• 10:57 @camsmith25 @fredhicks @Longshotauthor Buh? I’m a master now? I think I’ve learned more from Fred than the reverse. :D #
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  • 14:40 Can someone make me a gif of Haley’s "I have to fla il!" from today’s @TeamHusbands? Because that is MY LIFE. Loving this show! #
  • 14:42 Most nerdgasmic flowchart ever: t.co/xsqWodfj #
  • 15:40 @TeamHusbands It’s a little animated snippet without sound, like this: t.co/hzmNG8yE or this: t.co/WCul3zRW #
  • 15:41 INTERNET, I LOVE YOU. t.co/dKfmT8cu #
  • 15:57 @TeamHusbands Scotch is a cruel mistress! #
  • 16:04 @neilhimself @amandapalmer You need to write her a song about a toucan to apologize for the error. #
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  • 17:52 COVER ART SQUEE! Flail in joy over @seananmcguire’s DISCOUNT ARMAGEDDON! t.co/wrXP5Y9Y #
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  • 13:08 Just received some gorgeous cover art for an upcoming issue of @longshotauthor’s FOOL MOON comic. Licking is bad for monitors, right? #
  • 13:52 Attention Restaurants of the World: Mushrooms are not a vegetable. #
  • 14:14 @Za_Lord @TemplePooch @padawanmolly Ahem. t.co/PxcYGqEz #
  • 14:40 Can someone make me a gif of Haley’s "I have to fla il!" from today’s @TeamHusbands? Because that is MY LIFE. Loving this show! #
  • 14:42 Most nerdgasmic flowchart ever: t.co/xsqWodfj #
  • 15:40 @TeamHusbands It’s a little animated snippet without sound, like this: t.co/hzmNG8yE or this: t.co/WCul3zRW #
  • 15:41 INTERNET, I LOVE YOU. t.co/dKfmT8cu #
  • 15:57 @TeamHusbands Scotch is a cruel mistress! #
  • 16:04 @neilhimself @amandapalmer You need to write her a song about a toucan to apologize for the error. #
  • 16:41 People are eating delicious-smelling things, and I don’t want to kill them and steal their food. I think I’m growing! #
  • 17:07 @seananmcguire HAIL ALL THE KNIVES! #
  • 17:52 COVER ART SQUEE! Flail in joy over @seananmcguire’s DISCOUNT ARMAGEDDON! t.co/wrXP5Y9Y #
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  • 08:27 You got your correction, @rdonoghue. :D t.co/GII8aegh #
  • 09:30 I would read the heck out of this book: t.co/RJn2k1OP #
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  • 12:15 I keep listening to "F**kin’ Perfect" and "Grenade" from the #SingOff season premiere. Mmm, delicious a capella ear candy! SING, MY LADIES! #
  • 12:20 @myyrdneopia Tracks 1 and 5 are my favorites, but all are awesomesauce! t.co/v8WUs4JA #
  • 13:19 Gonna have some vegan Indian food, bay-beeeeeeeee! The universe is awesome today! #
  • 13:21 Heckler: "Obama, you’re the Antichrist!" Obama: "Peace, bro. Don’t forget your jacket." t.co/jD3bNb6b (via @marcusgilmer, @cleolinda) #
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  • 22:45 @ardentdelirium Ooh, those scenes with Burt are 80% of why I keep watching. Wonder when it’ll go up on Hulu… #
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  • 00:22 @stellamortis Does he get butchered? #
  • 00:40 It is exactly one hour later than I thought it was. I am going to sleep. #
  • 08:22 YAY, the Dresden Fanwork Exchange is back! I shall be signing up liek woah. t.co/R2tFLk6C #
  • 08:27 You got your correction, @rdonoghue. :D t.co/GII8aegh #
  • 09:30 I would read the heck out of this book: t.co/RJn2k1OP #
  • 09:41 @nkjemisin …And now, because of this tweet, it will be in everybody’s head. #
  • 09:42 @fourteenacross Inspector Spacetime has a TV Tropes page? I LOVE YOU, THE INTERNET. #
  • 09:50 Oh my god. The Inspector Spacetime page on TV Tropes is AMAZING. t.co/AWDQLdDO #
  • 09:58 @vampirecowboys Happy Birthday, Abby! You are brilliant! #
  • 10:32 @seananmcguire @nkjemisin This needs to be a graphic novel. I would buy 500 copies. #
  • 10:35 Rather than hold muzak, a recorded voice reminds me every forty seconds to inquire about parking. I have no need to park. Is this spy code? #
  • 12:13 Woohoo, got tickets for my mom and me to see @mightykatemusic in WAR HORSE! #
  • 12:15 I keep listening to "F**kin’ Perfect" and "Grenade" from the #SingOff season premiere. Mmm, delicious a capella ear candy! SING, MY LADIES! #
  • 12:20 @myyrdneopia Tracks 1 and 5 are my favorites, but all are awesomesauce! t.co/v8WUs4JA #
  • 13:19 Gonna have some vegan Indian food, bay-beeeeeeeee! The universe is awesome today! #
  • 13:21 Heckler: "Obama, you’re the Antichrist!" Obama: "Peace, bro. Don’t forget your jacket." t.co/jD3bNb6b (via @marcusgilmer, @cleolinda) #
  • 16:07 Facebook is turning off individual email notifications and instead sending a summary of popular stories? That’s the OPPOSITE of what I want. #
  • 17:59 Remind me to read this when the site returns! //RT @charliejane A nine-year-old girl analyzes the DC reboot of Starfire. Ouch. bit.ly/r9wRBo #
  • 22:10 Oy, TiVo, why didn’t you record Glee? I know I keep threatening to stop watching it, but you don’t get to make these decisions for me. #
  • 22:45 @ardentdelirium Ooh, those scenes with Burt are 80% of why I keep watching. Wonder when it’ll go up on Hulu… #
  • 23:00 Thanks to @beatonna for participating in @BooksForBoobs! t.co/Y8yONrwm #

