- 09:51 @EuropaMoon Heee! Even better is his/her’s Doctor Who version of "Skullcrusher Mountain" tinyurl.com/6s2rnl #
- 12:05 Urk, no bottled water left at work. Only the sparkling stuff, which is giving me a stomach ache. I’ll have to sneak out and get some. #
- 12:10 This is so ridiculous. I’ve been craving Middle Eastern practically every day for the past two weeks. Variety, Priscilla! The spice of life! #
- 12:23 @sinspired You’ve seen the address in which Obama claimed he was born on Krypton and sent to Earth by his father Jor-El to save the world? #
- 12:58 @mkcho73 Hi, Mess! #
- 16:05 @sinspired Oh! I thought it was inspired by the Stephen Colbert-meets-Spidey thing! #
- 16:56 @Wraithmaker You mean Jersey? #
- 16:58 @DerekRuiz Reading "Twilight" is like having one’s brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. –HHGTG #
- 18:11 @jimmyaquino I think his lips have decomposed at this point. #
- 19:12 @boymonster Huzzah! More moneys for Cam! #
- 19:12 @boymonster Ugh, those are the worst kinds of dreams. Major hugs. #
- 20:20 @ingridmusic Does having three ears make you a witch? #
- 20:21 @fourteenacross Awesomest First Family-Elect Ever. #
- 21:39 Why do I have "Mrs. Dr. Vandertramp" stuck in my head? That was from French class in NINTH GRADE. You fail, brain. #
- 21:57 You just lost the game. #
- 23:30 Bought a Neti Pot! Wonder if this is what waterboarding feels like. Worth it for the gloriously open nasal passages afterward, though. #
- 00:06 @boymonster Elephant tranquilizer? #
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