AHA! Insanely tall kid, I found you! You could not hide for long!

Near the beginning of the school year, I saw an insanely tall guy in the dining hall. Curious, I walked up to him (very inobstusively) and eyeballed our relative heights. I’m 5’9″ and the top of my head was level with his armpit.

And then there he was again, at the station next to the Trojan Women station on Locust Walk, trying to raise money for MS! How lucky way I, to choose this walk shift? I was subtle and cunning and took his picture to show the world his freaky tallness. Ever the fangirlish dork, I asked him what year he was in and if he ever did theatre, to see if he would still be around in two or three years when I finally finish “Men at Arms.” Unfortunately, he was a Senior. Oh well. Maybe he has a brother.

So here is The Man That Would Be Carrot. Alas and woe.