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  • 09:49 @antonstrout Shazam! t.co/4B4xGN8u #
  • 11:32 Inspector Spacetime: t.co/0ryEdzWD #
  • 12:12 Beautiful, mysterious paper sculptures appear in Edinburgh’s libraries: t.co/TiAVirb2 #
  • 15:50 Delia Sherman shares a call for submissions for books with POC, LGBTQ, and non-Western characters t.co/W8Owd9fG #
  • 17:28 @fredhicks @RobJDurand If you rebooted the Butcher Block a nd wanted me back, I’d carve out the time. :D But go with whatever format works! #
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  • 18:16 @Sean_M_Maher Bravo for your courage and honesty! Congrats on your Coming Out Day! Does Hallmark make a card for that? :D #
  • 23:43 Not a single Captain Hammer reference, #Castle writers? For shame. :D #

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  • 00:01 Musings on my first week of cleanse, and what I ate: t.co/HtxIwZA8 #
  • 09:50 @Wraithmaker I have a $25 Groupon to BareBurger that expires today. Want it? #
  • 09:58 In praise of Joanne Rowling’s Hermione Granger series: t.co/NZ2XJKgG #
  • 10:01 Woohoo, my @kiva credit was repaid this morning, which I reinvested into my 53rd, 54th, 55th, and 56th loans. Great way to start a morning! #
  • 11:39 Nommy veggie breakfast of squash and avocado! This week may be awesomer than predict ed. #
  • 12:39 @sherlockbones Fight ninjas. Your heroism shall live eternal in poem and song. #
  • 12:45 @akjrow Yes, that was the joke. :D #
  • 18:53 5 of 5 stars to Fuzzy Nation by John Scalzi t.co/jc9et9d9 #
  • 18:57 I’m two away from completing my "52 books in 2011" Goodreads challenge! I think I’ll finish with a couple banned books. t.co/BHopS6Ue #
  • 19:10 I take tremendous gle e in the knowledge that @BigGayIceCream’s fruit popsicles are… entirely fruit. And therefore allowed in my cleanse! #
  • 19:12 The transition period is a challenge as I work out what I can eat, but I’m really excited about the healthy options I’m discovering. #
  • 19:45 I AM EATING ALL THE PEARS. #
  • 19:49 @ocd_faerie NOM. #

