Twitter Driveby

  • 00:26 "Living Dead in Denmark" was crazy fun! All of us lusted after Fortinbras. Wish I could have seen the @VampireCowboys’ production, though! #
  • 12:49 @fredhicks Yup, I have the address! My friend (@ksmccarthy24) will drive me over around 2. #
  • 13:30 @ShannonKButcher Holy moley, that’s GORGEOUS! I’m in awe. I am so entering the next contest! #

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From Twitter 08-22-2009

  • 00:50:51: Now on a road called “Riva Ridge.” GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, ALERA MAP.
  • 13:28:28: @longshotauthor They were good words. Really, really good words! *squees with glee and gasps in horror at all the appropriate places*
  • 13:48:36: @Dark_Puck @ksmccarthy My surprised face goes like |: I’m tilting my head the opposite direction. Or maybe I have toast crumbs on my chin.
  • 14:26:41: @AnneSowards 24.1 days…
  • 15:06:26: @ksmccarthy24 @Dark_Puck Thank you for subjecting me to the image of Morgan in a sailor shirt, jaunty hat, and no pants. You are sick.
  • 15:19:57: @SheckyX *raises hand* Guilty. Though it was first sent to me by lovingly deranged Morgan fan @Dark_Puck… :D
  • 15:45:29: RANDOM KATSQUEE! *tackleglomps @ksmccarthy24*
  • 15:55:51: @Dark_Puck *imagines this said by a certain character wearing a certain Enchanted wedding dress…*
  • 16:16:39: @longshotauthor @ksmccarthy just threw a stuffed horse at my head! I hope you’re satisfied, fiend!
  • 16:21:54: @longshotauthor Suggested soundtrack: “Ballroom Blitz” via “Kung Fu Hustle” http://bit.ly/gnSdD
  • 17:39:53: Off to see @beyondabsurdity’s “Living Dead in Denmark” at Georgetown!

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  • 00:50 Now on a road called "Riva Ridge." GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, ALERA MAP. #
  • 13:28 @longshotauthor They were good words. Really, really good words! *squees with glee and gasps in horror at all the appropriate places* #
  • 13:48 @Dark_Puck @ksmccarthy My surprised face goes like |: I’m tilting my head the opposite direction. Or maybe I have toast crumbs on my chin. #
  • 14:26 @AnneSowards 24.1 days… #
  • 15:06 @ksmccarthy24 @Dark_Puck Thank you for subjecting me to the image of Morgan in a sailor shirt, jaunty hat, and no pants. You are sick. #
  • 15:19 @SheckyX *raises hand* Guilty. Though it was first sent to me by lovingly deranged Morgan fan @Dark_Puck… :D #
  • 15:45 RANDOM KATSQUEE! *tackleglomps @ksmccarthy24* #
  • 15:55 @Dark_Puck *imagines this said by a certain character wearing a certain Enchanted wedding dress…* #
  • 16:16 @longshotauthor @ksmccarthy just threw a stuffed horse at my head! I hope you’re satisfied, fiend! #
  • 16:21 @longshotauthor Suggested soundtrack: "Ballroom Blitz" via "Kung Fu Hustle" bit.ly/gnSdD #
  • 17:39 Off to see @beyondabsurdity’s "Living Dead in Denmark" at Georgetown! #

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From Twitter 08-21-2009

  • 00:18:22: Eyes crossing of their own volition. Sleep time, my body tells me. Night, all!
  • 06:54:44: @longshotauthor We are so taking you to Disneyland or something when this is all over. Or Burger King, at least.
  • 07:25:32: Dum de dum de dum… Fierce barbarian woman’s resemblance to Dichen Lachman is entiiiiiirely coincidental, I assure you. *draws merrily*
  • 08:31:51: @Uilos @BrandonSanderson’s “Mistborn” series? @scottlynch78’s “The Lies of Locke Lamora”? Bujold’s Vorkosigan saga?
  • 09:11:31: Did you know people on the bus give you weird looks when you’re drawing a half-naked savage girl with a prehistoric terror bird? They do.
  • 10:18:29: @AnnLarimer This bus makes a lot of stops at lights and to let people on and off. I can draw during those lulls. :D
  • 10:20:34: Holy #FollowFriday, Batman! Welcome, new folks!
  • 10:26:09: @SheckyX She’s a Marat, and the herdbane is her chala. She’s standing next to it, looking menacingly at the Aleran continent.
  • 10:28:17: @SheckyX The Alerans’ blatant speciesism is reflected in this map. :D
  • 10:51:46: @beachkid Ooh, I like!
  • 10:55:40: @Jamie1km Boldly go, good sir!
  • 11:20:08: @MickeydotFinn Tourists don’t use crosstown buses, silly, just those double-decker monstrosities with the Statue of Liberty on the side. :D
  • 11:44:24: @MickeydotFinn I think you mean “!!!!” Three exclamation points is SplatterCon!!!.
  • 12:19:30: @Dark_Puck @longshotauthor I call ’em “huggy coats,” myself!
  • 19:37:23: Off to D.C.! Soon, I shall have a @ksmccarthy24!

