• 08:29 Squee, the first episode of @janeespenson’s @teamhusbands is up! This is going to be so much fun. t.co/fbyOJTP #
• 08:34 @rekjackson Oh god, why did you have to remind me that site existed? Brb, buying ten thousand socks… #
• 09:38 @CUnderkoffler It took me months to realize Gwen wasn’t saying "I ain’t no holla Batgirl." #
• 11:01 Just got my ticket to John @Hodgman’s THAT IS ALL release party in Brooklyn! Luxuriate in COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE. t.co/Cknq7Lc #
• 11:16 Coworkers planking on office equipment. Mass hysteria! #
• 11:59 Sweet! $15 for $30 Worth of Artistic Tees and Accessories from Threadless – t.co/0S2rtcn #
• 12:03 @seananmcguire Gotta love those moments when you venture out into the world and suddenly question, "Am I fully clothed?" #
• 14:09 Mediterranean falafel sandwich from Crisp = foodgasm! t.co/irJPm7C #
• 17:23 "If you want to be pedantic, which we all know I do…" –me #

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