• 19:09 I love, love, love Glover’s reading of Bob. #
  • 19:12 Aww, @audible_com gave me a $10 gift certificate to thank me for a year of membership! I love this company. Hmm, how shall I spend it? #
  • 19:14 @kellhound I vastly prefer Marsters, but I think Glover is doing a hell of a job. I’m happy! #
  • 19:15 @PrarthnaSri Yay! I love hearing back from happy customers. Thanks so much for your order! #
  • 21:22 @HarriedWizard @LucyZephyr The audio CD release was del! ayed a week b/c of Marsters’ conflict, but it’s now downloadable on Audible & iTunes. #
  • 22:29 @etherius So when Jim reads sample chapters aloud, he does not speak with Harry’s voice? :D #
  • 22:46 Gotta finish the map tonight, so DOWN SCOPE! Hey, John Glover, what happened next in Ghost Story? #
  • 23:26 @kellhound I haven’t heard of a recording yet, sorry! If I find one, I’ll share the link. #
  • 23:26 WHEE! Sent the possibly-finished map to my mom to get another pair of eyes on it before I send it to Saladin. #
  • 23:36 YAY, MOM LOVES THE MAP! Sending it to Saladin! #
  • 23:55 Sent the map to @SaladinAhmed. JOY! Hope he loves it as much as I do. :D #
  • 00:46 @WhiteCollarUSA The new-old credits look fabulous! Thanks for listening to fan demand. #
  • 00:57 The @OldSpice guy is answering Twitter questions on YouTube again! Be still, my ovaries! #
  • 07:31 @frowardten @longshotauthor Looks like you’re trying to get the British edition from Amazon.com. Try the American? #
  • 08:02 ! @ShannonKButcher Happy Morning, Shannon!!!!!!!! youtu.be/kSW1m83GqzY #
  • 08:13 @ShannonKButcher He totally had it coming. I hear he kicks puppies in his spare time. #
  • 11:10 Thanks to some research I did the other day for G+ RP silliness, I was able to regurgitate to my coworkers detailed stats about blood loss! #
  • 11:11 I feel like a miniature @SeananMcGuire. She is an encyclopedia of awesomely morbid facts. I am a pamphlet. #
  • 11:34 @seananmcgui! re I learned about the propotion of blood to overall body mass in adults and the volume one can lose and still survive! #
  • 11:37 Via Shawn Millsap on G+, the @WhiteHouse rickrolled a guy on Twitter: t.co/k9NP0N9 #
  • 12:10 Oh, cosworx.com, why did you lobotomize your wig selection? You make me sadfaced. #
  • 13:08 EEEEEE, Saladin loves the map! #
  • 15:09 @frowardten @longshotauthor What does this link give you? t.co/ODLq1Hs #
  • 15:32 @RobJDurand I retweeted Sa! ladin’s link and posted it to G+. t.co/teZOLNJ #
  • 16:05 @ShannonKButcher This tweet is why I love you two. :D #

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  • 00:01 Midnight! Happy Release Day, @LongshotAuthor! #
  • 00:03 @rekjackson How cold did you have to make your freezer before the alcohol froze? #
  • 00:05 Shall I wear my "Harry Dresden is my Co-Pilot" shirt to work tomorrow, even though it is big enough for six of me? Is that even a question? #
  • 00:08 @hexenwulf I wish! Missed opportunity, that. #
  • 00:12 *glares significantly at @audible_com and taps watch* #
  • 00:14 @sinspired I hate to suggest it, but is there a Wal-Mart nearby? Pretty sure they’re stocking GS. #
  • 00:16 @DerekRuiz Ah, that would make sense. #
  • 07:33 @sinspired I recommend you call in advance to make sure! #
  • 09:44 Today’s m-w.com Word of the Day is EXTERMINATE. If tomorrow’s is TIMEY-WIMEY, I am taking away their DVD player. #
  • 09:57 @fictfact @longshotauthor "Ghost Story" is book 13, actually. :D #
  • 10:58 Enjoying the he ck out of John Glover’s cast of characters. :D #
