Mom: Time to wake up, Priscilla.

Me: wsflg?

Mom: Remember, it’s Spring Forward, Fall Back, so we lose an hour.

Me: ::looks blearily at clock:: ::is suddenly very awake:: So it’s almost 1 o’clock, then?

Mom: Yes.

Me: Doesn’t my AP Physics practice exam start at 1?

I’m sure you can guess how the morning went from there.