:49 @sinspired Shipping laundry home: It’s not just for college students any more! #
  • 13:55 Went to Flushing to get fitted for a sari for roomie’s sister’s wedding. Now watching Obama rally webcast before chilling w/ Chris McGrath. #
  • 16:42 Chris McGrath is awesome! And he bought me gelato. #
  • 22:21 All but three of the posts on my Recent page are by @mkcho73 or @jimmyaquino. This is not a criticism, just an observation. #

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