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Twitter Driveby

  • 00:18 Eyes crossing of their own volition. Sleep time, my body tells me. Night, all! #
  • 06:54 @longshotauthor We are so taking you to Disneyland or something when this is all over. Or Burger King, at least. #
  • 07:25 Dum de dum de dum… Fierce barbarian woman’s resemblance to Dichen Lachman is entiiiiiirely coincidental, I assure you. *draws merrily* #
  • 08:31 @Uilos @BrandonSanderson’s "Mistborn" series? @scottlynch78’s "The Lies of Locke Lamora"? Bujold’s Vorkosigan saga? #
  • 09:11 Did you know people on the bu s give you weird looks when you’re drawing a half-naked savage girl with a prehistoric terror bird? They do. #
  • 10:18 @AnnLarimer This bus makes a lot of stops at lights and to let people on and off. I can draw during those lulls. :D #
  • 10:20 Holy #FollowFriday, Batman! Welcome, new folks! #
  • 10:26 @SheckyX She’s a Marat, and the herdbane is her chala. She’s standing next to it, looking menacingly at the Aleran continent. #
  • 10:28 @SheckyX The Alerans’ blatant speciesism is reflected in this map. :D #
  • 10:51 @beachkid Ooh, I like! #
  • 10:55 @Jamie1km Boldly go, good sir! #
  • 11:20 @MickeydotFinn Tourists don’t use crosstown buses, silly, just those double-decker monstrosities with the Statue of Liberty on the side. :D #
  • 11:44 @MickeydotFinn I think you mean "!!!!" Three exclamation points is SplatterCon!!!. #
  • 12:19 @Dark_Puck @longshotauthor I call ’em "huggy coats,&quo t; myself! #
  • 19:37 Off to D.C.! Soon, I shall have a @ksmccarthy24! #

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From Twitter 08-20-2009

  • 01:55:06: @TeknoKai Yeah, I’m with @longshotauthor on this one. I don’t want to have to go up against either of their rogues galleries!
  • 02:01:51: Love it when stuff I learn at my job comes in handy in my own art and vice versa. Guess that’s the kind of job you’re supposed to look for.
  • 02:48:18: @longshotauthor Dear sir, you are psychotic. Enjoy your food! Also doom!
  • 06:48:08: Oh my god, why? Why did I stay awake past 3 again and wake up at 6:15? I guess bloodthirsty wolfmen can’t draw themselves…
  • 07:08:00: @gypsyjr *hugs you and doses you with chloroform*
  • 09:54:22: Cross those fingers, boys and girls, and cross them HARD.
  • 10:15:00: @Jess_Wade Call Adama and Roslin? I understand they’ve dealt with hordes of salacious, identical robots before.
  • 10:26:04: RT @lisawalkscom LAST DAY to bid on bears signed by @theguild’s @feliciaday and @robinthorsen to fight breast cancer! http://p.lisawalks.com
  • 10:48:28: @SheckyX Oy! Where’s your Oxford comma, heathen?
  • 11:25:10: @ksmccarthy24 Yay nefarious plans! Call me when you get this message.
  • 11:42:56: @fourteenacross Already got my ticket!
  • 11:58:17: Wish I had the time/energy to attend @viennateng’s piano show tonight. She’s such a fantastic performer, and she pairs with great openers.
  • 13:47:08: RT @Islandwoo Manhattan’s Population By Day vs Manhattan’s Population By Night http://gizmodo.com/5336615 *pokes midtown and EV spikes*
  • 13:47:58: @MickeydotFinn, @Shecky, and @holajupiter: I can’t say why, or I’ll jinx it!
  • 14:36:56: Avatar trailer! http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avatar/hd/ Looks very CG, but quite worth seeing.
  • 14:37:27: @ShannonKButcher First pillage, THEN burn!
  • 14:38:25: @ingridmusic Try a jungle gym!
  • 14:55:06: Is it naptime yet?
  • 15:26:07: Got my ticket to DC to bask in the presence of @ksmccarthy24! Also hope to see @fredhicks and @xiehicks briefly and coo over Evie.
  • 15:28:06: @jbkuma We cannot nap simultaneously? Surely, there are others who can keep a lookout for wolves.
  • 16:27:16: @camsmith25 So I shouldn’t give Tavi a unicorn tattoo and stilettos? Probably a good call.
  • 16:29:07: @Theresa_Bane No, DC as in Washington, D.C. I’m not going to DragonCon.
  • 16:49:52: I have a brownie! *slowly nibbles at it over a period of an hour and a half*
  • 18:36:08: Painting clown makeup on a character. I keep hearing a sinister voice uttering, “Let’s put a smile on that face…”
  • 18:50:37: @MickeydotFinn It’s trickle-down Twitternomics!
  • 20:07:30: Glee, new Project Runway! Life is good.
  • 21:07:06: @Esperacchius Dies iræ! dies illa / Solvet sæclum in favilla / Teste David cum Sibylla!
  • 21:08:01: @ksmccarthy24 *snugs* Almost! You okay, loffie?

