• 01:03 Karaoke with Coworkers = SO MUCH FUN! I sang MANY THINGS. I laughed as those around me got pleasantly wasted. GOOD TIMES! #
  • 09:49 On Eureka’s Cancellation: How Syfy Can End the Pattern | GeekDad | Wired.com t.co/qTpqcOF #
  • 10:22 @maureenjohnson Oh, PRETTY. #
  • 18:00 TWENTY PALACES TRAILER! FRAK YES! t.co/PV57OKH Watch the hell out of it, then read the hell out of @byharryconnolly’s books. #
  • 20:52 @byharryconnolly ! The trailer was every bit as awesome as I hoped it would be! And I anticipated it being majorly awesome. :D #
  • 23:28 #SYTYCD results show = Priscellie is a happy, happy girl! I would have been equally overjoyed with either of the top 2, so… YAY! #

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  • 07:57 @seananmcguire SHINY! #
  • 11:08 Good lord, today is going slowly. I feel like I have to fight for every minute that passes. How is the day only 20% over? #
  • 18:21 @scalzi @jonathancoulton We avoid Times Square like the plague. #
  • 18:49 @fourteenacross Getting paint out of clothes is hard! And aprons are for the kitchen. #

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  • 07:14 I decided to go to sleep a little after 10 last night. Nine hours of sleep, bay-beeeeee! #
  • 07:27 @sinspired Nooooooo, they’ll never take me alive, coppers! #
  • 08:03 Why does Yahoo!Groups always tell me I’m not signed in when it greets me BY NAME in the title bar? I’m signed in, morons! #
  • 08:24 @jeditigger I feel like that at work all the time. #
  • 08:31 I’m amused at how often the word "creepitude" comes up in my writing outlines. #
  • 10:08 Holy shamoley. Mika Merrylark showed me her latest Harry, and it’s STUNNING. I hope she posts it soon, so all can marvel at it! #
  • 10:17 @HarriedWizard No, but you’re definitely steeling yourself for a hell-beating in your near future. #
  • 10:18 @HarriedWizard Now, whether you will be the beater or the beatee is yet to be determined. I’m thinking both. #
  • 10:44 @HarriedWizard @Hellhound4Hire Behave, boys. #
  • 11:14 *cackles* Just came upon an ! irate email from months ago, chiding us for our April Fools’ prank. F unnier than the prank itself. XD #
  • 11:43 Man, bittenbybooks.com’s server is taking a hammering, and Jim’s Q&A won’t start for another hour. Hope they can handle the strain! #
  • 11:58 @blazeorama It hasn’t been posted yet. It’ll go up sometime within the next hour. #
  • 12:01 @blazeorama I emailed Rachel about it. She’s looking into it. #
  • 12:47 @bigredhusker77 I can’t access the site in Firefox or IE, but Chrome is working perfectly! Do you have access to that? #
  • 12:53 @bigredhusker77 Now working in Firefox, too! What browser are you using? #
  • 12:58 .@BittenByBooks‘ Jim Butcher/@longshotauthor Q&A is LIVE! If you’re having trouble w/ the site, try Firefox or Chrome. t.co/c57g5AD #
  • 14:47 Thanks, @longshotauthor. I’m picturing a motivational poster with Marcone’s picture and the caption, "Live Every Week Like It’s Shark Week." #
  • 15:49 @JohnMarcone Should I be making Tiger Beat comments, then? Convince the Discovery Cha! nnel to celebrate Tiger Week, and we’ll talk. #
  • 20:23 Doing some overtime to make up for the day the boss let me go early to work on the map. Yes, I took off work to do work. Me in a nutshell! #
  • 20:24 Hmm. I want to get Mexican food, but Mexican food for dinner without a margarita is a crime against humanity. I will get churros instead! #
  • 20:25 @jeditigger I ordered tacos, tortilla soup, and churros! I’m being good! #

