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  • 00:07 My sister is looking at a travel discount site. An activity in the Dominican Republic: "palm watching." What do you think it means, Twitter? #
  • 00:42 iPhoto’s facial recognition software tagged a photo of Eliza Dushku as me. For obvious reasons, I’m sure. #
  • 01:17 @theliz13 Nope, I’m in "Whedonistas," which has a lot of authors in common. "Whedonistas" came out too recently and wasn’t eligible yet. #
  • 01:28 More People iPhoto Thinks Are Me: My coworkers (male & female), many heavy dudes, my mom, Jim Butcher, Scott Wolf, Jessica from True Blood. #
  • 01:35 @j3nnee Certainly! As soon as all the awesome cons give me free transportation and housing and passes and stuff. #
  • 01:38 @j3nnee Squee! #
  • 09:45 Fight #breastcancer! Bid on signed SFF novels w/ photos, incl @longshotauthor @brandsanderson Rothfuss @Nnedi t.co/r3Oeajl PLS RT! #
  • 15:49 Groupon offered me a discount on "organic cupcakes." I’m pretty sure they’re just as unhealthy as regular cupcakes, Groupon. :D #
  • 17:13 @ Nnedi Thanks for the RT! And thanks for supporting @BooksforBoobs! #
  • 17:20 Improv Everywhere: Say Something Nice! t.co/xz0Mzw0 #
  • 17:22 @MrsAWiggins05 @longshotauthor Lash appeared as a redhead in PG after complaining about the number of blondes in Harry’s life. :D Also Andi. #
  • 17:29 @SheckyX @rdonoghue Actually, Arsenic is NOT organic. It’s *natural,* yes, but as it contains no carbon, by definition, it’s not organic. #
  • 17:30 @SheckyX @rdonoghue Cyanide is organic, though! #
  • 19:49 @SheckyX @rdonoghue No, I got your joke. It was just chemically inaccurate, so I fixed it. :D #
  • 19:50 @NobleEnd I haven’t seen one yet. It needs to happen, so I can make it my desktop wallpaper forever. #
  • 19:52 RT @NobleEnd: Is there fanart of the Enterprise bridge crewed by the Mollys? // To whomever draws/manips this, I will send literal brownies. #
  • 19:52 @jeditigger @SheckyX @rdonoghue Your friends aren’t nerdy enough, then! #
  • 19:54 @Jamie1km Too easy. :D #
  • 19:56 @jeditigger @SheckyX @rdonoghue You should tell Jeff to tell you cyanide jokes, so you can pass them on to me. #
  • 23:45 Back in NYC and back to reality, or whatever passes for reality in this city. #
  • 23:46 @jeditigger *flails* Your icon! You has a Mika Murphy! #

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  • 00:07 My sister is looking at a travel discount site. An activity in the Dominican Republic: "palm watching." What do you think it means, Twitter? #
  • 00:42 iPhoto’s facial recognition software tagged a photo of Eliza Dushku as me. For obvious reasons, I’m sure. #
  • 01:17 @theliz13 Nope, I’m in "Whedonistas," which has a lot of authors in common. "Whedonistas" came out too recently and wasn’t eligible yet. #
  • 01:28 More People iPhoto Thinks Are Me: My coworkers (male & female), many heavy dudes, my mom, Jim Butcher, Scott Wolf, Jessica from True Blood. #
  • 01:35 @j3nnee Certainly! As soon as all the awesome cons give me free transportation and housing and passes and stuff. #
  • 01:38 @j3nnee Squee! #
  • 09:45 Fight #breastcancer! Bid on signed SFF novels w/ photos, incl @longshotauthor @brandsanderson Rothfuss @Nnedi t.co/r3Oeajl PLS RT! #
  • 15:49 Groupon offered me a discount on "organic cupcakes." I’m pretty sure they’re just as unhealthy as regular cupcakes, Groupon. :D #
  • 17:13 @ Nnedi Thanks for the RT! And thanks for supporting @BooksforBoobs! #
  • 17:20 Improv Everywhere: Say Something Nice! t.co/xz0Mzw0 #
  • 17:22 @MrsAWiggins05 @longshotauthor Lash appeared as a redhead in PG after complaining about the number of blondes in Harry’s life. :D Also Andi. #
  • 17:29 @SheckyX @rdonoghue Actually, Arsenic is NOT organic. It’s *natural,* yes, but as it contains no carbon, by definition, it’s not organic. #
  • 17:30 @SheckyX @rdonoghue Cyanide is organic, though! #
  • 19:49 @SheckyX @rdonoghue No, I got your joke. It was just chemically inaccurate, so I fixed it. :D #
  • 19:50 @NobleEnd I haven’t seen one yet. It needs to happen, so I can make it my desktop wallpaper forever. #
  • 19:52 RT @NobleEnd: Is there fanart of the Enterprise bridge crewed by the Mollys? // To whomever draws/manips this, I will send literal brownies. #
  • 19:52 @jeditigger @SheckyX @rdonoghue Your friends aren’t nerdy enough, then! #
  • 19:54 @Jamie1km Too easy. :D #
  • 19:56 @jeditigger @SheckyX @rdonoghue You should tell Jeff to tell you cyanide jokes, so you can pass them on to me. #
  • 23:45 Back in NYC and back to reality, or whatever passes for reality in this city. #
  • 23:46 @jeditigger *flails* Your icon! You has a Mika Murphy! #

