Twitter Driveby

  • 10:55 @gypsyjr That’s because Ned’s eyebrows are a character themselves! I love my Muppet-eyebrowed piemaker. #
  • 12:18 @boymonster …This Rickroll just took a nasty turn. #
  • 12:19 @mkcho73 Yes, that would be wise. #
  • 12:45 Dr Horrible makes Time magazine’s list of Best Inventions of the Year. Wild! tinyurl.com/5pcene #
  • 15:22 @boymonster Your line from Oasis sounded like it was from a creepy, apocryphal verse to the Rickroll song. #
  • 15:47 Hilarious Presidential debate remix: tinyurl.com/5jfozc #
  • 15:47 @viennateng How long are you going to keep us in suspense? #
  • 15:48 More gorgeous Obama backgrounds from the talented txvoodoo: txvoodoo.livejournal.com/1050566.html #
  • 16:57 @multiplexer Please tell me you have a link! #
  • 17:03 Speaking of Rickrolls, coworker just Rickrolled the entire office. Kind of love my job. #
  • 17:53 @mollycrabapple A scourge of artists? A murder? #
  • 21:06 Woooo, Obama on @Maddow right now! #
  • 21:43 …Did Obama just call Rachel Maddow "Abby"? Or did I totally mishear that? #

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  • 07:42 Urgh. Went to sleep at 12:30 last night, but I’m absolutely exhausted this morning. What’s that all about, body? #
  • 09:48 Cindy McCain/The Onion: "A Vote For My Husband Is A Vote For Me Not Breaking Your F***ing Neck" bit.ly/NCQli #
  • 10:07 Please, take a minute to sign this petition to save Pushing Daisies: www.petitiononline.com/daisies/petition.html #
  • 11:10 @vampirecowboys Wish I could have been there! Stupid 9-7 job, getting in the way of evening shenanigans… #
  • 11:23 Gorgeous Obama backgrounds from txvoodoo: txvoodoo.livejournal.com/1049687.html #
  • 11:49 @sinspired Good luck! Subterranean Press is close to selling out of the "Backup" trade. #
  • 11:50 @mkcho73 I don’t deny it! #
  • 16:30 @sinspired So Weird Al!!! = SplatterCon!!!? #
  • 18:24 WAUGH. I knew it was coming, but still I flail in woe. David Tennant leaving Doctor Who at the end of 2009: bit.ly/1ReNnR #
  • 18:36 @sinspired *imagines Weird Al and Molly Carpenter proclaiming "Art Crawl!"* #
  • 19:04 Re-tweeted from @boymonster — brilliant Toy Story/The Dark Knight mashup tinyurl.com/4jon8n #
  • 21:13 Oh, Pushing Daisies. You fill my heart with love. Is Obama’s infomercial on YouTube yet? #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 09:36 @smuu Congrats! You know you’ve made it big when people are either pirating or parodying you! #
  • 11:40 Coworkers joyously ordering Baconnaise in bulk online. No wonder guys outnumber girls here 4:1. #
  • 15:43 @mkcho73 "Baconnaise" is exactly what you think it is. One coworker also ordered "Bacon Salt." The horror…. the horror… #
  • 17:10 Obama’s gonna be on The Daily Show tomorrow! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! #
  • 18:20 @boymonster That’s speciesist! #
  • 21:12 @edeainfj I’m so sorry. #
  • 21:21 Stupid weather. Guess it’s time to pull out the winter coat and shop for new gloves and a hat! #
  • 21:47 Woo, vol. 10 of "Y the Last Man" just arrived from Amazon! #
  • 22:36 @mkcho73 *anticipates!* #
  • 23:17 @mkcho73 Not you, too! #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 09:22 Feel drained from last coughing jag. Freaking body. Either make me sick enough to stay home from work or heal me. This in-betweenness sucks. #
  • 10:22 @DerekRuiz Thank goodness! #
  • 10:28 WHERE ARE YOU, ELJAY? #
  • 12:34 Obama + joyous baby = my ovaries just melted. tinyurl.com/6jq6h3 #
  • 12:53 @mkcho73 Yeah, but beating the crowds is a big concern, especially in the swing states. Remember Iowa in 04, when folks faced 2+ hr lines. #
  • 13:55 @mkcho73 New York sucks that way. You can only vote early if you’re not going to be in your county on ED. #
  • 13:56 Joss blogs about the current Dollhouse sitch: whedonesque.com/comments/17945 #
  • 18:19 @xiehicks …I love you for bringing this product’s existence to my attention. #
  • 21:01 @xiehicks twitpic.com/if60 – These are so cute! Great jack-o-lanterns! #
  • 22:02 Oh, Heroes. It’s so cute when you *acknowledge* what a soap opera you’ve become. #

