There was a time or two

When he had danced with me,

(Her skin was so soft)

He was gorgeous and young.

And I would melt in his arms,

We danced 5 hours or more

(But we would part at her door)

And we kissed with no tongue!

We’d made a promise to wait,

And it was gonna be great…

I don’t know how or why I have been so blessed, but I now have the script to Bat Boy. Ah, so that’s what happened!