From Twitter 05-30-2010

  • 00:00:06: I want to write a YA novel called “Care and Feeding of Your Ninja.”
  • 00:03:44: RT @JamesUrbaniak: It’s almost unbearably perfect that Sarah Palin marks Memorial Day by ripping off a veteran’s poem without credit. ht …
  • 00:12:02: @myyrdneopia yuppers!
  • 00:43:17: Let it be said that @myyrdneopia is a freaking ROCK STAR. Also Amber.
  • 00:48:53: @beckyh2112 Yes. It’s called me. :D
  • 00:51:20: @fredhicks I was like that with FLF. I still find myself going into bookstores, searching it out, and squeeing like a moron.
  • 00:55:58: @beckyh2112 There’s a pretty thorough entry for Codex Alera on Wikipedia, but there’s no separate Wiki that I’m aware of. Can I help?
  • 01:10:33: @beckyh2112 Me too. Again, anything I can help out with?
  • 01:10:58: @beckyh2112 Ah, yes! Sandos and Aria.
  • 01:17:09: @holajupiter Will you teach your kids about the INVISIBLE SHARKS? http://bit.ly/dbMBer
  • 01:20:01: Mkay, sleeptime. Goodnight, moon! Goodnight, friends! Goodnight, ninja flowers!
  • 08:20:44: Dear MS Word, “Osmotically” is too a word. Shut up. Love, me
  • 08:35:06: @gypsyjr The quality is much higher on Hulu! Even clearer NPH to squee over!
  • 08:50:26: RT @Esperacchius: @theliz13 howitshouldhaveended.com. Trust me. Awesome.
  • 10:35:04: Turn off Twitter. Turn off Google Notifiers. It’s just me, Microsoft Word, and a mug of hot tea. Down scope!
  • 11:44:30: Teh fuh? I could have sworn Doctor Horrible was made during the Writers’ Strike, but the first mentions of it are after the strike ended.
  • 11:45:45: Sure, it was written during the strike, but the fans didn’t know about it until production began in March ’08. The strike ended in Feb.
  • 15:18:49: Periscope up. Time to defrag brain by making a pie and watching something mindless on the teevee!
  • 15:20:58: @Jamie1km Congrats to you and the Mrs!
  • 18:07:51: The pie is in the oven! Now nomming on some spare gruyere. Mmmm!
  • 18:13:49: Oh, man. My apartment smells AMAZING. Do I really need to wait until tomorrow to taste this pie?
  • 18:17:00: @Dark_Puck Apple and Gruyere!
  • 18:22:55: @Dark_Puck A delicious, hard, yellow cheese made from cow’s milk. Omnom!
  • 18:28:10: Dear UK, We can has Going Postal plzthx? Love, me
  • 18:29:37: @Dark_Puck If we ever meet, I’ll make you one!
  • 19:32:02: RT @skbbooks: New Anthology announced! On The Hunt features a Sentinel Wars novella. Due out Feb. 2011
  • 19:33:25: @neilhimself That photo is wonderful! Thanks for sharing it.
  • 19:35:18: Huh. I started feeling dry-throated and sneezy yesterday evening. Am I allergic to something new in my environment? *eyes ninja flowers*
  • 19:35:48: My god, the ninja flowers heard I was probably going to kill them eventually, and now they’re trying to beat me to the punch!
  • 19:38:44: If my new roommate finds me dead on the floor next Sunday, choked to death by exceptionally phototropic stalks, know I regretted nothing.
  • 19:39:18: @Vinity2 Today and tomorrow! Part 1 aired in Britain several hours ago.
  • 19:41:18: RT @myyrdneopia: @priscellie Are they yelling “Feed Me” at you yet? // They’re probably working up to that!
  • 19:42:32: RT @whedonesque: [ Post ] Tahmoh Penikett says Joss has a new project. http://bit.ly/a7yQSv // HELLO HELO.
  • 19:47:01: RT @ebertchicago: Today: Del Toro is off “The Hobbit.” Last week: Del Toro announced he wouldn’t film it in 3D. // Well, damn.
  • 20:03:16: This package of pasta says it serves 2 on the front, but the back says it contains 2.5 servings. Is the extra .5 for the Prophet Elijah?
  • 20:04:46: @spodalicious eeeeee, have fun! Looks like you have great seats!
  • 20:07:08: RT @jillsobule: New game: let’s rename BP. #renamebp (via @BorowitzReport) // How about “Beachside Polluters”? Or “Beachside Pestilence”?
  • 20:13:06: @blazeorama Whyyyyyyyyy?
  • 20:25:17: @blazeorama Ha! That is AWESOME. Though I still consider “I have an Executive Priority IN MY PANTS” to be my favorite thing you’ve done.”
  • 20:48:45: Looking over what I wrote this morning. Wow. This is the most meandering, pointless junk I’ve ever written. @ksmccarthy24, I can has beta?
  • 21:40:28: @blazeorama @myyrdneopia Thanks muchly for the offers! It’s not Dresden, though; it’s personal. I’d be more comfortable with @ksmccarthy. <3
  • 21:41:23: @theliz13 Ooh, sounds awesome! And bonus Hot Fuzz reference! I could get two and name them Danny and Nicholas.
  • 21:45:15: RT @ebertchicago: Hurricane Season officially starts Tuesday. Be afraid. Be extra special afraid. http://j.mp/c1AKGM // OH, YE GODS.
  • 21:46:04: I’m watching you, you brightly colored menace. http://twitpic.com/1smrgy
  • 22:41:33: @Dark_Puck It still cracks me up that Figwit is Bret from Flight of the Conchords.

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