  • 11:19 @gillyperkygoth Yuppers! #
  • 11:19 @MatthewRasins @ShannonKButcher Yes! #
  • 12:14 @quekern Whew! #
  • 12:18 Had to fight not to burst out laughing at one of Glover’s line deliveries. SO MUCH FUNNIER than the version I had in my head! #
  • 12:19 Line deliveries have been very hit-or-miss for me, but hey, I feel the same way about Marsters’ readings, so I’m happ! y. :D #
  • 12:25 Sign the New York Food Truck Petition and Help Keep Gourmet Food Trucks Strong t.co/vlgdYfe via @nycfoodtruck #
  • 12:47 @fictfact @longshotauthor Wow, perfect! Thanks. #
  • 13:40 I keep wanting to jump to Certain Scenes in the audiobook to hear how they were performed. Patience, Padawan! #
  • 21:47 Neal Caffrey + high-tech werewolves = best show ever. #
  • 23:41 Item #1 on my List of Things I Did Not Need In My Life When I Am Already Overstressed: The Thing ! That Just Happened. #
  • 23:54 Dear Priscilla, Step away from the internet. Listen to happy music. Finish the map. Be one with the universe. Love, Me #

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  • 00:17 @holajupiter Definitely! Hodgman can be my Alfred. #
  • 00:43 On the red-eye to NYC! Wish me wonderful dreams (and be specific). #
  • 05:51 What kind of hour do you call this? 5:50am should only be witnessed when you’re in line to see the stars of Doctor Who. #
  • 06:09 @SheckyX How the mighty have fallen! #
  • 06:27 @SheckyX They fell asleep. Just not very long or comfortably. #
  • 09:0! 1 Ugh. Jim was feeling feverish at SDCC, and I may have caught whatever he had. I feel weak and gross, in addition to my exhaustion. Yaaaaay. #
  • 09:14 @ShannonKButcher Aww! Hope your few days together are as relaxing and cozy as physically possible. #
  • 09:53 Legend of Korra official trailer in HD: youtu.be/u8e45WHRxL0 Yes, please! #
  • 10:06 @Esperacchius They had me at the cast list! And the trailer… YES, PLEASE. #
  • 10:11 In movies about groups of average-looking male nerds, why is the! Token Female always smolderingly hot? Bell in Fanboys, Glau in Badass dom… #
  • 10:11 Let’s add Portman in "Your Highness," too. #
  • 10:16 @DC_Zol Bell is one of the examples I listed in the tweet you responded to. :D #
  • 10:17 @myyrdneopia Okay, then let’s go with Disproportionally Hot Compared To The Dudes Present. You’re missing the point of my tweet. :D #
  • 10:25 @Esperacchius @myyrdneopia No way. I’d say True Blood is more or less equal, if not skewed somewhat towards Hot Women. #
  • 10:28 Blarg, going back to sleep. #

  • 13:43 @Esperacchius Still, it’s not at all what I’m talking about. I’m addressing a specific subset of nerdy movies with a HUGE disparity. #
  • 13:46 @byharryconnolly @SheckyX B and Gus are definitely trolling. S is probably an idiot. Not sure about A, but I think he’s probably trolling. #
  • 14:05 @HarriedWizard @LucyZephyr I think you’re safe, Lucy. You can pick up the book and tickets at Will Call. Details: bit.ly/ifyv0y #
  • 15:08 Slideshow: Cosplay at Comic-Con 2011 by Pri scilla Spencer – KCBD, NewsChannel 11 Lubbock: t.co/4zKcY7B (EARNIN’ that press pass!) #
  • 15:09 @HarriedWizard @LucyZephyr Absolutely! Lucy, if it makes you feel better, consider calling the store to confirm you’re properly ticketed. #
  • 15:43 @MatthewRasins @Julie_Butcher I thought that looked like your avatar! #
  • 16:21 Moffat responds to fan demand for a Madame Vastra spinoff: bit.ly/qm2A3x #
  • 17:14 INBOX ZERO, ACHIEVED! #