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  • 07:48 Hello, MOMENT OF TERROR. The vents in my bathroom are connected to the neighbors’, so sometimes I can hear muffled snatches of voices. #
  • 07:48 Just now, damp from the shower, brushing my teeth, brain stewing in a fic with creepy, mutually-self-destructive Molly and Thomas scene, #
  • 07:48 I heard a loud "HUP!" that sounded like it was coming from the door behind me. I shouted, toothpaste flying, and whirled around, to find… #
  • 07:48 Nothing. Then I realized what had happened. My heart is still racing, and I still kinda want to throw up. #
  • 07:51 Now I gotta head out to! the Met for the last day of the Alexander McQueen show. But ugh, I just want to sit here until the freak-out passes. #
  • 07:57 Holy crap. Riots in London last night. // RT @HeardinLondon: The moment the bus went up in flames twitpic.com/623gp0 #Tottenham #
  • 07:58 @ksmccarthy24 "A piemaker always pays his debts!" #
  • 08:07 You know what today needs? Cupcake socks. Dear GOD, do I need cupcake socks. And the fashionistas can judge all they want. #
  • 08:30 Holy crap, there must be 600 people in this line. It’s like Hall H at Comic ! Con. #
  • 08:41 Of course, I get to bypass the 600-person line outside as I am a Met member! Instead, I wait in the 200-person line inside! #
  • 08:42 @SheckyX The line winds around the front of the museum and over for a few blocks north. #
  • 08:54 @IntempestaNox @SheckyX Heh, I know. I was one of the folks in line at 6am for Doctor Who at noon. :D #
  • 10:22 Wow. The Alexander McQueen gallery was BRILLIANT. What extraordinary vision. I am so inspired to design my Vord Invidia armor. :D #
  • 10:23 @travelingheidi @lizzwinstead So sorry, I was already in the gallery when I got your message! #
  • 10:35 @HarriedWizard I don’t think Alexander McQueen is quite your style. You’re more a Wal-Mart. :D #
  • 11:24 I have a one-track mind. twitpic.com/62hpt6 #
  • 12:23 @gillyperkygoth So you don’t have to wear the wig any more? :D #
  • 12:46 @mkcho73 Not even close. :D #
  • 13:14 Cupcake socks, April Smith music, and Alexande r McQueen can’t budge the knot in my chest from my scare this morning. Can Pushing Daisies? #
  • 13:22 Mmmmmm, Lee Pace. #
  • 13:35 Pushing Daisies and Mara’s Homemade chicken andouille gumbo = success! Good lord, I love every aspect of this show. #
  • 13:45 @gkneeisme Big, Muppety eyebrows! *swoons* #
  • 13:49 @gkneeisme Very tall! And surprisingly muscular! And with the most devastating smile… #
  • 15:09 This is the SECOND spambot I’ve gotten with Anne Fra! nk as its avatar. You are going to the SPECIAL HELL for making me ban Anne Frank! #
  • 15:09 @fredhicks After all that con food? Well done, man! #
  • 15:36 @aprilsmithmusic I’m fine now! I had a really bad scare this morning, and it was plaguing me all morning. "Pushing Daisies" cured my funk! #
  • 15:38 @aprilsmithmusic Your music was the first thing I tried to cheer myself up with. :D I love it! Thanks for your concern. #
  • 16:20 @ce_mur! phy @fredhicks Holy cow, it jumped like a thousand bucks in the la st fifteen minutes! #
  • 16:30 @ce_murphy @fredhicks …And they’ve soared past 100k! Go, go, go! #
  • 17:42 You know what today needs? Luna Lovegood. *puts on HP5* #
  • 18:26 Professor Umbridge of so magnificently repulsive. What a great villain! #
  • 19:28 My fortune cookie: "You are a happy man." #closebutnocigar #
