• 09:34 @ksmccarthy24 Because the world is glorious and lovely and so are you! Seize the Day! #
  • 11:18 Goodbye letter from Borders employee(s) spills secrets of bookselling trade t.co/vLRx6qY5 via @BoingBoing #
  • 12:43 @j3nnee Charity said he looked like a Caucasian Shepherd, like #1 on this list: t.co/Jf8HKkLa #
  • 13:37 In line at the drugstore, I taught a precious three-year old the distinction between Frankestein and his monster. Teach pedantry early! #
  • 15:18 Treating myself to a mani-pedi to celebrate the halfway point of my cleanse! Then later, Doctor Who finale party! #
  • 15:28 @ocd_faerie I blame autocorrect? :D #
  • 18:14 I just got beaten up by an umbrella. Don’t think there will be any permanent damage, but I’m looking forward to a brilliant shiner. #
  • 20:27 It occurs to me it was extremely lucky the umbrella punched me in the eye. Half an inch to the right, and I would’ve broken my nose. #
  • 20:44 Gotta rest my eye, so I shall listen to the TURN COAT audio book. Marsters reading TDF: The most fun you can have with your eyes closed! #

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  • 09:19 I walked the 3+ miles to work today, for the first time in months! I must get back in the habit of doing this before it gets too cold again. #
  • 09:49 @mightykatemusic @MattfDoyle Ooh, fantastic! Please let us know when it’s available! "This Holy Night," or something else? #
  • 10:19 @fredhicks @byharryconnolly YES, PLEASE. #
  • 10:26 My #FridayReads is THE DISAPPEARING SPOON by Sam Kean. Fascinating stuff! #
  • 10:33 @fredhicks WOO! Keep up the good work, man! #
  • 13:49 I asked a restaurant employee what ingredients are in their "brown sauce." He replied, "Brown." #golfclaps #
  • 13:57 Huzzah! It only took me 40 minutes to find a thing I can actually eat! I’m getting better at this insanely restrictive cleanse thing. #
  • 14:02 I need to go to another room until my coworkers finish their fries. The cleanse has improved my sense of smell, both a blessing and a curse. #
  • 14:11 "What’s Happening to my Body? — X-Men Edition" t.co/I63QXKyQ #

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  • 10:57 @camsmith25 @fredhicks @Longshotauthor Buh? I’m a master now? I think I’ve learned more from Fred than the reverse. :D #
  • 13:08 Just received some gorgeous cover art for an upcoming issue of @longshotauthor’s FOOL MOON comic. Licking is bad for monitors, right? #
  • 13:52 Attention Restaurants of the World: Mushrooms are not a vegetable. #
  • 14:14 @Za_Lord @TemplePooch @padawanmolly Ahem. t.co/PxcYGqEz #
  • 14:40 Can someone make me a gif of Haley’s "I have to fla il!" from today’s @TeamHusbands? Because that is MY LIFE. Loving this show! #
  • 14:42 Most nerdgasmic flowchart ever: t.co/xsqWodfj #
  • 15:40 @TeamHusbands It’s a little animated snippet without sound, like this: t.co/hzmNG8yE or this: t.co/WCul3zRW #
  • 15:41 INTERNET, I LOVE YOU. t.co/dKfmT8cu #
  • 15:57 @TeamHusbands Scotch is a cruel mistress! #
  • 16:04 @neilhimself @amandapalmer You need to write her a song about a toucan to apologize for the error. #
  • 16:41 People are eating delicious-smelling things, and I don’t want to kill them and steal their food. I think I’m growing! #
  • 17:07 @seananmcguire HAIL ALL THE KNIVES! #
  • 17:52 COVER ART SQUEE! Flail in joy over @seananmcguire’s DISCOUNT ARMAGEDDON! t.co/wrXP5Y9Y #
  • 18:02 When you are trying to alleviate boredom by eating steamed vegetables and rice, y ou are very, very bored. Is it 7:00 yet? #

