Hee! Just saw “Pirates of the Caribbean” with Matt, Luke, T-Barr, and several dozen deranged Ren Fest-ers dressed as pirates. I loved it! Too funny for words. Well, the movie was hilarious, but the audience was too funny for words. The evening was spent making snide jokes about Johnny Depp’s sexuality (fabulous, fabulous performance), Orlando Bloom’s attire (with plenty of LotR jokes thrown in the mix), and the Keira Knightley’s chastity (or lack thereof). Plus the occasional audience-wide “Huzzah!” and “Yaaaaarrrr!” at opportune moments. Go see it with a big group of friends! Because the only thing better than pirates and zombies is zombie pirates! Arrrrr!

Edit: Wow. I have to quote Rave in her drunken yet masterly review of this movie. 4.attn. fandom: captain jack/the steering wheel on the pearl is the new harry/draco. theirloveissorotational. thisat is all. thank you.