- 01:06 Wow. This email is a DOOZY. I don’t know of a way to respond to it that doesn’t have the subtext of "You Idiot." Guess it really is Monday. #
- 07:36 I can’t decide if this smoggy sunrise is gross or pretty, so let’s go with pretty. #
- 10:13 Anyone know why gmail notifier "Cannot connect to your mailbox" when I’m at work? It’s been broken here for months. #
- 10:14 "President Bush’s Last News Conference" is almost as beautiful a phrase as "President-Elect Obama." #
- 10:21 Oh, internet! I love the things you give me when I google "Japanese man." #
- 12:35 When it comes to the Codex Alera fandom, "fury"/"furry" typos never stop being funny. #
- 13:40 Mmm. Beef barley soup and salad with asparagus, beet, broccoli, carrot, corn, cucumber, tomato, and creamy Italian dressing. That’s a lunch! #
- 13:48 Coworker’s latest "music": the sound of an old printer. Not remixed with anything. Just the printer. This is why god invented headphones. #
- 14:38 What’s up with theses weird restaurant Twitter accounts? Stop following me, places I’ve never eaten! #
- 17:00 @boymonster As opposed to inflexible pants? #
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