  • 19:44 @caseyreuter Hee, adorable! #
  • 20:16 @Esperacchius One showtune wasn’t enough for you? #
  • 20:21 @scalzi I look forward to the inevitable meme of tweeting the purchases of increasingly worryingly-named items. #
  • 21:47 @fredhicks I wonder if she’ll get to 2,000 backers in the next 14 minutes? It’s such an awesome project. I can’t wait to get my book. :D #

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  • 00:45 @jeditigger @SheckyX YAY! Thanks! #
  • 10:45 @myyrdneopia I approve of this tweet. #
  • 10:55 RT @Julie_Butcher: NEW WRITER SHIRTS! I am wanting them. bit.ly/qhxAAF // They should advertise, "As worn by Jim Butcher!" #
  • 10:58 Last night, I played Settlers of Catan for the first time! I lost horribly due to a boneheaded move earlier in the game, but I LOVED IT! #
  • 11:31 @jeditigger @RobJDurand I just left a comment ! with clarification on most of the unintelligible bits. :D #
  • 11:38 @HarriedWizard @sara_the_geek I was barely involved! The glory goes to Fred, Lenny, Chad, Ryan, Amanda, Rob, Genevieve, Kenny, Clark, & Jim. #
  • 11:40 @jeditigger I don’t gather much moss. :D #
  • 11:47 @jeditigger You did BRILLIANTLY! Thank you again! #
  • 12:14 So, that Jaw-Droppingly Awesome SDCC Dinner I couldn’t describe lest someone kill me and steal my skin? This happened: bit.ly/mTOyNt #
  • 12:22 A low-key, relaxing dinner with Butcher, Rothfuss, Paolini, and Sanderson. It’s the litera-geeky equivalent of a "Dear Penthouse" letter. #
  • 12:24 RT @nataliemorales: Friends, Whovians: I did this 3 part special for BBC, along with some FANTASTIC people: t.co/hBJZUbh //OMGOMGOMG #
  • 12:50 RT @ShannonKButcher: I made Jim a celebrate cake. yfrog.com/h4jbcmwj // Too adorable! #
  • 13:00 @destroythemeek Line on top! #
  • 13:08 RT @cracked: 8 WTF Aircraft Designs That Actually Caught! Air: bit.ly/nouugx #
  • 13:30 RT @sarahreesbrenna: I have written a post about *the ladies*. It has hardly any jokes – what have I become? bit.ly/njyjPJ #
  • 13:31 @emshore A+ life choices, man. :D #
  • 13:36 RT @HarriedWizard: Hey, Will and Georgia called a little while ago. I was taken out of Google Plus jail yesterday, looks like. // WOOHOO!!! #
  • 14:54 @MrsAWiggins05 Uh. I joined G+ in the first couple days it was live. I don’t need an invite. #
  • 14:55 @ksmccarthy24 It’s mega-ugly, but I like the new functionality. #
  • 14:58 @ksmccarthy24 Ooh, which author? #
  • 15:05 @MrsAWiggins05 He doesn’t need an invite, either. He had an account, but G+ suspended him for being not a real person. :D #
  • 15:07 @MrsAWiggins05 But he’s back now! Not sure if it’s "for good," but it’s cause for celebration! #
  • 15:09 @MrsAWiggins05 Harry, Molly, Ramirez, and Tho! mas are all there! #
  • 15:18 @MrsAWiggins05 You don’t need emails. Just search for their names, and they’ll pop up. #
  • 15:21 At SDCC, the lovely and talented @kelhound gave me a Molly sketch and a copy of her book, Sorcery 101! It’s lots of fun! Great characters. #
  • 15:37 Sorting photos for @BooksForBoobs. Gotta figure out which ones need printing for the next auction batch! #
  • 15:39 I’m launching @BooksForBoobs auctions next weekend to benefit @avonwalks! Who would you like to see from this list? lisawalks.com/bfb.php #
  • 16:06 Hmm. It’s 4:00. I should probabl y eat something today. #capablegrownup #
  • 16:54 @sherlockbones Time well spent! #
  • 16:55 @myyrdneopia Ramirez away, Ramirez fic! *cheers* #
