I am in awe with the levels of appropriateness here. Wow. Ganked from Houie!

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:	most of the World, but not the part you really wanted.
Your title will be:	King/Queen
You will succeed by:	Brute military force (Texas Militia).
Your Enforcers will be:	Storm Troopers (from Star Wars).
Your first act as ruler:	Contract Vampirism (undead live forever).
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