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Twitter Driveby

  • 01:55 @TeknoKai Yeah, I’m with @longshotauthor on this one. I don’t want to have to go up against either of their rogues galleries! #
  • 02:01 Love it when stuff I learn at my job comes in handy in my own art and vice versa. Guess that’s the kind of job you’re supposed to look for. #
  • 02:48 @longshotauthor Dear sir, you are psychotic. Enjoy your food! Also doom! #
  • 06:48 Oh my god, why? Why did I stay awake past 3 again and wake up at 6:15? I guess bloodthirsty wolfmen can’t draw themselves… #
  • 07:08 @gypsyjr *hugs you and doses you with chloroform* #
  • 09:54 Cross those fingers, boys and girls, and cross them HARD. #
  • 10:15 @Jess_Wade Call Adama and Roslin? I understand they’ve dealt with hordes of salacious, identical robots before. #
  • 10:26 RT @lisawalkscom LAST DAY to bid on bears signed by @theguild’s @feliciaday and @robinthorsen to fight breast cancer! p.lisawalks.com #
  • 10:48 @SheckyX Oy! Where’s your Oxford comma, heathen? #
  • 11:25 @ksmccarthy24 Yay nefarious plans! Call me when you get this message. #
  • 11:42 @fourteenacross Already got my ticket! #
  • 11:58 Wish I had the time/energy to attend @viennateng’s piano show tonight. She’s such a fantastic performer, and she pairs with great openers. #
  • 13:47 RT @Islandwoo Manhattan’s Population By Day vs Manhattan’s Population By Night gizmodo.com/5336615 *pokes midtown and EV spikes* #
  • 13:47 @MickeydotFinn, @Shecky, and @holajupiter: I can’t say why, or I’ll jinx it! #
  • 14:36 Avatar trailer! www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avatar/hd/ Looks very CG, but quite worth seeing. #
  • 14:37 @ShannonKButcher First pillage, THEN burn! #
  • 14:38 @ingridmusic Try a jungle gym! #
  • 14:55 Is it naptime yet? #
  • 15:26 Got my ticket to DC to bask in the presence of @ksmccarthy24! Also hope to see @fredhicks and @xiehicks briefly and coo over Evie. #
  • 15:28 @jbkuma We cannot nap simultaneously? Surely, there are others who can keep a lookout for wolves. #
  • 16:27 @camsmith25 So I shouldn’t give Tavi a unicorn tattoo and stilettos? Probably a good call. #
  • 16:29 @Theresa_Bane No, DC as in Washington, D.C. I’m not going to DragonCon. #
  • 16:49 I have a brownie! *slowly nibbles at it over a period of an hour and a half* #
  • 18:36 Painting clown makeup on a character. I keep hearing a sinister voice uttering, "Let’s put a smile on that face…&qu ot; #
  • 18:50 @MickeydotFinn It’s trickle-down Twitternomics! #
  • 20:07 Glee, new Project Runway! Life is good. #
  • 21:07 @Esperacchius Dies iræ! dies illa / Solvet sæclum in favilla / Teste David cum Sibylla! #
  • 21:08 @ksmccarthy24 *snugs* Almost! You okay, loffie? #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 07:11 @nataliemorales Ooh, you’re going to be on "White Collar"? Another reason to watch the show! @USA_Network is on a roll. #
  • 07:13 @WilliamBabel Not appropriate, dude. #
  • 09:47 @travelingheidi Send up the bat signal somewhere else? #
  • 10:08 @MickeydotFinn Mmm, I like your definition better. *devours pie* #
  • 10:30 @KevinConn That is absurdly lame. I want to key their limojets. #
  • 10:42 RT @AnnLarimer RT @violetinbloom: *whistles casually* tinyurl.com/pu8hyz #
  • 10:43 RT @rdonogue Beautiful image of caffeine vs. Calories. bit.ly/Qii01 #
  • 11:48 "We need to find a shader that works instead of doesn’t work." –Eric summarizes our technical difficulties #
  • 14:17 Hummus, roast cauliflower, and quinoa… *gurgles happily* The Celliebelly has been appeased. #
  • 14:18 @mkcho73 Harmonica style! #
  • 14:25 @ShannonKButcher It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this. *hands you a kitten* #
  • 14:31 @Uilos I’ve long argued that Morgan was a Gilbert and Sullivan fan in his youth. *nods sagely* #
  • 15:28 @ksmccarthy24 About five minutes! *leaptackles* #
  • 16:20 @ksmccarthy24 *sends in team of sherpas and a spool of thread for Thesus-style extraction* #
  • 16:39 @longshotauthor Try iambic pentameter nex t time? And a big rock dropped from a height? #
  • 16:40 @AnneSowards Wow, and I thought I had it bad, leaving at 7 most days! You have my respect, madam. #
  • 16:42 Cold Stone ice cream cake for Eric’s birthday! I guess this job can stay. :D #
  • 18:19 @longshotauthor I’m gonna sing the doom song now! bit.ly/159i4w #
  • 18:43 .@Uilos Seriously. Dresden, Dexter, Dollhouse, True Blood… Valerie Cruz is the female Mark Sheppard. #
  • 20:03 Find myself inexplicably singing the Sorceress’ role from Dido and Aeneas. Wow, senior year of high school flashback. #
  • 20:58 @Uilos Am I going to have to turn on "Dollhouse" in the background, as I work on the map? Fiend. #
  • 20:59 Leverage first, though! #
  • 01:55 @TeknoKai Yeah, I’m with @longshotauthor on this one. I don’t want to have to go up against either of their rogues galleries! #
  • 02:01 Love it when stuff I learn at my job comes in handy in my own art and vice versa. Guess that’s the kind of job you’re supposed to look for. #