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  • 10:25 "If you were naked in a room full of blind people, would you feel embarrassed?" –my uncle #
  • 10:29 Google Alert notified me of a pirated copy of episode 3 of the Dresden Files TV show with subtitles in Farsi. That is awesome. #
  • 10:48 @Julie_Butcher WOOHOO, ELLIE FTW! Give her my congrats! #
  • 11:06 @ksmccarthy24 Despite my considerable height, I can be surprisingly compact. #truefacts #
  • 18:51 Woohoo! I drove stick, and I didn’t kill anyone! (Well, anyone that didn’t deserve to die.) #
  • 18:55 I was here. t.co/WlqeGIF #
  • 18:56 Now I am here. t.co/9bFKY2j #
  • 18:57 Or maybe I’ll stay right here. t.co/svdfDFN #
  • 18:58 Can I stay here forever? t.co/RmGvKvf #
  • 18:59 The sky is so gorgeous here. t.co/lvNE43l #
  • 19:01 We went to a hog roast earlier! t.co/vgUWuNF #
  • 19:05 An invitation to explore! t.co/YaC51vn #
  • 19:14 @Robertej *joysqueak* #
  • 19:19 @MrsAWiggins05 @Robertej Nevaaaar! Jim and I are in an open betaing relationship, but it is a committed one. I’m committed to the asylum. :D #
  • 19:28 Gorgeous bark t.co/GQcM8xo #
  • 19:29 Y helo thar, random femur in the river. t.co/me7wLD1 #
  • 20:49 How much do I love Serack on the JBO forum? Lots and lots. #
  • 20:51 @Julie_Butcher My dad suspects it’s from an elk, but it definitely looks people-sized. #
  • 20:52 @MrsAWiggins05 Sounds fun! When? #
  • 20:55 Whenever someone addresses me as "Madam," I feel my bosom should quiver with indignation. #
  • 20:59 @MrsAWiggins05 Oh, I’m moving to L.A. in December. I’ll be on the other side of the country then! #
  • 21:28 @Julie_Butcher *shifty eyes* #
  • 22:41 @myyrdneopia @Julie_Butcher I have friends in Jersey and the Bronx. I have the resources for hiding a body. :D #
  • 22:47 @GretchenJones @Julie_Butcher My bosom is pretty meager. Way too small for proper quiverage. #
  • 23:33 STARS. THEY EXIST, AND THEY’RE PRETTY. #