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  • 09:54 All the sleep are belong to me! #
  • 10:55 Arg. I bought one thing from @GrouponChicago, and now I get daily emails from them. How do I unsubscribe there but stay on @GrouponNYC? #
  • 11:47 BETA ALL THE THINGS! #
  • 11:49 RT @Featherweight_ Photoset: Harry Dresden Puppet From The Dresden Files t.co/KIr2yixl // I choked on my smoothie. Brilliance! #
  • 12:06 Whenever I see the panel in FM #1 where Harry is so much taller than Murphy his head is cropped off, I do a little dance of squee. #shiiiiip #
  • 12:10 @kellhound They are so ridiculously mismatched and all the more awesome because of it. #
  • 12:18 BABY ALPHAS. I want to PINCH ALL THE CHEEKS. #FoolMoonGNReread #
  • 12:50 I love Chase Conley’s Clooneyish Marcone. Such intensity! #FoolMoonGNReread #
  • 12:51 I am so amused that the flashback to MacFinn’s ancestor and Saint Patrick has a green tint to it. #FoolMoonGNReread #
  • 12:56 Man, I love that you can see Jim was planning the CHANGES reveal about Harry’s mom way back in FM. Sneaky sneaky. #FoolMoonGNReread #
  • 13:12 I need to temporarily silence all the dining deal emails I get daily. They’re torturous while I’m on my cleanse! #
  • 13:26 In G+, the default for posting to a circle is that it annoyingly notifies everyone that a post has been made. How do you disable that? #
  • 14:03 Issue 4 of @longshotauthor’s FOOL MOON graphic novel is expected to hit comics stores October 5th! Find one near you at ComicShopLocator.com #
  • 14:08 RT @DalaiLama: His Holiness the Dalai Lama’s statement on the issue of his reincarnation t.co/4c6zH834 // Unbearably sad. #
  • < em>14:40 Brilliant: t.co/fpakHOGe #
  • 14:52 Sesame Street spoofs Glee: t.co/6JQopJXd This is exactly what my workday was like yesterday. #
  • 16:30 I loathe Time Warner’s bandwidth throttling with the passion of a thousand angry suns. I am getting DIAL UP speeds. #
  • 16:57 30-minute writing sprint! Go! #
  • 18:53 @GrouponChicago Ah, thanks! Now sorted! #
  • 19:04 High-tech underground park in NYC? t.co/gxGmCnc6 #
  • 19:11 Last meal before my Week Of Sadness, in which I can only eat fruits, vegetables, and rice. Gonna try a new organic place near my apartment! #
  • 19:20 @Julie_Butcher El will be the belle of the ball! #
  • 19:53 Amazed at how many retweets @BlogtorWho’s "#Stormageddon translates as ‘fallen silence’ in Greek" is getting. My skeptic-sense is tingling. #
  • 19:57 @antonstrout Remind me to get a restraining order should I ever breed. :D #
  • 19:59 @byharryconnolly Congrats! I think? #
  • 20:00 @byharryconnolly Some of my coworkers have done the Master Cleanse. Brutal. At least they didn’t have to deal with culinary indecision! #
  • 20:30 Dear Whoever Placed The Text In This Promo, CLASSY. Love, Me t.co/tvv1KGNz #
  • 21:46 Pop-up ad asked me to identify a celebrity by a photo of her ass. All of planet Earth, you are On Notice. #
  • 21:53 @Julie_Butcher She looks l ovely! #
  • 22:11 4 of 5 stars to The Magician King by Lev Grossman t.co/0mQE5zsp #
  • 22:48 I just remembered all the amazingness of SDCC and had to get off the couch and do a spastic little dance to adequately express my squee. #
  • 22:49 5 of 5 stars to One Salt Sea by Seanan McGuire t.co/Za6lMCqh #
  • 23:10 @SheckyX Oh, I squeed plenty while I was there! This was a squee-aftershock. #
  • 23:15 @She ckyX Yeah. It would not be as pretty or clean as Canada. #
  • 23:36 @SheckyX Just so. :D #
  • 23:53 @SheckyX I was thinking Miles Vorcelliegan. #