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  • 10:57 @camsmith25 @fredhicks @Longshotauthor Buh? I’m a master now? I think I’ve learned more from Fred than the reverse. :D #
  • 13:08 Just received some gorgeous cover art for an upcoming issue of @longshotauthor’s FOOL MOON comic. Licking is bad for monitors, right? #
  • 13:52 Attention Restaurants of the World: Mushrooms are not a vegetable. #
  • 14:14 @Za_Lord @TemplePooch @padawanmolly Ahem. t.co/PxcYGqEz #
  • 14:40 Can someone make me a gif of Haley’s "I have to fla il!" from today’s @TeamHusbands? Because that is MY LIFE. Loving this show! #
  • 14:42 Most nerdgasmic flowchart ever: t.co/xsqWodfj #
  • 15:40 @TeamHusbands It’s a little animated snippet without sound, like this: t.co/hzmNG8yE or this: t.co/WCul3zRW #
  • 15:41 INTERNET, I LOVE YOU. t.co/dKfmT8cu #
  • 15:57 @TeamHusbands Scotch is a cruel mistress! #
  • 16:04 @neilhimself @amandapalmer You need to write her a song about a toucan to apologize for the error. #
  • 16:41 People are eating delicious-smelling things, and I don’t want to kill them and steal their food. I think I’m growing! #
  • 17:07 @seananmcguire HAIL ALL THE KNIVES! #
  • 17:52 COVER ART SQUEE! Flail in joy over @seananmcguire’s DISCOUNT ARMAGEDDON! t.co/wrXP5Y9Y #
  • 18:02 When you are trying to alleviate boredom by eating steamed vegetables and rice, y ou are very, very bored. Is it 7:00 yet? #

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  • 09:44 Jim Butcher/@longshotauthor fans: Tell @riptapparel you want to see @gillyperkygoth’s DEAD BEAT shirt! Like/Comment: t.co/RRU4Aclj #
  • 10:08 @ShannonKButcher I am one of those people most days! Your husband kind of hates me. :D #
  • 10:14 They’re putting Terry Pratchett at Barnes & Noble TRIBECA? The hell? Why do they keep shunting MAJOR fantasy authors to tiny stores? @BNBuzz #
  • 10:24 @scifantasy The author speaking area is pretty wimpy. I’ll be there if I can leave work early! #
  • 10:47 Inspector Spacetime! t.co/ORnA0zTQ t.co/BjbasEXK t.co/xb3pKwf8 #
  • 14:08 @fourteenacross Bates killed Dumbledore! #
  • 14:39 @ShannonKButcher Tactical genius! @brennabren #
  • 22:32 @ksmccarthy24 *poketypoketypoketypoke* I haven’t seen you on AIM or Gchat in a while. I miss my Kat! #
  • 22:38 @jbigelow4 Huh? #

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  • 00:22 @stellamortis Does he get butchered? #
  • 00:40 It is exactly one hour later than I thought it was. I am going to sleep. #
  • 08:22 YAY, the Dresden Fanwork Exchange is back! I shall be signing up liek woah. t.co/R2tFLk6C #
  • 08:27 You got your correction, @rdonoghue. :D t.co/GII8aegh #
  • 09:30 I would read the heck out of this book: t.co/RJn2k1OP #
  • 09:41 @nkjemisin …And now, because of this tweet, it will be in everybody’s head. #
  • 09:42 @fourteenacross Inspector Spacetime has a TV Tropes page? I LOVE YOU, THE INTERNET. #
  • 09:50 Oh my god. The Inspector Spacetime page on TV Tropes is AMAZING. t.co/AWDQLdDO #
  • 09:58 @vampirecowboys Happy Birthday, Abby! You are brilliant! #
  • 10:32 @seananmcguire @nkjemisin This needs to be a graphic novel. I would buy 500 copies. #
  • 10:35 Rather than hold muzak, a recorded voice reminds me every forty seconds to inquire about parking. I have no need to park. Is this spy code? #
  • 12:13 Woohoo, got tickets for my mom and me to see @mightykatemusic in WAR HORSE! #
  • 12:15 I keep listening to "F**kin’ Perfect" and "Grenade" from the #SingOff season premiere. Mmm, delicious a capella ear candy! SING, MY LADIES! #
  • 12:20 @myyrdneopia Tracks 1 and 5 are my favorites, but all are awesomesauce! t.co/v8WUs4JA #
  • 13:19 Gonna have some vegan Indian food, bay-beeeeeeeee! The universe is awesome today! #
  • 13:21 Heckler: "Obama, you’re the Antichrist!" Obama: "Peace, bro. Don’t forget your jacket." t.co/jD3bNb6b (via @marcusgilmer, @cleolinda) #
  • 16:07 Facebook is turning off individual email notifications and instead sending a summary of popular stories? That’s the OPPOSITE of what I want. #
  • 17:59 Remind me to read this when the site returns! //RT @charliejane A nine-year-old girl analyzes the DC reboot of Starfire. Ouch. bit.ly/r9wRBo #
  • 22:10 Oy, TiVo, why didn’t you record Glee? I know I keep threatening to stop watching it, but you don’t get to make these decisions for me. #
  • 22:45 @ardentdelirium Ooh, those scenes with Burt are 80% of why I keep watching. Wonder when it’ll go up on Hulu… #
  • 23:00 Thanks to @beatonna for participating in @BooksForBoobs! t.co/Y8yONrwm #

