- 00:03:24: @AnnLarimer I know this dude who might be able to hook you up. Old greek guy on a dialysis machine.
- 00:08:29: @AnnLarimer Fire!
- 00:51:11: @Uilos @longshotAuthor Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and cliffhangers! Surprise, cliffhangers, and fanatical devotion to the snark!
- 01:04:14: Roommate on the phone. She just said, “You are a whole bottle of Nutella?” No idea who’s on the other end, but I like them already.
- 01:11:45: (That should be “ate,” not “are,” in that last tweet.)
- 13:54:42: Eight dudes dressed as Saint Nick just jogged past me. I love SantaCon!
- 14:37:50: Another dozen Santas, one with the anarchy symbol spraypainted on the back of his coat! #SantarchyInTheUS
- 14:39:07: @Za_Lord
- 16:00:05: @Uilos @SheckyX Mara’s or Hill Country BBQ. You’ll find out why next Sunday!
- 16:47:36: “That’s what I love about the British, your talent for understatement. Also Python.”
- 17:10:06: @beckyh2112 *shares in your glee!* So much nostalgia love for that series.
- 17:12:34: RT @boymonster: GOP FAIL. http://www.slate.com/id/2238098/
- 17:19:15: @ksmccarthy24 Holy stromboli.
- 18:04:45: So excited for the @vampirecowboys Saturday Night Saloon tonight!
- 18:47:48: SCREW YOU, TIME WARNER, AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.
- 18:48:37: What other cable companies service my area? I am so sick of TW’s incompetence I could scream.
- 18:51:53: @sadbhyl I just got a TiVo that doesn’t work with satellite, alas. Thanks for the rec, though!
- 18:55:21: @BobLeSkull *laughs* Thank you, Bob. I never imagined I could be so cheered up through perverted double-entendres. Now don’t get any ideas.
- 19:03:29: Rescheduled appointment for 8-10 tomorrow, as I have to go to work at 11. Guess I can kiss sleeping in goodbye. #TimeWarnerSucks
- 19:04:52: At least now I don’t have to worry about being late for Vampire Cowboys. #MustFindFreakingBrightSide
- 19:31:55: Aaaaand Time Warner called to say they couldn’t finagle a time tomorrow, and they want to schedule me Monday 8-12. I HAVE A JOB, YOU MORONS.
- 19:44:39: Spoke again with a TW rep, trying to narrow window to 8-10 on Monday. Only reassurance is rep writing “Please” on my ticket. DIAF.
- 19:46:50: Man, my Twitter page must be such a downer right now. I refuse to live in anger. Time to beta, eat pasta, and zoom off to @vampirecowboys!
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