Does this fall under the category of Cruel and Unusual Punishment? Maybe if, like, 15 of us pooled money…

Maybe some Good Samaritan will put the whole thing online pro bono Neil Gaiman fans. Ha.

And oh, A Screenplay. If only we lived in a world where any attempt at a movie based on something associated with Terry Pratchett didn’t merrily crash and burn into unresuscitatable oblivion.