  • 17:24 @CapnIndigo @fredhicks My understanding is that B&N wants folks to buy GS at *a* B&N or BN.com. Show a Nook receipt, and you’re fine. #
  • 17:31 @Jamie1km Well, I define "Inbox Zero" to mean "I have no unread messages, and everything that needs to be responded to has been." #
  • 17:33 @fredhicks @Jamie1km *curious headtilt* How so? #
  • 17:38 @myyrdneopia That stuff isn’t generally announced until a couple weeks before the con. :D #
  • 17:54 Orbit has a cut e mini-interview with @longshotauthor (beware: spoilers for Changes) bit.ly/qOwrmw #
  • 17:57 @IntempestaNox I didn’t! Can you link me? #
  • 18:07 "And when [imagination] fails, just kill ’em all." -Amy Berg. That whistle you hear @8:23 is @longshotauthor. :D youtu.be/HKQhJpnzLTE #
  • 18:14 @IntempestaNox Danke! #
  • 18:32 @Esperacchius I support this 100%! #
  • 18:33 Mrarg, trying to force myself to eat something. Come on, Priscilla, you need nourishment to kick this Con Crud’s butt! #
  • 18:36 @Esperacchius Did you see her outfit last year? bit.ly/npB5gN #
  • 18:58 San Diego Union Tribune calls @longshotauthor an "editor’s pick" for SDCC! // RT @IntempestaNox: Linkage – twitpic.com/5vuebr #
  • 18:58 @IntempestaNox Thanks! #
  • 21:21 @Harried! Wizard I don’t eat fast food, but you’re welcome to come through t he Ways and join me for Indian and So You Think You Can Dance! #
  • 21:22 RT @writergeekrhw: Tried to take a pic of Harry Dresden cosplayer. Phone died. Shoulda seen that coming. #SDCC #DresdenFiles #
  • 22:20 @HarriedWizard Healthy? Not the Indian food I like. :D #
  • 22:23 @bpage It’s not Audible’s/Penguin’s/Jim’s fault. Marsters was prevented from recording due to personal stuff. He should be back for #14. #
  • 22:28 @bpage I’m sure Penguin and Marsters weighed that possibility, but ultimately, it was Marsters! ‘ decision. #
  • 22:28 @bpage When dealing w/ personal stuff, sometimes you don’t know how long it’ll take to resolve, and he didn’t want to string Penguin along. #
  • 22:29 @bpage Jim knows folks are upset. Heck, he’s the most upset about it of all! He loves James. But he’s also excited to hear Glover. #
  • 22:51 @cmcgrath72 Looks fantastic! I’m consistently astonished at your body of work. I look forward to seeing you at Jim’s NYC signing! #
  • 22:58 @MatthewRasins I didn’t go to work today. I wasn’t feeling well. Con Crud rears i ts angry head! #
  • 23:08 @HarriedWizard Chicken tikka masala, naan, rice, tamarind sauce, saag paneer, meat samosas, mulligatawny soup, mango lassi… Naan better! #
  • 23:10 Itching to download @longshotauthor GHOST STORY on Audible at (I assume) midnight! There are so many scenes I can’t want to hear performed. #
  • 00:01 Midnight! Happy Release Day, @LongshotAuthor! #
  • 00:03 @rekjackson How cold did you have to make your freezer before the alcohol froze? #

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  • 08:54 Up at 4:45 to be in line for #DoctorWho (and Supernatural and Glee) at 5:45! Adam is camped out in front of Starbucks. Glad I zonked at 8! #
  • 08:55 @SheckyX Yes! The open bars are only at night. #
  • 09:03 @Glich @longshotauthor Marsters had a conflict arise at the last minute. Hopefully, he’ll be back for bk14! #
  • 09:04 @gtcaz @longshotauthor @audible_com Marsters had a conflict arise at the last minute. Hopefully, he’ll be back for bk14! #
  • 09:10 @HarriedWizard It’s Doctor Who! And it seems half the con is in line with me. :D #
  • 09:17 @HarriedWizard Ask @WerewolfBilly. He understands. #
  • 09:17 @Esperacchius I. Don’t. Know. #
