- 09:43 @boymonster Aww, they texted me at 3am. They must love you more. *sniff* #
- 09:46 Wow, how did I know it would be Joe Biden? Keen! Not sure why they’d choose the darkest point in the news cycle to announce it, though. #
- 09:47 @jimmyaquino Do we need to bring you groceries and remind you to shower/use the toilet? #
- 20:13 They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard! #
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