  • 17:29 Watching Project Runway. Man, it’s weird to go back to non-HD after half a year of prettiness. Get your act together, Lifetime! #
  • 17:43 @Dark_Puck I think it’s just a local issue. #
  • 18:04 Wow. I hated the dress that won episode 2 of Project Runway. The other ! two in the top 3 were stunning! #
  • 18:18 @jeditigger I did! I got some DELICIOUS stir fry with beef, baby corn, bok choy, pea pods, pineapple, Chinese noodles, and teriyaki sauce. #
  • 18:20 @jeditigger *eyes @HarriedWizard, experimentally snaps scissors* #
  • 18:41 @HarriedWizard Oh, nothing. @jeditigger misheard something at a signing and thought Jim said "Harry’s not bald…" *whistles nonchalantly* #
  • 19:09 @thecurlymuse @Julie_Butcher @Sh! eckyX It can be yours for a mere $15.99! bit.ly/qhxAAF #
  • 19:23 @MrsAWiggins05 @jeditigger @harriedwizard Mmm, Harryscruff. #
  • 19:48 I laughed really hard // RT @Esperacchius: Yeah, I think this is about right. @longshotauthor am I close? yfrog.com/kkdq7mpj #
  • 20:10 Remember how ridiculously cute Willie Garson’s Project Teddybear photo is? www.lisawalks.com/ptb2010 #
  • 20:12 I got it while he was filming the diner scene in "By the Book." The diner in question is "Remedy" on Houston, mere blocks from my apartment! ! #
  • 21:13 Aww, roommate put on the third Harry Potter movie! I haven’t seen this since it was in theatres! #
  • 21:14 And hah, it’s a delight to see Fiona Shaw as Mrs. Dursley again after seeing her in such a wildly different character on True Blood. XD #
  • 21:28 As much as I enjoy HP3, it saddens me to know that entire Harry Potter books and films exist without Luna Lovegood. #bestcharacterever #
  • 21:32 THANK YOU, UNIVERSE. Movie was recorded from TV and contained the preview scene from HP7b with Luna talking about the diadem. LUNAAAAAAAA. #
  • 21:41 PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY! Emma Thompson is the best part of t his movie. #
  • 21:42 @jeditigger @RobJDurand Don’t really see the parallels between Luna and Molly, except that I love them both to a ridiculous degree. :D #
  • 21:44 Oh, Neville. Don’t let Malfoy’s bullying get to you. In a few years, you will be hotter than Tabasco. #

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  • 00:10 @byharryconnolly @SheckyX You married wisely, my friend. #
  • 00:18 @Phantom2448 Estimated release date for Cold Days is late summer/early fall 2012. #
  • 00:20 @PKlibrarian @bookpage @longshotauthor Fear not! "Ghost Story" is 13th out of 23ish: 20ish "case books," plus an Apocalyptic Trilogy. #
  • 09:50 @HarriedWizard Good try, Harry. :D #
  • 09:58 @fre! dhicks Souls? #
  • 11:15 @antonstrout Makes you bust out of your blouse! #
  • 11:18 @jeditigger @longshotauthor *snort* Yay! #
  • 11:22 @jeditigger It’ll probably need to be piecemeal, due to the character limit. :D Whatever’s more convenient for you! #
  • 11:45 @jeditigger Maybe best to post it all together, so folks’ replies don’t break up the pieces. #
  • 13:14 Ghost St! ory is the third Dresden book to hit #1 on the NYT list, right? Right ! ::composes news post:: #
  • 14:06 Juggling demo in Bryant Park! twitpic.com/61ej43 #
  • 16:24 I use a lot of exclamation points in my news posts. #
  • 17:19 Up there with the White House’s Rickroll: t.co/BJ1DTnO #
  • 18:35 @boymonster MEGA-CONGRATS, dude! #
  • 18:41 My #FridayReads is "Hounded" by @KevinHearne. Enjoying it muchly so far! #
  • 1! 9:41 @jeditigger Jim: "You have to be born that way." Me: "Like Lady Gaga." A reference to her song "Born That Way." :D #