  • 09:25 @sherlockbones I’ve dressed as LOADS of male characters. Haters gotta hate. Just keep being awesome! #
  • 10:30 @holajupiter My soul is crying. #
  • 11! :25 For @sherlockbones, a crossplay Castiel! twitpic.com/5v6r4h #
  • 11:48 @sherlockbones The con is full of lady Doctors, lady Warblers, and lady Mario and Luigi! Keep doing what you love. #
  • 12:14 Female Silence! twitpic.com/5v7grb #
  • 12:27 @avarielwings She walked by too quickly for me to ask, alas! #
  • 12:36 Nabbed a fabulous seat for Hall H! Any better, and I would’ve needed to camp out overnight! #
  • 18:05 .@antonstrout eats poisoned cake and is transformed into a pudding wolf. twitpic.com/5vc56s #
  • 23:41 There is apple on my sandwich! What kind of sick maniac puts apple on a sandwich? #
  • 23:44 @holajupiter Brie, apple, and ham. Apple is my NEMESIS. #
  • 23:47 Rapture. My flight has been delayed, so I’ll barely have time for a shower when I get home before I leave for work. #goodlifechoices #
  • 23:49 @fourteenacross Shut your face, apple-strumpet! Only cooked, juiced, or saucified ! apple passes these lips! #
  • 23:50 @byharryconnolly *adds Harry to list of nemesisisises* #
  • 23:53 @MatthewRasins GOD YES. #
  • 23:54 @holajupiter But wouldn’t that make *me* easily defeated? The apple only has to exist each day, and The Doctor must stay away. #

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  • 03:26 Back from boozahol and glorious hobnobbing at the Penguin party! Thanks to @seananmcguire for getting me in! #
  • 03:27 Conversed with Seanan, Anton, Rothfuss, Drunk Amber Benson, Lev Grossman, Rachel Caine, editors Anne, Jess, and Erica, and freaking GRRM! #
  • 03:29 A highlight: Me: It’s such a treat to meet you! I’m Priscilla. Rachel Caine: *delighted* Priscilla /Spencer/? Me: *squeakthud* #
  • 03:38 @myyrdneopia Little bit. :D #
  • 11:29 I think I’ll do Delirium today and Trelawney tomorrow instead. #
  • 11:34 @antonstrout Every day should be Strout Saturday! #
  • 17:37 This is happening. :D twitpic.com/5ur5xq #
  • 17:57 @xiehicks @SheckyX I was dressed as Maeve. :D #
  • 1! 8:56 Peter Orullian, Kevin Hearne, @longshotauthor, and Delirium! twitpic.com/5us804 #
  • 19:14 Jim is signing! People are squeeing! I observe with a manic grin. twitpic.com/5usgz4 #
  • 19:15 Massive stack o’ Ghost Story! twitpic.com/5ushrc #
  • 19:28 @byharryconnolly It’s from Buzzy Multimedia! Soon, it can be yours! #
  • 20:09 .@longshotauthor vs. the Mysterious Galaxy back stock! twitpic.com/5ut9qb #
  • 20:14 My favorite cosplay of the con! twitpic.com/5utcce #
  • 20:38 Mysterious Galaxy has sold 480 copies of @longshotauthor’s GHOST STORY so far at #SDCC! There’s plenty of signed stock at booth 1119. #
  • 20:51 Said goodbye to Jim. And now, I flop. BEST CON EVER! #
  • 22:12 @Mathias_Mi Multiple times! #
  • 22:59 I has a tipsy. I can has bedtime? #
  • 23:03 @fredhicks @AnneSowar! ds @longshotauthor Jim spent much of the con raving about it to me! Can’t wait to check it out! #
  • 23:04 It may be the alcohol interfering with my sense of time, but I think I type faster on the iPhone when I’m drunk. #
  • 23:04 Also, I am cleverer and more good-looking. #
  • 23:24 I have a single-serveing container of yogurt. I have no spoon. What would McGuyver do? #
  • 23:30 I found a spoon! Chill, MacGuyver, I got this. #
  • 23:32 YE GODS. I thought I’d been good about deleting unnecessary crap and responding to the crucial stuff in my absen! ce. 257 unread emails??? #
