Aww! My daddy sent me flowers at work to celebrate my birthday on Sunday. I’ve put them in a place of prominence, so all my coworkers can enjoy them.

“It’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.’ I mean, every line is like that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108-year-old virgin so he’s obviously got some issues there.” — Robert Pattinson

I love you so hard, Robert. Thanks to Britt for the link!

Britt is also gathering a group of people in Saskatoon to see Twilight while drunk. I have no interest in seeing this movie and I rarely ever drink and never to excess, but… oh my good lord, count me in for the inevitable New York spinoff!

Also, we will get all mockingly gothed-out. I shall wear my Molly costume. If you are in NY, you will join us! Come on, it’s my birthday!

See also: hilarious Twilight trailer parody on YouTube!

Oh, how I love to hate this franchise.

Happy Birthday, Renata and Terry!

This just went by my apartment. There was a steady flow of skateboarders going past for at least twenty minutes! Two thousand would be a conservative estimate. I love New York.

Happy Birthday to mein Schlienen! *hugs you tightly*

86% Chris Dodd
86% John Edwards
86% Barack Obama
83% Hillary Clinton
81% Mike Gravel
81% Joe Biden
78% Dennis Kucinich
72% Bill Richardson
47% Rudy Giuliani
34% John McCain
29% Tom Tancredo
26% Mitt Romney
26% Mike Huckabee
23% Ron Paul
16% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to two of my favouritest people in the whooooooooooole world, Chungy and Becky! Hope life treats you SWIMMINGLY!