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  • 10:25 "If you were naked in a room full of blind people, would you feel embarrassed?" –my uncle #
  • 10:29 Google Alert notified me of a pirated copy of episode 3 of the Dresden Files TV show with subtitles in Farsi. That is awesome. #
  • 10:48 @Julie_Butcher WOOHOO, ELLIE FTW! Give her my congrats! #
  • 11:06 @ksmccarthy24 Despite my considerable height, I can be surprisingly compact. #truefacts #
  • 18:51 Woohoo! I drove stick, and I didn’t kill anyone! (Well, anyone that didn’t deserve to die.) #
  • 18:55 I was here. t.co/WlqeGIF #
  • 18:56 Now I am here. t.co/9bFKY2j #
  • 18:57 Or maybe I’ll stay right here. t.co/svdfDFN #
  • 18:58 Can I stay here forever? t.co/RmGvKvf #
  • 18:59 The sky is so gorgeous here. t.co/lvNE43l #
  • 19:01 We went to a hog roast earlier! t.co/vgUWuNF #
  • 19:05 An invitation to explore! t.co/YaC51vn #
  • 19:14 @Robertej *joysqueak* #
  • 19:19 @MrsAWiggins05 @Robertej Nevaaaar! Jim and I are in an open betaing relationship, but it is a committed one. I’m committed to the asylum. :D #
  • 19:28 Gorgeous bark t.co/GQcM8xo #
  • 19:29 Y helo thar, random femur in the river. t.co/me7wLD1 #
  • 20:49 How much do I love Serack on the JBO forum? Lots and lots. #
  • 20:51 @Julie_Butcher My dad suspects it’s from an elk, but it definitely looks people-sized. #
  • 20:52 @MrsAWiggins05 Sounds fun! When? #
  • 20:55 Whenever someone addresses me as "Madam," I feel my bosom should quiver with indignation. #
  • 20:59 @MrsAWiggins05 Oh, I’m moving to L.A. in December. I’ll be on the other side of the country then! #
  • 21:28 @Julie_Butcher *shifty eyes* #
  • 22:41 @myyrdneopia @Julie_Butcher I have friends in Jersey and the Bronx. I have the resources for hiding a body. :D #
  • 22:47 @GretchenJones @Julie_Butcher My bosom is pretty meager. Way too small for proper quiverage. #
  • 23:33 STARS. THEY EXIST, AND THEY’RE PRETTY. #

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  • 03:25 Home in Dallas! For 6 hours, at least. #
  • 03:26 @KevinHearne Aaaaand "Thor" was the in-flight movie. The universe is laughing at me. #
  • 09:03 @ce_murphy @myyrdneopia @fredhicks @DaveTheGame @jeditigger *heavy sigh* I suppose my arm could be twisted into hanging out with you all… #
  • 12:50 Landed safely in Colorado! See you Tuesday. :D #
  • 21:33 Is this a deliberate commentary? XD t.co/Ubgo80G #

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  • 03:25 Home in Dallas! For 6 hours, at least. #
  • 03:26 @KevinHearne Aaaaand "Thor" was the in-flight movie. The universe is laughing at me. #
  • 09:03 @ce_murphy @myyrdneopia @fredhicks @DaveTheGame @jeditigger *heavy sigh* I suppose my arm could be twisted into hanging out with you all… #
  • 12:50 Landed safely in Colorado! See you Tuesday. :D #
  • 21:33 Is this a deliberate commentary? XD t.co/Ubgo80G #

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  • 15:30 @brennabren @nelspen @fourteenacross I was being silly. :D I’d much rather be in CO with you than attend a concert! #
  • 15:32 mwaha, I just got to read scratch V.O. in an outrageous French accent. :D Some days, my job is freaking awesome. #
  • 18:15 @alyankovic Anterior Superior Iliac Spine! …okay, clavicles are pretty cool, too. #
  • 18:19 @jeditigger @SheckyX HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *glomps* #
  • 18:43 So glad I gave myself extra ti me to get to the airport. The shuttle that usually departs every 15-20 min took 40 min to arrive. #
  • 20:44 Plane delayed due to lightning. Man, Thor really *is* a jerk. @KevinHearne #
  • 20:48 @fredhicks Yay! There must be chillage! #
  • 20:49 @myyrdneopia Dude, you can just ask. :D #
  • 21:04 @myyrdneopia You emailed me? #
  • 21:04 @myyrdneopia Yes, you may! Bring me three souls in tribute. #
  • 21:11 @jeditigger CRASH AT MY APARTMENT. THERE WILL BE SHENANIGANS. #
  • 21:36 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia I have crammed 7 guests in my apartment. My bed and futon each sleep two, plus the other futon, plus floorspace… #
  • 21:36 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia My apartment is disgustingly huge by Manhattan standards. :D #
  • 21:37 Boarded! Flight attendant sounds like Sarah Palin. #youbetcha #
  • 21:43 Flight attendant asked me if I was old enough to sit in the emergency exit row. I’m 26! #
  • 22:12 Flight grounded temporarily due to weather. Pilot: "We’re number zillionth in line for departure." #
  • 22:14 Good news: I traded up to an emergency exit seat, so I can stretch my legs! Bad news: I’m in front of a family with 4 kids under 4 years. #
  • 22:16 One of the kids is a screamer. He’s sitting directly behind me. Remind me: is chloroform illegal? #
  • 22:16 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia Of course you may! #
  • 22:17 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia …Stay with me forever? #
  • 22:22 @jeditigger Spending the night in Dallas, then going on to Colorado in the morning. #
  • 22:26 They gave us free oat bars. Woman: Will they hand out liquor? I want something with proof. Me: Yeah, this is just circumstantial evidence. #
  • 22:27 @mhaithaca For him or for me? #whynotboth #
  • 22:36 Pilot refers to the clustergasm of planes in front of us as "the baby elephant." I like this guy. #
  • 22:40 Plane’s engines turn on and we crawl up the Tarmac. Rugrat behind me: "Mommy, are we going to land?" Oh, sweetie… #