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From Twitter 08-19-2009

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From Twitter 08-18-2009

  • 00:06:51: Let’s welcome @longshotauthor to Twitter! Hi, Jim!
  • 00:23:48: @Jess_Wade The one and only!
  • 00:31:58: @Jess_Wade Now that you’ve posted about @longshotAuthor on @AceRocBooks, I don’t doubt it! And once I mention it on his site… Mwaha.
  • 06:48:59: @longshotauthor Sleep is also god! Go worship, even if you only worship for three hours, like me.
  • 07:34:38: @SheckyX Now we just need to find someone to feed @longshotauthor beignets after his ordeal, like you and Sue are going to do for me!
  • 09:54:32: @AnnLarimer http://twitpic.com/e6egz – I cannot imagine anything more awesome than this image. Maybe if it had a unicorn.
  • 09:56:28: @gypsyjr I’m way too late, but *HUGS YOU UNTIL YOU POP*
  • 09:59:29: @ShannonKButcher Wow, that bracelet is lovely! Hidden talents.
  • 10:45:05: @AnneSowards Oh ye of little faith! I’m sure @LongshotAuthor can find equally silly things to tweet about. :D
  • 11:37:51: @ShannonKButcher “Twimp” sounds like someone crippled by a terrifying Twitter accident. Or someone that gets beaten up by Twitter bullies.
  • 11:44:18: @Jess_Wade At 11:42, he’s already at 545. I’d say you underestimate Jim’s fans. :D
  • 13:49:51: RT @feliciaday Jim Butcher, my favorite fantasy author, is now on Twitter @longshotauthor // –> 1,000 followers in an hour. That’s power!
  • 14:11:58: @Jess_Wade I believe that’s a fair assessment.
  • 15:00:17: @longshotauthor Hee, yeah. Mere days before FLF is due maybe not have been the ideal time to join. :D
  • 17:32:11: Hello to all my new followers! I must know: where are all you lovely people coming from?
  • 18:11:57: @1Michelled The FLF sample chapters are still a ways away! The first one is slated to be posted 9/28. (@longshotauthor’s web monkey)
  • 18:16:00: @ShannonKButcher You can sign up at twitpic.com and email your photos to the address they give you. Simple and free!
  • 19:03:13: @longshotauthor Pfft! Like you have a leg to stand on, Morganfilker. :D
  • 20:04:07: Two new potential roommates coming to visit the apartment tonight. Wish me luck!
  • 20:55:42: @ShannonKButcher “Flaming monkey poo” is so trochaic, though! It’s handicaps the wordsmiths who thrive in anapest and dactyl.
  • 20:57:18: @WriteRCastle http://twitpic.com/eez5m – “Summer Breeze” is quite apt. It certainly appears to be making the young lady feel fine. :D
  • 21:00:26: @horsehearted Oh, lord. Now I know why @longshotauthor joined Twitter! It’s another venue for Heroin For Writers.
  • 21:09:14: @ShannonKButcher They refer to the pattern of stressed vs. unstressed syllables in a poem. Most of my friends were English majors. :D
  • 22:25:03: The betas are writing Codex Alera limericks to each other. I love my life.
  • 23:01:08: @longshotauthor *brandishes pom-poms* Write, or we’ll write more limericks at you!
  • 23:01:28: @Dark_Puck Unless we are Jim Carrey!

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