Quotes!

People use energy to get out of explaining things. –Mr. Taylor

If you release a few electron volts, the atom is a lot happier… ::pause:: Oh, that’s good Chemistry. –Mr. Taylor

Mr. Taylor: 1000 kg! Woah! That’s chubby. Well, actually, that’s skinny, because she shortens.

Megan: She’s just incredibly dense.

Me: That was low…

Mr. Taylor: Is it possible that the marble could cease existing in this glass and suddenly be outside, if we were to leave it alone and not observe it?

Me: Nice try, Schrodinger.

Mr. Taylor: All the really neat pictures nowadays are made from tunneling electron microscopes.

Gigi: All the cool kids are doing it!

(after seeing a guy walk around with a tablecloth and tray on his head)

This is like a nightmare you’d have after seeing “Beauty and the Beast”. –Me

Babe: Love! — are you nuts?

Me: (aside) Perhaps it’s a pistachio…

Babe: Bah!

Me: (sheep voice) Baaabe saaaved us…

Never mind the snow job. That’s S-N-O-W. Snow. Like the form of wintry precipitation. –Olivia (as Babe).

There I go again, lit by the lime. –Olivia

John: Completely dark?

Olivia: What, you want to take away from my song, John?