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  • 15:30 @brennabren @nelspen @fourteenacross I was being silly. :D I’d much rather be in CO with you than attend a concert! #
  • 15:32 mwaha, I just got to read scratch V.O. in an outrageous French accent. :D Some days, my job is freaking awesome. #
  • 18:15 @alyankovic Anterior Superior Iliac Spine! …okay, clavicles are pretty cool, too. #
  • 18:19 @jeditigger @SheckyX HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *glomps* #
  • 18:43 So glad I gave myself extra ti me to get to the airport. The shuttle that usually departs every 15-20 min took 40 min to arrive. #
  • 20:44 Plane delayed due to lightning. Man, Thor really *is* a jerk. @KevinHearne #
  • 20:48 @fredhicks Yay! There must be chillage! #
  • 20:49 @myyrdneopia Dude, you can just ask. :D #
  • 21:04 @myyrdneopia You emailed me? #
  • 21:04 @myyrdneopia Yes, you may! Bring me three souls in tribute. #
  • 21:11 @jeditigger CRASH AT MY APARTMENT. THERE WILL BE SHENANIGANS. #
  • 21:36 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia I have crammed 7 guests in my apartment. My bed and futon each sleep two, plus the other futon, plus floorspace… #
  • 21:36 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia My apartment is disgustingly huge by Manhattan standards. :D #
  • 21:37 Boarded! Flight attendant sounds like Sarah Palin. #youbetcha #
  • 21:43 Flight attendant asked me if I was old enough to sit in the emergency exit row. I’m 26! #
  • 22:12 Flight grounded temporarily due to weather. Pilot: "We’re number zillionth in line for departure." #
  • 22:14 Good news: I traded up to an emergency exit seat, so I can stretch my legs! Bad news: I’m in front of a family with 4 kids under 4 years. #
  • 22:16 One of the kids is a screamer. He’s sitting directly behind me. Remind me: is chloroform illegal? #
  • 22:16 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia Of course you may! #
  • 22:17 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia …Stay with me forever? #
  • 22:22 @jeditigger Spending the night in Dallas, then going on to Colorado in the morning. #
  • 22:26 They gave us free oat bars. Woman: Will they hand out liquor? I want something with proof. Me: Yeah, this is just circumstantial evidence. #
  • 22:27 @mhaithaca For him or for me? #whynotboth #
  • 22:36 Pilot refers to the clustergasm of planes in front of us as "the baby elephant." I like this guy. #
  • 22:40 Plane’s engines turn on and we crawl up the Tarmac. Rugrat behind me: "Mommy, are we going to land?" Oh, sweetie… #

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  • 00:32 @stellamortis …I want to go there. #
  • 08:12 RT @mkcho73: For your next cool web project. t.co/v4oGFcv #
  • 09:51 Behold: I have grapefruit! #
  • 10:12 @Julie_Butcher This is why I love you. #
  • 10:42 @fredhicks @byharryconnolly @sheckyx Plenty of stores offer exchanges, but not refunds. It’s not customer-unfriendly. #
  • 10:43 @fredhicks Any idea why that post didn’t get echoed by the JBN twitter, Fred? #
  • 10:47 That moment when you realize the coworker you’ve been talking to is not at his desk. #
  • 11:00 @CUnderkoffler Spnaked? #
  • 11:24 @SheckyX @fredhicks @byharryconnolly There’s a difference between "not treating your customers like criminals" … #
  • 11:24 @SheckyX @fredhicks @byharryconnolly … and protecting yourself when they try to take advantage of you. #
  • 13:29 @fredhicks Try t.co/oV1qBTM next time. :D #
  • 19:59 This Amy Pond picspam is a thing of glory: t.co/MKOPOn6 #
  • 22:50 Winners of the Pose-Like-Wonder-Woman Contest! t.co/1RL5dFn #
  • 23:11 @fourteenacross I am despondent, for April is playing NYC when I’ll be in Colorado! #

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