I just remembered a conversation: Talking with Chungy at the midnight showing of FotR. Laugh at my then-ignorance!

Chungy: [getting handed a flyer from a cosplayer] Hey! TORN is having a premiere party!

Me: What’s TORN?

Chungy: It’s this huge Lord of the Rings website.

Me: What does “TORN” stand for?

Chungy: I don’t know…

Me: How about “Tolkien-Obsessed Rejects and Nerds”?

Meanwhile, does anyone happen to have an mp3 (or other kind of audio file) of either of the Merry and Pippin drinking songs? Or at least a version of “Ho ho ho! To the bottle I go!” that doesn’t have one of the cast members singing really really painfully off key?