Der. I have no idea where my camera charger is. Did I even pack it? Hmm.

Oh well. Meanwhile, remember that $150 textbook I found online for $30? Now I know why I got it so cheap! Printed on the cover is “This edition is manufactured in India and is authorized for sale only in India, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Pakistan, Nepal, Sri Lanka, and the Maldives. Circulation of this edition outside of these territories is UNAUTHORIZED.”

DUDE. I have a BLACK MARKET physics textbook!

The contents are identical to the $150 version, it’s just printed on a lower-quality paper, and it’s in black and white, but it’s a physics textbook! I really couldn’t care less. Also, theirs come split in half, whereas mine is a luscious, doorstopping 1883 pages! Paperback, 8×10 inches and 2 5/8″ thick. I can’t wait to show off my illegal textbook to all the other kids. I bet they don’t have illegal textbooks like mine!