::laughs uproariously:: I just got a call from Darius, the St. Marks drama king, who wanted to know if I’d be willing to take a guy to the Winter Formal, as apparently it’s spread throughout the schools that I’m taking a cardboard cutout of R2-D2. I told him I wasn’t interested, but after about 5 minutes of pleading, I conceded to just walking through the doors with him and saying that he was my date, still keeping Artoo by my side. The especially amusing thing is that I’ve never even met my “date”. His name is Zach Tuck, a name I’ve never heard before in my life. This is going to be really amusing…