Dear Santa,
I’ve been extra-good this year! For Christmas I would like:
A Pair of All-Singing, All-Dancing, Hobbits of the World Middle Earth
A Blue Boy in a Sparkly Jacket
A Scotsman in a Kilt (Alan, Billeh, or Ewan, I’m not picky)
Someone Who Will Follow Me to the Ends of the Earth and Back
A Pirate (or another pirate, you know which one)
And an Evil Nerd of my very own.
I promise to love them and walk them and feed them and care for them forever and ever! So if I could please find the aforementioned in my bed on Christmas morning, I would be forever grateful!
Love,
Priscilla