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Your Name Here: Priscilla

Literal meaning

“No, look – it moved.”

History

Dreamt by JM Barrie after being told confidentially by GB Shaw that Wendy was “a bit poofy” in 1222 AD, the name Priscilla was originally used cumbersomely to refer to a breed of goose, before it began experimenting with drugs.

Famous Priscillas

1. Priscilla Tightbadger, populariser of the lost consonant of Atlatis;

2. Judge Priscilla Millington (“The Thing”), fascinated to death by a nice cup of tea;

3. Priscilla Z Cangoose, director of the new Bond movie, THERE’S NO SMOKE WITHOUT DEATH; first holder of the office of Ruler of the World in Exile;

4. Lady The Miss Priscilla Frote, indifferent to the self-propelled gardener; last holder of the office of Last Out of the Building When the Fire-Alarm Rings;

5. Priscilla de la Thews, co-habitee of twelve people associated with the monkey cartilage gear system; first holder of the office of Gross Miscarriager of Justice;

6. Priscilla Oily, who discovered the everlasting trouser; ghost-writer of Anita Ekberg’s poorly bound autobiography, CHRIST, MY LIFE’S DEPRESSING;

7. Priscilla Grating, who owes everything to the constellation of Pleiades;

8. Priscilla Ach, once saved by those funny pirate hats;

9. Priscilla T Sprewt, who’s never forgotten the Bakelite Diet;

10. I Am Priscilla Dots-Tinkermouse (“The Blue”), early user of mottled glass.

Typical Priscilla motto

“A bird in the eye is excruciatingly painful.”

And I didn’t even cheat!

Billy Boyd should be the father of your baby!

Congratulations! It’s a BOYD! As cute as Billy
is,you know his offspring will be even cuter…
and this bundle of joy will be a true dream
come true. You can even go shopping ahead of
time, because whether boy or girl, this little
one will be wearing a skirt!

Whose BABY from the Lord of the Rings cast should you have?
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