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  • 10:55 Arg. I bought one thing from @GrouponChicago, and now I get daily emails from them. How do I unsubscribe there but stay on @GrouponNYC? #
  • 11:47 BETA ALL THE THINGS! #
  • 11:49 RT @Featherweight_ Photoset: Harry Dresden Puppet From The Dresden Files t.co/KIr2yixl // I choked on my smoothie. Brilliance! #
  • 12:06 Whenever I see the panel in FM #1 where Harry is so much taller than Murphy his head is cropped off, I do a little dance of squee. #shiiiiip #
  • 12:10 @kellhound They are so ridiculously mismatched and all the more awesome because of it. #
  • 12:18 BABY ALPHAS. I want to PINCH ALL THE CHEEKS. #FoolMoonGNReread #
  • 12:50 I love Chase Conley’s Clooneyish Marcone. Such intensity! #FoolMoonGNReread #
  • 12:51 I am so amused that the flashback to MacFinn’s ancestor and Saint Patrick has a green tint to it. #FoolMoonGNReread #
  • 12:56 Man, I love that you can see Jim was planning the CHANGES reveal about Harry’s mom way back in FM. Sneaky sneaky. #FoolMoonGNReread #
  • 13:12 I need to temporarily silence all the dining deal emails I get daily. They’re torturous while I’m on my cleanse! #
  • 13:26 In G+, the default for posting to a circle is that it annoyingly notifies everyone that a post has been made. How do you disable that? #
  • 14:03 Issue 4 of @longshotauthor’s FOOL MOON graphic novel is expected to hit comics stores October 5th! Find one near you at ComicShopLocator.com #
  • 14:08 RT @DalaiLama: His Holiness the Dalai Lama’s statement on the issue of his reincarnation t.co/4c6zH834 // Unbearably sad. #
  • < em>14:40 Brilliant: t.co/fpakHOGe #
  • 14:52 Sesame Street spoofs Glee: t.co/6JQopJXd This is exactly what my workday was like yesterday. #
  • 16:30 I loathe Time Warner’s bandwidth throttling with the passion of a thousand angry suns. I am getting DIAL UP speeds. #
  • 16:57 30-minute writing sprint! Go! #
  • 18:53 @GrouponChicago Ah, thanks! Now sorted! #
  • 19:04 High-tech underground park in NYC? t.co/gxGmCnc6 #
  • 19:11 Last meal before my Week Of Sadness, in which I can only eat fruits, vegetables, and rice. Gonna try a new organic place near my apartment! #
  • 19:20 @Julie_Butcher El will be the belle of the ball! #
  • 19:53 Amazed at how many retweets @BlogtorWho’s "#Stormageddon translates as ‘fallen silence’ in Greek" is getting. My skeptic-sense is tingling. #
  • 19:57 @antonstrout Remind me to get a restraining order should I ever breed. :D #
  • 19:59 @byharryconnolly Congrats! I think? #
  • 20:00 @byharryconnolly Some of my coworkers have done the Master Cleanse. Brutal. At least they didn’t have to deal with culinary indecision! #
  • 20:30 Dear Whoever Placed The Text In This Promo, CLASSY. Love, Me t.co/tvv1KGNz #
  • 21:46 Pop-up ad asked me to identify a celebrity by a photo of her ass. All of planet Earth, you are On Notice. #
  • 21:53 @Julie_Butcher She looks l ovely! #
  • 22:11 4 of 5 stars to The Magician King by Lev Grossman t.co/0mQE5zsp #
  • 22:48 I just remembered all the amazingness of SDCC and had to get off the couch and do a spastic little dance to adequately express my squee. #
  • 22:49 5 of 5 stars to One Salt Sea by Seanan McGuire t.co/Za6lMCqh #
  • 23:10 @SheckyX Oh, I squeed plenty while I was there! This was a squee-aftershock. #
  • 23:15 @She ckyX Yeah. It would not be as pretty or clean as Canada. #
  • 23:36 @SheckyX Just so. :D #
  • 23:53 @SheckyX I was thinking Miles Vorcelliegan. #