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  • 01:18 @mkcho73 30 Rock is hilarious. You’re missing out! #
  • 01:25 An amusing, Seuss-esque political vid: "The Vet Who Did Not Vet." tinyurl.com/6ph34m #
  • 11:17 Palin "annoyed" with Couric for asking "irrelevant" questions. tinyurl.com/6amynf #
  • 11:42 @paulandstorm Doesn’t purchasing @hodgman’s book exempt one from reading it? #
  • 11:43 @jimmyaquino Write an article about the gloriousness of ME! #
  • 12:06 The ends of my hair were breaking off and getting uneven, so snipped off four inches in the shower. Still looks long, but now far healthier! #
  • 17:03 At NY Obama HQ, phonebanking! Stop by for an hour or two and help get out the vote! 52 B’way at Wall Street. #
  • 20:01 Lasted nearly 2 hrs before voice gave out and I had a coughing fit mid-answering machine message. Bleeeeergh. #
  • 20:01 YES WE CAN hack up trace amounts of blood! NO WE CAN’T record the next ep of Butcher ‘Spress tonight. #
  • 20:38 Anchorage Daily News endorses Obama. Buuuuuurn. tinyurl.com/6bd7sc #
  • 21:40 @boymonster I’ll get right on that! #
  • 23:15 @hodgman Causality is for wusses! #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 00:22 What is this "#lift08" McCain meme? Googled it; got a tech conference. Likely unrelated, as McCain is more of a luddite than Harry Dresden. #
  • 00:28 Whoops. It would help if I spelled "litf08" correctly. Still can’t crack the acronym, though. Lepers Inhabit Toxic Future? McCain ’08! #
  • 00:30 @stormkite Thanks for the litf08 clarification! I think I prefer my theories, though. How about the Llama, Isopod, and Twi’lek Foundation? #
  • 00:42 @sinspired Thomas kills Dumbledore! "Justine" is a sled! #
  • 14:39 Ashley Todd: "I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if not for PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY HAVE BRAINS." Did she think the truth wouldn’t come out? #
  • 16:28 Retweeted from @DerekRuiz — Dresden Files: Welcome to the Jungle HC made #90 in USA Today Top 100 Bestseller List! W00t! #
  • 16:35 twitpic.com/hzrt – John Barrowman + Superman + Barack Obama = greatest photo ever. #
  • 16:39 Palin Refuses To Answer Whether Or Not Abortion Clinic Bombers Are Terrorists — tinyurl.com/5ctwbk #
  • 16:57 My contributions to this week’s ONTD_Political Friday LOLitics: tinyurl.com/5fvyj6 #
  • 20:10 @sadbhyl Heretic! #
  • 20:56 Finally getting around to reediting interview with Raoul Bhaneja (Kirmani, Dresden TV show), as previous file got corrupted. Bad podcaster! #
  • 21:09 @sinspired You can has very soon! Perhaps even a Butcher ‘Spress, as well! Man, the last episode was in June? REALLY bad podcaster… #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 11:38 @mkcho73 I’ve never drunk coffee. So why are my boobs so small? That doesn’t seem fair. #
  • 13:21 @PSUbrat I wish Tennant would pull a DanRad and bring his Hamlet to Broadway after it closes in London. #
  • 13:34 Obama/McCain DANCE OFF! tinyurl.com/6egpa6 #
  • 14:28 @edeainfj You make me want to listen to Vienna Teng! *does so* #
  • 16:14 Happy Mole Day! #
  • 16:37 @jimmyaquino Did you have a cameo? #
  • 16:40 Obama makes yet more pie analogies, culminating in chants of "WE WANT PIE!" This clip was MADE for me. tinyurl.com/6zsxoy #
  • 16:41 @mkcho73 Ah, THAT’s what I recognized her from! Good catch. #
  • 17:29 Vlad and friend Boris present "Song for Sarah": tinyurl.com/3rrjfq #
  • 18:01 @ingridmusic Stay away from Sarah Palin! #
  • 18:12 Parodies that need to happen: Sarah Palin’s clothing shopping spree in the style of Liam Sullivan’s "Shoes" (tinyurl.com/2vkgcj) #
  • 21:53 @sinspired Metal detectors don’t stop moose! #
  • 21:56 Why am I listening to my Playlist of Songs That Make Me Want to Belt Along when I have a cold? #
  • 23:39 @mollycrabapple That would be amazing! I salivate at the idea of what you could create with so large a palette. #
  • 00:15 Yay, managed to get my backup hard drive working again! Gotta keep all the silliness I generate safe. #
  • 00:22 What is this "#lift08" McCain meme? Googled it; got a tech conference. Likely unrelated, as McCain is more of a luddite than Harry Dresden. #
  • 00:28 Whoops. It would help if I spelled "litf08" correctly. Still can’t crack the acronym, though. Lepers Inhabit Toxic Future? McCain ’08! #
  • 00:30 @stormkite Thanks for the litf08 clarification! I think I prefer my theories, though. How about the Llama, Isopod, and Twi’lek Foundation? #

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Oh, Ron Howard. Don’t you know Andy Griffith and Happy Days aren’t the real America, and don’t represent small-town American values? Go peddle your radical left-wing terrorist claptrap somewhere else. McCAIN ’08!

Twitter Driveby

  • 11:36 @gypsyjr *tilts head, like an owl* #
  • 13:44 Palin: God will do "the right thing for America" on Nov 4th. Good grief, can she HEAR herself? tinyurl.com/5wuu2a #
  • 15:37 Palin wears scarf with donkeys and the word "VOTE" to Nevada campaign event. Um. tinyurl.com/5nohmz #
  • 20:09 @hodgman Said at signing I turn off Twitter notifications during debates. To clarify: I read your tweets afterward! They are not ignored! #
  • 20:10 @fourteenacross We must work to renew Pushing Daisies! SO BRILLIANT. #
  • 21:13 @fourteenacross Tiny Pushing Daisies Characters universally own my soul. They need to have tiny adventures together in fanfic. #
  • 21:13 @mkcho73 You can; I just don’t know how good it would taste. #
  • 22:46 Dear Internet, I’m about 90% sure Sarah Palin was joking about naming her sixth child "Zamboni." Take a chill pill. Love, Me #

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