I’m sorry, but is it just me, or do the Troy pictures of Orli!Paris and Helen snogging look like lesbian porn? Or rather, what straight guys wish lesbian porn looked like? (Not that I know what real lesbian porn looks like. Um… WOAH DID YOU SEE THAT TOPIC CHANGE GO BY?)

Meanwhile, Amazon reports that we US-ians are getting “Going Postal” (the next full-length Terry Pratchett novel) a week before the Brits and the other colonies get it! Haw haw! October 1st for us, October 7th (and later) for the rest! Serves you right for trying to delay the US release of “Hat Full of Sky!”