  • 23:49 Man. I bought a 24-hour internet pass thing, but I can barely keep my eyes open. Gonna crash before 9pm. Rock star! #

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  • 03:15 And then I took @longshotauthor to #w00tstock. Perfect end to a perfect day! #
  • 03:19 Found energy to clean my face and change halfway into sleepwear, but I am struggling to find the will to remove my boots. #letired #
  • 16:46 .@longshotauthor‘s signing twitpic.com/5u5znc #
  • 16:48 .@longshotauthor crashes a DFRPG group! twitpic.com/5u60f8 #
  • 20:24 @ENDvy The GS hashtag was for! FAKE spoilers. I hope you’re happy you just spoiled the hell out some folks looking for spoiler-free laughs. #
  • 20:25 @ENDvy Please be courteous to your fellow fans and delete those tweets. #
  • 21:34 I need an EPIC foot massage. There should be eunuchs and grapes and palm fronds and a view of the Nile. #
  • 21:38 I will wear sneakers to the Penguin party, and my feet shall rejoice. #
  • 22:09 @blazeorama *gives him my room number!* #

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  • 00:04 I was so ravenously hungry and tired that after eating half a Reuben, I an physically incapable of determining if I am still hungry. #
  • 00:06 Verdict: AWESOME evening spent with @seananmcguire, @antonstrout, Pat Rothfuss, and a bit of @AnneSowards and Jess Wade. <3 #
  • 00:09 Also, I now possess freaking TALENT PIPES. They are GORGEOUS. brb, wearing these forever. twitpic.com/5tb0im #
  • 00:20 @ee1013 Cowbell. #
  • 00:23 @AceRocBooks @longshotauthor Isn’t it a v! ery, very terrible idea to let Harry pilot ANYTHING? That plane’s going down. :D #
  • 01:40 Man, audible couldn’t have posted that yesterday, when my laptop had wireless access? :D #
  • 02:05 Listening to the 1st chapter of @longshotauthor’s GHOST STORY on @audible_com. Yeah, the voice is too old, but the performance is FANTASTIC. #
  • 02:09 @kellhound I loved putting a face to your fabulous art! Hope to see you again at a signing. I won’t be at tomorrow’s 11am spotlight, though. #
  • 02:10 @kellhound Gonna try to get in the Rothfuss/GRRM/Sanderson/et! c panel! My favorite character is Molly. #
  • 02:18 @kellhound Oh! I was referring to SDCC signings. :D I’ll definitely be at the NYC tour stop. #
  • 02:45 @kellhound The lottery will be held at 9am in the autograph pavilion. #
  • 02:45 @kellhound And EEE! Don’t think I’ll be hitting the exhibit hall tomorrow, but if you come to Jim’s 2:45 signing, I’ll be there! #
  • 02:46 @antonstrout *flinches* #injoke #
  • 09:47 @Esperacchius @longshotauthor @audible_com Just the first chapter! I tweeted it earlier. #
  • 10:36 Last night, my roommates performed "Dueling Chainsaws" on the human snore. May need to find alternate sleeping arrangements. #
  • 13:19 Crashing the "Oh, you sexy geek!" panel so I will have the Best Seat Ever for the Rothfuss/GRRM/Sanderson panel. BEST SEAT ACCOMPLISHED. #
  • 13:19 Oh, and a good seat for the @longshotauthor panel. Whoever that is. #
  • 13:32 @byharryconnolly I am sad that Rothfuss did not ask me to help carry his sedan chain. Maybe I! can fan him with palm fronds or peel grapes. #
  • 13:33 @byharryconnolly TEAM ANNALISE. #
  • 13:35 @byharryconnolly Please, it’s Rothfuss! *Catgirl* Slave Leia. #
  • 13:36 @fredhicks @longshotauthor Will do! #
  • 13:38 @byharryconnolly Someone needs to write that fanfic STAT. #greenribbon #
  • 13:40 @AnneSowards @antonstrout Hey, now! There are children present! #
