- 08:31:38: Dear Ladyparts, I’d been wearing those jeans for TWENTY MINUTES. You should not have had time to produce a stain the size of MY HAND.
- 08:32:43: Is this my punishment for teasing male coworkers about this same topic the other day?
- 10:17:32: Okay! Face the day! It’s Friday, and I have a seminar on facial meridian diagnosis tonight. Life is awesome, even when one’s uterus revolts.
- 11:00:00: Everyone at my company is playing PacMan on the front page of Google. Bless you, Google.
- 11:12:10: Flight of the Conchords’ “Ladies of the World” is excellent PacMan-playing music. Thank you, prescient coworker!
- 11:13:56: RT @thinkgeek: Crafty geeks, Timmy wants to wear your costume to Comic-Con!! Halp: http://j.mp/9JZIht (Yep, Timmypert’s got guyliner in …
- 11:16:10: @Jamie1km Do you need http://cuteoverload.com/ ?
- 11:19:32: @ShannonKButcher Congrats to the boy, and congrats to his mom and dad for helping him get there! :D
- 11:43:28: @longshotauthor Not that the Alerans have to deal with illegal immigration anyway. :D
- 11:52:51: This photo fills me with joy: http://cuteoverload.com/2010/05/19/winthorpe-shows-off-his-eclectic-taste/
- 17:15:55: RT @sweetfletcher: Confirmation that all other languages do a better job with “Happy Birthday” than we do: http://bit.ly/dsvL4g /via @el …
- 23:19:25: @mightykatemusic I’ve clocked about six hours, but you haven’t come up yet. Still trying!
- 23:29:31: @jimsissy Hello right back!
- 23:40:27: RT @cleolinda: Metafilter commenters save Russian girls from probable sex traffickers.Their efforts in real time: http://tinyurl.com/3yd88cr
- 23:58:47: RT @DustyTrice: AT&T to Raise Early Termination Fee for iPhone and Other Smartphones from $175 to $325 http://bit.ly/cDZztu
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