Quotes of the Week:

“Quick! Let’s play ‘Which of these songs was written by George Harrison’!” –Me, regarding the Yellow Submarine soundtrack

“I want to get all my friends naked in a pool and start shooting.” –Amy, regarding the work of Connie Imboden

“Occasionally I write mean haikus about people.” –Me, introducing myself

“That’d be sweet if you just spin-kicked me in the jaw!” –Scott, the AV guy

“Although he has played roles that are less ‘I want to pinch his cheeks’ cute and more ‘I want to have his babies’ cute.” –Me, regarding Alan Cumming

“That boy is madder’n a rooster in an empty henhouse!” –The announcer at the rodeo

“You need to marry a man who can sing. And is funny. And loves Ranch dressing.” –my mom