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  • 00:22 @stellamortis Does he get butchered? #
  • 00:40 It is exactly one hour later than I thought it was. I am going to sleep. #
  • 08:22 YAY, the Dresden Fanwork Exchange is back! I shall be signing up liek woah. t.co/R2tFLk6C #
  • 08:27 You got your correction, @rdonoghue. :D t.co/GII8aegh #
  • 09:30 I would read the heck out of this book: t.co/RJn2k1OP #
  • 09:41 @nkjemisin …And now, because of this tweet, it will be in everybody’s head. #
  • 09:42 @fourteenacross Inspector Spacetime has a TV Tropes page? I LOVE YOU, THE INTERNET. #
  • 09:50 Oh my god. The Inspector Spacetime page on TV Tropes is AMAZING. t.co/AWDQLdDO #
  • 09:58 @vampirecowboys Happy Birthday, Abby! You are brilliant! #
  • 10:32 @seananmcguire @nkjemisin This needs to be a graphic novel. I would buy 500 copies. #
  • 10:35 Rather than hold muzak, a recorded voice reminds me every forty seconds to inquire about parking. I have no need to park. Is this spy code? #
  • 12:13 Woohoo, got tickets for my mom and me to see @mightykatemusic in WAR HORSE! #
  • 12:15 I keep listening to "F**kin’ Perfect" and "Grenade" from the #SingOff season premiere. Mmm, delicious a capella ear candy! SING, MY LADIES! #
  • 12:20 @myyrdneopia Tracks 1 and 5 are my favorites, but all are awesomesauce! t.co/v8WUs4JA #
  • 13:19 Gonna have some vegan Indian food, bay-beeeeeeeee! The universe is awesome today! #
  • 13:21 Heckler: "Obama, you’re the Antichrist!" Obama: "Peace, bro. Don’t forget your jacket." t.co/jD3bNb6b (via @marcusgilmer, @cleolinda) #
  • 16:07 Facebook is turning off individual email notifications and instead sending a summary of popular stories? That’s the OPPOSITE of what I want. #
  • 17:59 Remind me to read this when the site returns! //RT @charliejane A nine-year-old girl analyzes the DC reboot of Starfire. Ouch. bit.ly/r9wRBo #
  • 22:10 Oy, TiVo, why didn’t you record Glee? I know I keep threatening to stop watching it, but you don’t get to make these decisions for me. #
  • 22:45 @ardentdelirium Ooh, those scenes with Burt are 80% of why I keep watching. Wonder when it’ll go up on Hulu… #
  • 23:00 Thanks to @beatonna for participating in @BooksForBoobs! t.co/Y8yONrwm #

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  • 09:49 @antonstrout Shazam! t.co/4B4xGN8u #
  • 11:32 Inspector Spacetime: t.co/0ryEdzWD #
  • 12:12 Beautiful, mysterious paper sculptures appear in Edinburgh’s libraries: t.co/TiAVirb2 #
  • 15:50 Delia Sherman shares a call for submissions for books with POC, LGBTQ, and non-Western characters t.co/W8Owd9fG #
  • 17:28 @fredhicks @RobJDurand If you rebooted the Butcher Block a nd wanted me back, I’d carve out the time. :D But go with whatever format works! #
  • 17:38 @fredhicks Sweet! #
  • 18:16 @Sean_M_Maher Bravo for your courage and honesty! Congrats on your Coming Out Day! Does Hallmark make a card for that? :D #
  • 23:43 Not a single Captain Hammer reference, #Castle writers? For shame. :D #

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  • 00:01 Musings on my first week of cleanse, and what I ate: t.co/HtxIwZA8 #
  • 09:50 @Wraithmaker I have a $25 Groupon to BareBurger that expires today. Want it? #
  • 09:58 In praise of Joanne Rowling’s Hermione Granger series: t.co/NZ2XJKgG #
  • 10:01 Woohoo, my @kiva credit was repaid this morning, which I reinvested into my 53rd, 54th, 55th, and 56th loans. Great way to start a morning! #
  • 11:39 Nommy veggie breakfast of squash and avocado! This week may be awesomer than predict ed. #
  • 12:39 @sherlockbones Fight ninjas. Your heroism shall live eternal in poem and song. #
  • 12:45 @akjrow Yes, that was the joke. :D #
  • 18:53 5 of 5 stars to Fuzzy Nation by John Scalzi t.co/jc9et9d9 #
  • 18:57 I’m two away from completing my "52 books in 2011" Goodreads challenge! I think I’ll finish with a couple banned books. t.co/BHopS6Ue #
  • 19:10 I take tremendous gle e in the knowledge that @BigGayIceCream’s fruit popsicles are… entirely fruit. And therefore allowed in my cleanse! #
  • 19:12 The transition period is a challenge as I work out what I can eat, but I’m really excited about the healthy options I’m discovering. #
  • 19:45 I AM EATING ALL THE PEARS. #
  • 19:49 @ocd_faerie NOM. #