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Today ends my first week on my cleanse! You may have noticed that I have not blogged at all. This is because I am a pretty terrible blogger. :D Let’s see if I can change that in week two!

Day 1: Sunday, 9/18

Musings:

It never really occurred to me until this morning how few breakfast items are free of gluten, soy, egg, and dairy. I wanted to start the month off with a treat and order in from The Organic Grill, a gluten-free spot on Seamless that delivers to my apartment, but every single thing on their breakfast menu was stymied by one detail. The gluten-free pancakes or french toast had maple syrup and a side of tempeh sausage, both no-nos. The omelets and frittatas were out for obvious reasons. I find it frustrating that gluten-free restaurants are likely to be vegan as well, and practically everything has soy protein or soy cheese or soy kitchen sink.

Looks like I’ll be making Amaranth. Mmm, the nutritious, gluten-free whole grain that is high in protein and calcium and reminds me of the Codex Alera!

I will kick off this cleanse with something I intended to make a regular feature, but neglected to do so! My first I Can’t Believe This is Allowed: Strawberries with Justin’s Chocolate Hazelnut Butter!

Like Nutella? I sure as hell do. Like strawberries dipped in Nutella? Even better! Nutella is a major no-no, but I recently discovered Justin’s Nut Butter has an all-natural Nutella equivalent, and it is DIVINE. It tastes nuttier and less sugary than Nutella, richly flavorful.

I brought it to a sleep-over party a few months ago, and we dipped strawberries in it that evening and spread it on our pancakes the next morning. I’m overjoyed to see that it narrowly squeaks into permissible territory.

Ingredients: Dry roasted hazelnuts, organic evaporated cane sugar*, organic cocoa*, organic cocoa butter, organic palm fruit oil, natural vanilla, sea salt.

* Yes, the Basic Dietary Guidelines forbid chocolate and many sweeteners, but cocoa and evaporated cane sugar seem to be fair game.

It’s made without hydrogenated oils and is gluten-free and dairy-free. Be warned that it may contain trace amounts of peanuts or almonds, so if you’re allergic to them, be careful.

I’ll still need to enjoy this in moderation, as it has 7g of sugar per 2 Tbsp serving, but hey! Strawberries with a natural Nutella equivalent! I can’t believe this is allowed!

Food:

Breakfast: Amaranth.
Snack: “Mary’s Gone Crackers” Caraway crackers with Justin’s Chocolate Hazelnut Butter.
Dinner: Il Bagatto: Half spring chicken marinated in garlic, lemon, rosemary and thyme; cannellini beans with tomatoes, garlic, shallots and rosemary.

Day 2: Monday, 9/19

Musings:

Strike what I said yesterday. It is impossible to find ANY food that satisfies the requirements of my cleanse. I am so hungry. I am hungry to the point of distraction. I barely have the attention span to read complete sentences.

I may have to resort to actually cooking. I might as well turn in my New Yorker card right now.

Food:

Breakfast: Amaranth, “DeLish” mango trail mix crunch.
Lunch: Minute Maid apple juice, Karam II: cauliflower, babaganoush, stewed string beans, falafel, chopped salad.
Dinner: FreeFoods: mixed greens salad with lemon chicken, olives, asparagus, and roasted peppers, with balsamic and EVOO.

Day 3: Tuesday, 9/20

Musings:

I am fantasizing about cooking a sumptuous gluten and dairy-free Indian foodgasm this weekend and eating it forever. Too bad I have no experience cooking Indian food, and apparently it’s crazy difficult to cook at home when you’re not drastically changing the recipe. I am calculating how soon I can have Indian food after the cleanse is over. Answer: not soon enough.

