Twitter Driveby

  • 07:49 @jimmyaquino It’s because you posted that unbroken "hahahahahhahahaha" and it’s screwing up our formatting, dork. XD #
  • 09:23 TWO-HEADED BABY. THREE LEGS. BEING PUSHED IN A STROLLER ON AVENUE C. WHAT THE HELL. BRAIN STILL TRYING TO PROCESS. #
  • 09:29 My brain is still trying to convince me it was fake, but… I know what my eyes saw. There’s no other explanation. #
  • 09:30 I saw him from two ft away. I really wish I’d run after the mom and taken his picture, so I wouldn’t have a truth-denial headache right now. #
  • 09:58 The thing is, he looked like a healthy kid. The legs were all well-formed. He was just wider than he should have been. And he had TWO HEADS. #
  • 11:42 @Wraithmaker Manhattan Avenue C. Between 3rd and 4th Streets, IIRC. #
  • 13:53 I am seriously going to Febreeze my coworker. Thrice-daily smoking breaks are NOT COOL. #
  • 20:36 @mkcho73 House is on now. Fringe is next. #

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