- 00:30:00: Just got smacked upside the head by the sleepy bat. I’d hoped to have time to beta for Jim AND read more WMF. Looks like I’m doing neither.
- 00:32:08: Argh, today feels like such a Friday! I should be getting a good night’s sleep, then going with my friends to see @antonstrout at Midtown.
- 00:32:42: Instead, more work tomorrow. Mraaaaaargh. Could never get the hang of Thursdays.
- 00:33:47: RT @cleolinda: I’m over it, and then it gets funny again: RT @bethshepsut: HAHAHA. Charlie Sheen Quotes Presented By Superheroes: http:/ …
- 00:40:26: @Julie_Butcher A melee of Butchers? A swath? A battalion? A carnage? A massacre? A chine? A drubbing? A reading?
- 00:41:51: @Julie_Butcher My favorite group noun is still “a shiver of sharks.”
- 00:43:36: RT @mishacollins: A lesson: If you keep your word & make good on your debts… http://twitpic.com/455daj .. Karma will reward you… htt …
- 08:47:40: @sherlockbones I just noticed that the name that gets the least sex is “Edward.” The Twilight jokes write themselves.
- 12:40:47: Maria: “There will be birthday treats. Later.” Me: “It is never too early for chocolate!” Brittany: “It’s Chocolate O’Clock somewhere!”
- 12:46:20: @CUnderkoffler I envy these gorillas.
- 13:28:08: Coworker used “Danke Schön” without knowing what language it was, or what “Bitte” meant. Fear not, he has been roundly mocked.
- 13:29:36: Coworker’s car is going to take $1k to fix. Me: “You should sell it and buy 500 bikes.” Him: “No. I should sell it and buy 500 Toblerones.”
- 13:35:03: Virtual Shackles – Apocalypse You http://t.co/HYCfowS via @VirtualShackles (via Gilly)
- 15:13:04: RT @bittman: On Charlie Sheen and domestic violence (and I hope this is the last we have to hear of this jerk): http://nyti.ms/fgezHs
- 15:23:25: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of the WBC’s right to stage anti-gay protests. I think the Constitution needs a “Don’t Be A Dick” clause.
- 16:34:31: “It’s like, ‘happy happy happy happy happy happy happy THE HOLOCAUST’.” –Me, explaining “Life is Beautiful”
- 16:40:06: Maria’s birthday chocolates turned out to have alcoholic centers. I approve of this, as does this squirrel: http://bit.ly/19hIUa
- 16:48:41: Brittany: “I think I would read anything with ‘whangdoodles’ in the title.” Me: “Yes. Unless it’s a sketchbook.” Re: http://amzn.to/fGNx99
- 16:50:47: Watch how people react to a creepy little girl in white, alone in a hotel corridor: http://bit.ly/gl1oQc
- 16:58:53: @myyrdneopia Want! But it must wait until I’ve finished WMF. I must content myself with Bast/Everyone. :D
- 21:46:30: @Esperacchius *sets TiVo to record next Friday*
- 21:49:54: @Julie_Butcher *raises hand!* Of course, I read it almost a full year ago. :D
- 22:02:19: Doctor looked at my blood work from last week and asked me if I were a vegetarian. *headdesk* #stillnotvegetarian #apparentlyshouldneverbe
- 22:04:16: In case you were unaware, a HUGE number of people have incorrectly assumed I was a vegetarian. Even people who have seen me eat hamburgers.
- 22:09:15: @SummerNazer Very low cholesterol and iron. And my doctor is a she. :D
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