Why are all my guestbook entries on some kind of crack? The latest: “A stunned silence lasting around five or six minutes, followed by a quiet gulp. A luke-warm cup of coffee and two garibaldi biscuits later, the words ‘kin ell’ were muttered with reverence. I’m frequently shocked, but never so pleasantly. Congrats.”

What in gravy? Of course, I like getting these kinds of weird comments a lot more than normal ones, because they add surrealism to my day, so I’m happy. Yay for “Mick”.