- 08:22:20: Faceful-of-Aerosolized-Lye-Infused Dreams: Katy Pfaffl died, and I was cast as Smurfette in Smurfs on Ice on Broadway. Yay breathing poison!
- 10:15:21: “They worshipped the Holy Trinity of the Brothers Jonas and the double-faceted goddesses Hannah and Miley.” (cont) http://tl.gd/9fmdc3
- 11:34:45: 5 of 5 stars to The Woman Warrior by Maxine Hong Kingston http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/156592947
- 12:39:17: According to its “What’s New” video, #fx4 protects us from browser crabs! Thank goodness. http://mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/4.0/whatsnew/
- 12:47:37: Just donated to @MollyCrabapple’s Kickstarter project: ‘I Have Your Heart’ – A Short Animated Film: http://kck.st/eckqme
- 13:50:31: DEAR GOD NO. My favorite restaurant in NY, Mara’s Homemade, is closing at the end of April. THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE.
- 13:51:09: How many times can I eat there in a month without getting diabetes? Because I will go there that many times, minus one. WAUGH.
- 14:00:43: @stellamortis VISIT.
- 15:44:55: @longshotauthor show us ur boobs!!!1! lol #insidejoke
- 15:48:31: (Explanation: Jim said he’d never gotten a “show us your boobs!” comment. I told him I would rectify that. He does not need repetition. :D)
- 16:10:29: @RobJDurand @antonstrout @sheckyx You should join us, Anton! It’s New York, so it counts as research.
- 18:13:56: It crushed my heart when I figured out these were fake. http://bit.ly/fq7Gt9 Damn you, @Harkaway!
- 18:18:49: I assumed the giraffe was fake in the first ad, but that “photos” page had me going. The photos on the About page were obviously shopped.
- 18:26:29: RT @qikipedia: OED endorses OMG, LOL, IMHO, TMI, FYI & WAG. Surprisingly, OMG dates back to 1917 http://tinyurl.com/4cmxbwb
- 18:52:27: @Harkaway I looked at the Photos page and boggled for about two min, until I’d convinced myself it was real. Then I squeed to my coworkers.
- 18:54:00: @Harkaway Then I went to the About page, and saw the giraffe in the person’s hands didn’t look right. The rapturous joy threatened to dim.
- 18:54:56: @Harkaway Then I saw the “historic” photos, and my heart sank.
- 18:55:08: @Harkaway I blame you because your tweet gave the link the credibility I needed to believe it in the first place. :D
- 19:56:33: Dear USPS, Why do I have a confirmation email saying you picked up my package when it’s still downstairs? In eternal rage, Priscilla
- 21:13:34: @mkcho73 WTF? Ticketmaster announced a while back they’d be doing away with that practice and letting you know everything upfront. #liars
- 21:45:01: RT @doronjosama: WAT. Scott Adams Addresses Men’s Rights Activism, Backhandedly Insults Everyone Everywhere http://t.co/ivcRKPk via @The …
- 22:50:44: RT @catvalente: Don’t forget to nominate for the Hugos! Deadline manana.
- 23:21:46: Finally got around to watching ALIEN! As in, for the first time. Most excellent! Nice to have that gap in my pop cultural knowledge filled.
- 23:39:11: RT @JaneEspenson: OMG. It’s like a dream. RT @BryanCogman Game of Thrones food trucks by Tom Colicchio. Fantastic. www.makinggameofthr …
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