- 10:29:23: The latest response to my Craigslist roommate ad had 11 exclamation points, compared to 5 commas, 2 colons, and 1 period. Oh. My. Gosh.
- 10:31:54: Note how that tally included no apostrophes (there should have been seven), and she only capitalized “I” when it began a sentence.
- 10:34:28: *beats internet with a copy of Strunk & White until it is reduced to a greasy spot on the pavement*
- 11:03:31: @SheckyX “The Queen’s own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?” http://bit.ly/337DOa
- 13:00:23: @AnnLarimer I would read that in a HEARTBEAT. Maybe less.
- 16:20:52: I smell pancakes. I want to eat them.
- 16:28:50: @SheckyX Wow. I always pronounced it ky-MARE-uh, the one permutation not on your list. :D
- 19:52:25: Asfjhdfs!!!!!! Stayed a little late to finish work project, but forgot potential roomie at 8:15! Get me home NOW, cabbie!
- 20:21:44: Got home at 8:12, despite atrocious traffic. I am a ROCK STAR. Now waiting for Potential Roomie to arrive. *eyes clock*
- 20:22:57: @fredhicks YEE-HAW, congrats! RT @ENnies: Best Writing – Silver: Don’t Lose Your Mind, Evil Hat Productions.
- 20:25:10: @Uilos Yes. Seeing the line for the Twilight panel at Comic Con.
- 20:41:06: 8:38 and nary a peep from the Potential Roommate. You know, phones exist for a reason.
- 21:03:15: @SheckyX Would that be what would happen if the Phantom of the Opera and Mark Vorkosigan had a lovechild? Because I think my soul just died.
- 21:15:48: 9:15 and still no sign. I cleared off my map table for you, devil woman!
- 21:19:09: @ShannonKButcher *laughs* Has Jim seen that site? It sounds right up his alley. “He’s a wizard P.I. with a looming death sentence …
- 21:19:32: @ShannonKButcher … and overdue rent. She’s a twice-divorced cop and borderline midget. They fight crime!”
- 21:28:27: @Jess_Wade That sounds unsanitary.
- 22:00:56: Yay, Psych time!
- 23:15:51: @AnneSowards !!!! *jazzhands*
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