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  • 09:54 All the sleep are belong to me! #
  • 10:55 Arg. I bought one thing from @GrouponChicago, and now I get daily emails from them. How do I unsubscribe there but stay on @GrouponNYC? #
  • 11:47 BETA ALL THE THINGS! #
  • 11:49 RT @Featherweight_ Photoset: Harry Dresden Puppet From The Dresden Files t.co/KIr2yixl // I choked on my smoothie. Brilliance! #
  • 12:06 Whenever I see the panel in FM #1 where Harry is so much taller than Murphy his head is cropped off, I do a little dance of squee. #shiiiiip #
  • 12:10 @kellhound They are so ridiculously mismatched and all the more awesome because of it. #
  • 12:18 BABY ALPHAS. I want to PINCH ALL THE CHEEKS. #FoolMoonGNReread #
  • 12:50 I love Chase Conley’s Clooneyish Marcone. Such intensity! #FoolMoonGNReread #
  • 12:51 I am so amused that the flashback to MacFinn’s ancestor and Saint Patrick has a green tint to it. #FoolMoonGNReread #
  • 12:56 Man, I love that you can see Jim was planning the CHANGES reveal about Harry’s mom way back in FM. Sneaky sneaky. #FoolMoonGNReread #
  • 13:12 I need to temporarily silence all the dining deal emails I get daily. They’re torturous while I’m on my cleanse! #
  • 13:26 In G+, the default for posting to a circle is that it annoyingly notifies everyone that a post has been made. How do you disable that? #
  • 14:03 Issue 4 of @longshotauthor’s FOOL MOON graphic novel is expected to hit comics stores October 5th! Find one near you at ComicShopLocator.com #
  • 14:08 RT @DalaiLama: His Holiness the Dalai Lama’s statement on the issue of his reincarnation t.co/4c6zH834 // Unbearably sad. #
  • < em>14:40 Brilliant: t.co/fpakHOGe #
  • 14:52 Sesame Street spoofs Glee: t.co/6JQopJXd This is exactly what my workday was like yesterday. #
  • 16:30 I loathe Time Warner’s bandwidth throttling with the passion of a thousand angry suns. I am getting DIAL UP speeds. #
  • 16:57 30-minute writing sprint! Go! #
  • 18:53 @GrouponChicago Ah, thanks! Now sorted! #
  • 19:04 High-tech underground park in NYC? t.co/gxGmCnc6 #
  • 19:11 Last meal before my Week Of Sadness, in which I can only eat fruits, vegetables, and rice. Gonna try a new organic place near my apartment! #
  • 19:20 @Julie_Butcher El will be the belle of the ball! #
  • 19:53 Amazed at how many retweets @BlogtorWho’s "#Stormageddon translates as ‘fallen silence’ in Greek" is getting. My skeptic-sense is tingling. #
  • 19:57 @antonstrout Remind me to get a restraining order should I ever breed. :D #
  • 19:59 @byharryconnolly Congrats! I think? #
  • 20:00 @byharryconnolly Some of my coworkers have done the Master Cleanse. Brutal. At least they didn’t have to deal with culinary indecision! #
  • 20:30 Dear Whoever Placed The Text In This Promo, CLASSY. Love, Me t.co/tvv1KGNz #
  • 21:46 Pop-up ad asked me to identify a celebrity by a photo of her ass. All of planet Earth, you are On Notice. #
  • 21:53 @Julie_Butcher She looks l ovely! #
  • 22:11 4 of 5 stars to The Magician King by Lev Grossman t.co/0mQE5zsp #
  • 22:48 I just remembered all the amazingness of SDCC and had to get off the couch and do a spastic little dance to adequately express my squee. #
  • 22:49 5 of 5 stars to One Salt Sea by Seanan McGuire t.co/Za6lMCqh #
  • 23:10 @SheckyX Oh, I squeed plenty while I was there! This was a squee-aftershock. #
  • 23:15 @She ckyX Yeah. It would not be as pretty or clean as Canada. #
  • 23:36 @SheckyX Just so. :D #
  • 23:53 @SheckyX I was thinking Miles Vorcelliegan. #

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