- 00:22 Just found $200 in gift cards given to me a Christmas ago! My hiding spots are too clever for their own good. #
- 02:08 @mkcho73 Hope you like Nordstrom and Anthropologie! #
- 12:13 Why do I smell burnt hair? #
- 15:19 @Uilos *cocks eyebrow* I’m covered! #
- 15:38 @donttrythis I don’t believe that’s how "goblin" is spelled in this instance. #
- 16:01 @boymonster I think of it as the onomatopoeia for the sound Homer Simpson makes when he scarfs donuts. I like it. #
- 16:10 @Uilos Let me know if you find it. #
- 16:19 @smuu In interviews, does he have a goatee? #
- 16:21 @featherjean On a galactic scale? Earth. #
- 16:25 Really, ice cream truck? Really? You’re aware there’s a windchill of 29 and a 60% chance of snow, right? #
- 16:27 Mrsfgl. Feeling crampy and gross. Considering spending the rest of the day in the bath with my copy of "Watchmen." #
- 17:00 Ooh, devouring Watchmen a second time is going to be a treat. I still think Rorschach reads like he should have a Russian accent, though. #
- 17:35 Mmm, feeling human again. Also, after an hour in peach cinnamon bubble bath, my skin feels really, really soft. #
- 18:54 Dear everyone involved in the "Neverending Story" remake: Don’t make me hurt you. No love, Priscilla #
- 20:26 @gypsyjr Actually, Baconnaise is vegan. I know this because my coworkers are obsessed with it. I’m looking at you, @redone17. #
- 20:28 @CBSisSlayer730 That scans beautifully in place of the last line of "I’ve Got a Theory." #
- 20:36 @beachkid Watching the "Oceanarium Reimagined" video. It entertains me that the narrator’s last name is Ramirez. :D #
- 20:38 @Esperacchius Feh, cinnamon is manly! Bubbles can be manly, too, like the character from "Lilo and Stitch." #
- 21:40 @Uilos Happy to be of assistance! *tips hat* #
- 21:46 @Esperacchius Sitting in the bubble bath, arms crossed, trying to will the rubber ducky out of existence as he scowls up at an amused Murph? #
- 21:52 @Esperacchius If it would help his case, it could be a pirate rubber duckie. Or a ninja. It certainly would not be pink. Certainly. #
- 21:59 @Uilos All the important bits would be hidden! There would be a lot of bubble bath! I meant no romantic overtones. Only silliness. #
- 22:00 @Uilos Though to answer your question, probably squee a lot while trying to seem sober and mature in my beta-comments on the scene. #
- 22:02 @gypsyjr Ah. My coworkers lied, then! For shame, coworkers! You have borne me false witness with your Baconnaise! #
- 22:05 @Uilos Just the duckie. He’s a big guy. There probably isn’t a lot of room for bath toys. #
- 22:06 @Esperacchius Okay, but I warn you. It’ll smell like peach cinnamon. #
- 22:23 @Uilos Can’t freaking wait. :D #
- 22:28 @feliciaday You are a rock star. #
- 22:39 @beachkid Any day in which there is no cackling and sealclapping is a day wasted. #
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