- 00:29:28: RT @paulandstorm: [P] Aaron Sorkin should be giving his acceptance speech while walking to the stage. #ZING! #oscars
- 00:42:29: It cracks me up to see the Normal Humans dwarfing the actors onstage. You never really realize how TINY they all are!
- 01:06:06: Annette Benning’s dress looks like a ballgown version of Spider-Man’s black suit. Is she going to have an emo dance number later?
- 01:08:06: RT @DrPuppykicker: All of the Oscars given to Inception contain tiny Oscars inside.
- 01:08:15: RT @aaronsagers: Downey Jr. drug jokes? I dream of a world where Mitch Hedberg writes #Oscars jokes. But the telecast would be 10hrs lon …
- 01:21:50: RT @TheOnion: Stay tuned for the official Republican rebuttal to the #Oscars shortly after the show
- 01:23:27: RT @Arcane_Bimmer: “I can feel my heart breaking Annie! You killed those younglings!” BEST. ACTRESS. WINNER.
- 01:42:18: RT @sivavaid: Union guy, Tea Party guy & a CEO have 12 cookies. CEO takes 11, says, “Watch out for union guy. He wants a piece of your c …
- 10:53:58: Classy! Disney’s TANGLED is being used to hock Pantene! http://twitpic.com/44pwr5
- 11:48:44: I have 35,000 emails (all read–woo zero inbox!). Today, I give thanks for ridiculously high capacity Gmail accounts!
- 12:42:43: Electric unicycle makes it look like you’re levitating down the street (via @io9) http://t.co/hGu29sM
- 13:04:20: My god, doing work this morning is like pulling teeth. I need another weekend.
- 13:41:07: @HarriedWizard @ShannonKButcher @Stevenav But could @PizzaOrDeath return to Chicago-style pizza after learning what NYC has to offer?
- 13:52:18: Star Wars rebooted as a Western, with humanized droids (via @io9) http://t.co/GeASnqw – Be sure to visit Sillof’s site for more awesomeness!
- 15:25:10: My iPod is on random, and I keep pausing and thinking, “That song is awesome! Who sings it?” It’s always @aprilsmithmusic.
- 16:23:32: On St. Patrick’s Day, a Brooklyn bar is doing a drunken Little Mermaid Sing-Along http://bit.ly/e1asQv — My city is better than your city.
- 17:18:59: USPS needs an international shipping option between “cheap, slow, and completely unreliable” and “trackable but costs as much as a car.”
- 17:29:59: *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*
- 17:47:55: @MickeydotFinn Yes. Eventually, this would happen: http://media.photobucket.com/image/headdesk+gif+/Sarklor/headdesk.gif
- 18:29:08: Hello, Dresden Fans. Can you disappoint an entire fandom? If you use lady-scented sea salt body scrub like me, you can. http://bit.ly/fE3VzM
- 18:40:14: So, yes. Apologies for the confusion, folks! The Sample Chapter Goodie schedule I posted was flawed. Details forthcoming.
- 18:59:53: @antonstrout The Wise Man’s Fear? Late Eclipses? One of Our Thursdays is Missing? Whedonistas? Deadline? Or they could go ride bikes!
- 19:45:10: RT @FakeeEtiquette: It is polite to preemptively ask anyone you meet if he/she is a wizard.
- 20:02:37: WISE MAN’S FEAR hits stores tomorrow! Rothfuss kindly provides us with a comic recap of Kvothe’s story thusfar: http://bit.ly/hDvELn
- 21:01:17: @Ramenth Thanks. :D
- 21:48:35: Dear Restaurant Why yes, “Prefix” is indeed a word, but it is not the one you are looking for. Love, Me
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