All Hail Elijah, King of Dorks!
All Hail Dom, Wearer of What Looks Like Gryffindor Quidditch Drag!
Happy Mardi Gras, boys and girls.
(For those out of the loop, Dom and Elijah were kings of the Orpheus and Bacchus crewes in Sunday’s parades. So delightfully dorky. They should win prizes.)