Fortunately, I’ve hit my first windfall: Steve’s, the all-natural ice cream parlor right across from Bryant Park, where my coworkers and I eat our lunch nearly every day, has options that actually fit in my ridiculously restrictive cleanse! Come to my belly, cucumber shiso sorbet. You are welcome here.

Food:

Breakfast: FreeFoods: oatmeal with raisins and walnuts.
Lunch: Karam II: Chicken Shawarma, hummus, rice. Steve’s: Cucumber shiso sorbet.
Dinner: Leftover chicken shawarma, hummus, rice.

Day 4: Wednesday, 9/21

Musings:

Dear god, I am going to have to eat every single meal this month at FreeFoods. I will have no money. I spend an hour searching for new places to eat lunch, and then I just go back to the same standards. FreeFoods is delicious, and they have a wide variety of options that fit my cleanse, but this is not sustainable.

Food:

Breakfast: FreeFoods: oatmeal with mixed berries and walnuts.
Lunch: FreeFoods: Wild Rice and Summer Squash with Chopped Walnuts and Fresh Basil; Roasted Artichokes with Pignoli, Olives and Parsley Pesto; Spanish Style Free Range Chicken Skewers with Grilled Vegetables and Salsa Roja; Tomato ‘Lasagna’, Cashew ‘Ricotta’, Pistachio Pesto, Sun Dried Tomato Sauce
Dinner: Leftover lemon rosemary chicken.

Day 5: Thursday, 9/22

Musings:

I have never had sushi without soy sauce. It’s actually delicious without it! I am the worst foodie ever.

Food:

Breakfast: FreeFoods: oatmeal with raisins and walnuts.
Lunch: Mai: Salmon Avocado sushi roll, broth with mixed vegetables. Steve’s: Cucumber shiso sorbet.
Dinner: Gustorganics: Cauliflower ginger onion soup, 1/4 gluten-free, dairy-free veggie “pizza.”

Day 6: Friday, 9/23

Musings:

I met with my doctor this morning. With my Mom on speakerphone, we went over my blood work from a couple weeks ago, in which I had approximately twelve gallons of my precious bodily fluids drained to feed an elite sect of Hollywood vampires. I was pleased to report that my sense of smell has improved, which I credit to the zinc lozenges I’ve added to my daily regimen.

I treated myself to a bit of cleanse-friendly decadence at BareBurger and enjoyed a lovely rain-drenched evening, betaing Jim’s latest as I ate. Okay, this cleanse is not the end of all joy in the universe. The waiter tried to tell me balsamic vinegarette contained milk, which is false, but id does traditionally contain brown sugar, and is therefore off-limits. Sigh. My dinner salad was therefore dressed with extra virgin olive oil and lemon juice. Acceptable.

Food:

Breakfast: 1/4 gluten-free, dairy-free veggie “pizza.”
Lunch: FreeFoods: mixed greens salad with chicken, asparagus, olives, roasted peppers, and avocado, with balsamic vinegar/EVOO dressing.
Dinner: BareBurger: lamb burger on gluten-free tapioca rice bun, with sauteed onions. Garden salad with EVOO and lemon juice.

Day 7: Saturday, 9/24

Musings:

My last night before the most restrictive week of the cleanse! I will only be permitted fruit, veggies, and rice. I won’t be allowed meat for 12 days. So why did I eat vegan today? I am clearly tired of finding places that serve meat that satisfy the cleanse guidelines.

Food:

Breakfast: Remaining 1/2 gluten-free, dairy free veggie “pizza.”
Dinner: Earth Matters: Kelp noodles with tomatoes, sundried tomatoes, cashews, parsley, paprika, olive oil, sea salt, lemon and garlic; “Alkaline Water”: pH-balancing trace minerals, alkaline water, oregano oil, lavender, rosemary, and lemon juice.