Tonight’s revelation: Fry and Laurie as Colon and Vimes.

If I were Supreme Exhalted Ruler of the World, my first executive order would be to make that happen. Only then would I move on to things like universal health care and the establishment of “Pie for Everyone Day.” I would make an excellent Supreme Exhalted Ruler of the World. Unless you didn’t like pie, in which case you would be downgraded from “Citizen” status to “Morlock.”