  • 19:44 FRAK YEAH BEST WRITING! GO TEAM #DFRPG! #
  • 21:46 Head over heels thrilled for the whole @dresdenfiles RPG team! Well done! #

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  • 00:01 @GeekyNerdChick *bows and grins* #
  • 00:02 RT @PublishersWkly: New NYT fiction bestsellers for 8/14: Ghost Story by Jim Butcher/@longshotauthor (#1) //FRAK YES! *FIST PUMP OF TRIUMPH* #
  • 00:10 Via @PublishersWkly, YA author William Sleator died. Thank you, Mr. Sleator. You kindled my love of sci-fi. Your books blew my tiny mind. #
  • 00:51 A friend of mine is asking for recent fantasy books/series with even ONE gay character. My list is pretty anemic. Any suggestions? #
  • 00:53 @sinspired Thanks! #
  • 00:53 @rustysurfking I’ll post a list and link to it! #
  • 00:57 @sinspired Oh, definitely. They were in "Swordspoint," too. They’re two of the few items on my list. :D #
  • 01:05 @sinspired Yup. And most of the bi characters are vampire chicks. *sigh* :D #
  • 01:44 Posted the call for fantasy recs with gay characters and my list of books so far to G+: bit.ly/ociqxp Keep ’em coming! #
  • 10:12 Hunger Games shirt on @teefury! I don’t like i t enough to buy it, but I figure you folks might want to know. t.co/Lk5JSB6 #
  • 11:17 @SheckyX @fredhicks No problems on my end. #
  • 12:05 I have scheduled a massage for this evening, because I deserve it. This is the best idea ever. #
  • 12:11 @contraducktory BGIC? #
  • 12:19 @contraducktory Ah! That will be saved for a different day. One can only take so much decadence. :D #
  • 15:12! Coworker B compared "The 300" to "a gay, chintzy musical at Crate and Barrel." I don’t even know where to begin. #
  • 16:20 I’m launching more @BooksForBoobs auctions next weekend to benefit @avonwalks! Who would you like to see from this list? t.co/dJMlkKY #
  • 16:21 A more thorough explanation about the @BooksForBoobs auctions: t.co/JI3KY9b #
  • 16:37 @bigredhusker77 Thanks! #
  • 18:17 CUPCAKE O’CLOCK! My coworkers descend upon the Sugar Sweet Sunshine cupcakes remaining from Tuesday’s signing! ! #
  • 19:29 @seananmcguire Holy crap. Are the cats ok? #
  • 20:46 @fourteenacross I want to watch your show. #
  • 20:50 Good massage. All tension has left my muscles. Practically floating down the sidewalk. Excellent life choice. #
  • 22:05 Are you KIDDING ME, Lifetime HD? This is TWICE you haven’t gotten signal during Project Runway! TWICE OUT OF TWO. #
  • 22:05 Probably should’ve tagged that #firstworldproblems. #

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  • 07:53 @SheckyX @stellamortis @longshotauthor Gilly started Jim howling: [Creeper:] "This way, you’ll always have a little part of me inside you!" #
  • 08:26 Love the second-to-last paragraph // RT @io9: Ghost Story: Harry Dresden and the Jim Butcher Promise io9.com/5826549/ #
  • 10:13 On @suvudu: Pat Rothfuss interviews @longshotauthor t.co/JA0753o and @longshotauthor interviews Pat Rothfuss! t.co/ipSmuyz #
  • 11:38 STUNNING Murphy fanart: Dresden Files: The Chariot by ~Autumnflame on @deviantART t.co! /Jbm3bKx @longshotauthor #
  • 11:55 Married lesbian couple saves 40 teens from Norway massacre: t.co/XuSynVV #
  • 11:55 @HarriedWizard Sure thing! #
  • 12:47 My video of @longshotauthor’s Q&A last night: t.co/DOYuLFb #
  • 14:31 @BobLeSkull @HarriedWizard You are not helping our cause, Bob. #
  • 16:24 @ShannonKButcher I prefer RomZomCom. A ! romantic comedy with zombies! #
