*snerks*

I love this. It’s the ultimate pot-calling-the-kettle-black. Bush accusing Kerry of taking special interest money? Oh, my sides.

Anyway, I feel so industrious! I just cleaned my entire room, did my laundry, and I replaced the burned-out light above Rachel’s closet THAT HASN’T WORKED THIS ENTIRE YEAR. Seriously. It blew the first time I turned on the light the first time I entered the room. And when I saw how much brighter her keen flourescent bulb was than mine, I replaced my own. So now my room is both clean AND shiny! And I have a massive pink heart-shaped cookie for my troubles! Weren’t Friday the 13ths supposed to be negative?