Ellie: While you’re wasting all your bandwidth

On the rest of all the web

Let your course start to expand with

An entirely different ebb

Now, you know, this means a changing

In the emails you’ll receive

There will be a wider ranging

In ideas you will conceive

Now, come on, you know you’ve gotta

You won’t know what you’d have missed.

Send an email to Renata

Start another mailing list

There are many who will join us

Soon we’ll have newbies galore.

Though a couple may annoy us

We can put them on “ignore”.

If this list is going to last, now

If we want it to succeed

Then our modems must be fast, now

and Renata must take the lead.

Soon our mailboxes will all be filled

And AOhell’ be pissed.

Switch subscription forms to “digest”

For another mailing list

Backups: Join it, join it. Another mailing list

Ellie: I hope you have time to read all

Of the email that we send (send!)

You’ll become an anti-social

And you’ll lose all of your friends (friends!)

By Renata’s coronation

We’ll have Lincoln on the dime

We’ll achieve world domination

One small country at a time.

All our families will gag and choke —

What step in upbringing had they missed? —

When we say we want to meet folks

From another mailing list.

Backups: Join it, join it.

Join it, join it.

Join it, join it.

Join it —

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