  • 18:06 Aww! No one told me I got a shout-out at the D.C. Q&A! That was a lovely surprise as I listened to the video. t.co/zYhfMn9 #
  • 18:42 Gonna nab a copy of Ultimate Fallout #4, because I think this behavior should be encouraged with dollars! Do I need #1-3 to get the story? #
  • 19:08 @sinspired t.co/zwd6e2H #
  • 20:56 @contraducktory Possibly. :D #
  • 23:59 @MasterJLGothos! @longshotauthor Nope! Ghost Story is 13th of 23ish: 20ish case books, capped off with an Apocalyptic Trilogy! #
  • 00:00 @MrsAWiggins05 Search for it on YouTube. I’ve seen it. Most of the tour stops have video on YouTube, in fact! #

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  • 07:15 @slimgatsby 10am: passes distributed. 6pm: Jim goes on! He’ll do an hour of Q&A, then sign. #
  • 08:08 Jim Butcher @longshotauthor signing and answering fan questions at B&N Tribeca in NYC, today at 6pm! Say hi to me! bit.ly/ojiZ7u #
  • 08:38 SECRET WEAPON of +3 to book signing awesomeness OBTAINED! #
  • 08:38 @jemicorn Guaranteed seating. There’s only room for 200 to sit. The rest is standing room. #
  • 09:35 Mwaha, I am converting a bunch of Dresden fans to @vienn! ateng! Triumph! #
  • 09:37 @jemicorn You’ll probably be standing, then. Depends on how many folks get the message about the passes at 10. #
  • 10:17 @DC_Zol I have no idea what you’re talking about… *mystic fingers* #
  • 10:17 @Esperacchius I will send @gillyperkygoth home with a portion of secret weapon for you. What’s your favorite kind of cupcake? #
  • 10:19 @samson1366 It is a long, protracted tale. :D Ask around the Author Craft section of the forum for vol! unteer betas! #
  • 10:20 @HarriedWizard @longshotauthor *tight hugs* Will do. #
  • 10:23 The @HarriedWizard G+ account was suspended. Their "only real people/real names" policy needs a kick in the pants. DON’T BE EVIL, GOOGLE. #
  • 11:08 .@longshotauthor: "You could probably be a White Court vampire that fed on the warm, happy feeling they get when they’re holding a puppy…" #
  • 11:09 "…although you’d really… you’d probably sparkle." –@longshotauthor, from t.co/dFSqPkN #
  • 12:15 Hey, @HarriedWizard, you get a shout-out near the end of part 4: t.co/dFSqPkN :D #
  • 12:31 Wonder Woman And The Flash Help Lost Child In a Scene That Is Impossibly Adorable t.co/GtfVsml via @FashionablyGeek #
  • 12:48 RT @gillyperkygoth @sheckyx We is ready for @longshotauthor signing! t.co/L0jukf9 // YESSSSS PRECIOUSss. #
  • 12:52 @myyrdneopia @longshotauthor How am I not at all surprised you took it home? You’re getting a little Single White Female, dude. :D #
  • 13:17 @HarriedWizard All my favorite people are goofy and fun. :D #
  • 13:25 @HarriedWizard @fredhicks @CapnIndigo Though not as disturbing as zombie deer. #
  • 13:29 @SpringaldJack @HarriedWizard @fredhicks @CapnIndigo …You win. #
  • 14:52 @HarriedWizard He knew about you before. His handle came up in enough @replies. :D #
  • 14:54 @gillyperkygoth twitpic.com/5p7tdl – Lovely! #
  • 14:59 @HarriedWizard Okay… When you speak the Name of a powerful entity, it can find you and listen in. #
  • 16:24 On my way to B&N! #
  • 23:05 Back from @longshotauthor’s NYC signing! Only 200 people showed–looks like the rigid signing rules scared folks off. I had fun, though! #
  • 23:19 Our posse took @longshotauthor to dinner. Then before we could say anything, he paid for all 14 people’s food. CLASSY, GENEROUS GUY. #
  • 23:38 @ksmccarthy24 *leaptackles* We should talk! I miss you! #

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