I started to protest at the idea of being pure Scorpio, as opposed to being a Sagittarius on the cusp of Scorpio, but I guess the notion isn’t entirely outlandish. Especially seeing as how “fanatical” and “intensely analytical” are among the typical Scorpio qualities.

Crazy astronomers with their crazy rearrangements of the heavens. And by the same group that de-planetized Pluto, to boot!

Ooh, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is on! Yay Crazypants David Tennant!

I love you, ABC Family. Marathonning the Harry Potter movies “to celebrate America.”

So. The Hobbit is to be executive-produced by Peter Jackson, but not directed. And it’s going to have a sequel.

Um.

Isn’t the sequel to The Hobbit called Lord of the Rings?

I will not accept failure from you, New Line. You’d better be doing this for a very good reason.