I need to get back to actual blogging. Twitter has made me complacent! Unfortunately, this is not an actual blog entry, but instead a 1AM conversation over IM. I went to sleep soon afterward, no doubt to face wacky, delightful dreams.

Gypsy: *leeeeeeeeeans*
Priscellie: *snugs*
Gypsy: Middleman/Pushing Daisies fic – does it exist? And if not, WHY NOT?
Priscellie: OH MY GOD WHERE IS IT
Gypsy: THESE ARE MY TWO GUARANTEED HAPPY SHOWS. THEY MUST BAND TOGETHER TO FORM A CONGLOMERATE OF AWESOME.
Priscellie: Okay, I just conceived of Emerson/Ida grumpyawesomeness. By rule 34, it must exist. Therefore, Middleman/Pushing Daisies fic must exist!
Gypsy: … OMG YES.
Gypsy: UNIVERSE. IF YOU LOVE ME EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT YOU WILL HAVE SOMEONE WRITE THIS.
Priscellie: OMG OMG OMG
Priscellie: Emerson can knit her a Baby Heydar cozy.
Gypsy: X3
Gypsy: Chuck and Lacey would bond… Olive and Wendy could swap stories about their bosses…
Priscellie: The Middleman could take Aunts Lily and Vivian to see old-timey movies. Somehow, they would end up in a 3D feature, and Lily would have a red-glass monocle and a blue-colored eyepatch.
Gypsy: Brilliant!
Gypsy: DUDE, they both take place in unspecified vaguely fantastical locations.
Gypsy: (Unless they don’t. Did they ever say where The Middleman took place?)
Priscellie: other than an illegal sublet, shared by two photogenic young artists? Not that I recall.
Gypsy: hee
Priscellie: and Ned’s power… totally crossoverable.
Gypsy: Soooooo totally.
Priscellie: We are lunatics. But only the best kind.
Gypsy: You know you love me.
Priscellie: *hugs your brain*
Priscellie: I love mah Becky!

  • 13:51 @PSUbrat I haven’t! #
  • 17:05 @sinspired That’s because you’re awesome. Was it worth the wait? #
  • 21:01 Keith Olbermann has muppet eyebrows. Like Lee Pace. #
  • 21:10 McCain wants to appoint the founder of eBay to be the Treasury Secretary? That’s ADORABLE. #
  • 21:14 McCain accusing Obama of being a crony. Obama trying not to LOL. #
  • 21:50 The woman in the top row, wearing a blue shirt, looks like a kindergarten teacher fondly watching her kids perform in a spelling bee. #
  • 21:56 HAIR TRANSPLANTS? GOLD-PLATED POLICIES? TRY UNINSURABLE PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS. BITE ME, MCCAIN. #
  • 22:00 @mkcho73 Word. The man is herding cats! Cats with flamethrowers. #
  • 22:09 Heeeeeeee, kindergarten-lady has smeagol eyes! This woman is so entertaining! #
  • 22:20 @hodgman Did you see McCain’s grimace at "Bomb Iran"? He looked like he had severe indigestion. Check, indeed. #
  • 22:42 @edeainfj "My Friends" makes me think of the Sweeney Todd song. Hilarious that it’s currently one of Twitter’s "Hot Political Topics"! #
  • 22:44 @hodgman Obama leads NH 53-42 according to Electoral-Vote.com. I think he’s safe. #
  • 23:25 @fourteenacross Sarah Vowell is speaking at Barnes and Noble in Union Square tomorrow! I wonder if I can get permission to leave work early. #

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  • 11:32 @edeainfj Which sketch? I only watched the Tina Fey bit. #
  • 11:34 @boymonster Congratulations! I know pearls, silks, or colored precious stones are traditional for the 12th, but Batman masks work, too. #
  • 13:05 Palin basically said to women that if they don’t vote for her, they’re going to hell. Want to punch her in the ovaries. bit.ly/3PZynR #
  • 13:39 Also, in that clip, Palin SQUEES. VPs do not squee, unless they are VPs of their local Doctor Who fanclub chapter… #
  • 13:41 …and someone on LJ has posted a picspam of David Tennant looking all rumpled and lickable. #
  • 13:41 Now whenever I squee, I will feel slightly sullied, knowing Sarah Palin has squeed too. #
  • 13:58 @sinspired Is no one condemning you, lined up like lemmings you led to the water? #
  • 21:58 Vice-Presidents of Doctor Who fanclubs are also permitted to squee over John Barrowman’s new puppy! bit.ly/2J44YF #
  • 23:49 @boymonster Or it’s like Rob Thomas’ show "Cupid." #

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  • 09:08 @viennateng April 7 is going to be the best day ever! New Jim Butcher, new Patrick Rothfuss, and now new Vienna Teng? JOY! #
  • 09:25 Eating cinnanom toast! And yes, that’s a typo, but seeing as how my thoughts consist only of "NOM NOM NOM," it’s an appropriate one. #
  • 12:30 @mkcho73 But are you two great things in one? #
  • 18:26 @sadbhyl How is PhauxCon going? You’d better be having crazy fun for me! #
  • 19:35 @boymonster I vote you build a robot army. Those are always fun! #
  • 22:31 @fourteenacross *cries jealous tears* #
  • 22:32 There’s something hilarious about seeing "The Mega-Minicast" cited as a reference on Wikipedia. #

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  • 01:21 @jimmyaquino Absolutely! Do you work Thursday? I’ll bring you a slice! #
  • 01:28 Apologies for the "Don’t you wish" comment earlier tonight. Looking back, I see it was super rude. Not sure what was going through my head. #
  • 01:29 @mkcho73 I actually have some homeopathic remedies, but they can’t be taken within 15 minutes of food. They wouldn’t make good pie filling. #
  • 01:45 After 4.5 hrs in kitchen, Pear+Cream Cheese done, Peach Ginger oven-ready, and Apple+Gruyere crust made–in fridge overnight. Phew! #
  • 01:52 @sinspired *offers Homeopathic Mood-Enhancing Pies to Repubs slighted by Pelosi; urges them to buck up for nat’l interest, stop being petty* #
  • 08:36 @mkcho73 I want cinnamon toast now, too! I’ll have to make some tomorrow morning. #
  • 10:11 @boymonster Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! #

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  • 10:14 BRB OFF TO SEE THIS GUY ——–> tinyurl.com/3jfw6e #
  • 14:25 Dear Universe, unless you are writing about ninja mountains, the proper spelling is "sneak peeks." Love, me. #
  • 15:18 @ABCPieHole My excitement goes up to eleven. Currently browsing recipes for pies to make for my viewing party tomorrow! #
  • 15:20 @mkcho73 "In volatile market, only stable investment is PORN!" –Trekkie Monster #
  • 20:40 I’m making PIES! Tart Apple+Gruyere, Peach Ginger, and Pear+Cream Cheese. Don’t you wish you were coming to my Pushing Daisies party? #
  • 21:42 @Wraithmaker What’s your email address? I’ll add you to the invite. :D #
  • 00:03 Two sheets of wax paper + poster tube = impromptu rolling pin! Oh, gruyere crust, you’d better be worth the effort. #

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