  • 13:42 @OKBJGM Where/when will you be selling/signing? Can’t wait! #
  • 15:01 Thanks to George R. R. Martin for participating in @booksforboobs! #
  • 16:14 Panel with @longshotauthor! twitpic.com/5tn33e #
  • 18:03 @kellhound Still around? I’m here! #
  • 18:04 @kellhound I’m dressed as Warden Molly, btw. Purple wig and black jacket, plus an occasional grey cloak. #
  • 21:59 I cannot share her e the list of people I had dinner with, because someone would kill me and steal my skin. #

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  • 00:50 @reneeharalson Of course I’m kidding. :D A bunch of folks are tweeting silly fake spoilers at #ghoststoryspoilers. Join us! #
  • 07:27 @Hayesade @longshotauthor Nope. The GHOST STORY paperback should arrive 9ish months after the hardcover. #
  • 07:41 There’s something joyously adventurous about flying alone. It feels so independent and courageous. #
  • 08:02 @longshotauthor Rats, I thought it was just *dreams* of flying alone! Freud ruins everything. #
  • 08:08 @hradzka @byharryconnolly I already own CHILD OF FIRE, but I am buying it again on Kindle, because what better way is there to spend 99c? #
  • 08:11 The Week Of Horribly Unhealthy Food begins with an Auntie Anne’s pretzel. Sure, my Friday costume has a bare midriff. What of it? #
  • 08:17 Reminder: @longshotauthor’s #SDCC schedule: www.jim-butcher.com/posts/2011/ghost-story-chapter-5 — Plus, get GHOST STORY early! #
  • 08:23 The shooter was Fidelias. #ghoststoryspoilers #
  • 08:26 @NikNoey I believe "totally sack of hammers" is the tec hnical term. #
  • 08:42 Molly has Thomas’ vampire baby, which bonds instantly with Will Borden. Her name is Margararity. #ghoststoryspoilers #
  • 08:51 @CUnderkoffler How did you know my father is Ernest Borgnine? I have been the very model of discretion! This is a disaster. #
  • 09:02 @CUnderkoffler I considered doing a Kitai costume, but I now believe my first venture into Alera cosplay will be vord!Invidia. #
  • 09:04 @longshotauthor Donkey shine! #
  • 09:08 Taking off for Chicago, then off to San Diego! I’ll wave in your direction, @HarriedWizard and @PadawanMolly! Please do not hex my plane. #
  • 11:46 "Welcome to Chicago, home of the 1908 World Series champions, the Chicago Cubs!" #
  • 11:48 Whenever a pilot talks about "cross check," I imagine a bunch of Romans patrolling Gesthemane, noting, "Yup, he’s still up there." #
  • 11:57 @contraducktory I will take this advice to my grave. Thank you. #
  • 12:02 Small child of perhaps 4 or 5 declared to his mother,! "Destroy the world! With a giant jellyfish!" Supervillain esses make awesome moms. #
  • 12:05 Other opinions of the child: "Spider-Man won’t save the world! Superman’s a TANK!" This kid should write the next Axe-Cop. #
  • 12:09 @HarriedWizard "Man"? @BobLeSkull’s comments about my boobs weren’t enough of a hint? :D #
  • 12:10 @HarriedWizard I shall give @longshotauthor your regards, though. The good ones, at least. I fear @ShannonKButcher’s wrath. #
  • 12:19 Guy sitting next to me in the gate dresses like young Charles Xavier and smells like Chick-Fil-A. #
  • 12:26 @spodalicious I friended a bunch of Priscilla Spencers on Facebook, because I thought it was funny. #
  • 12:29 @HarriedWizard At least they’re not as bad as your ability to talk to women. :D #
  • 12:46 @CUnderkoffler So much fail in that thread, I don’t even know where to begin. #
  • 12:47 @spodalicious All have been authenticated by a panel of experts. #
  • 13:15 @contraducktory @longshotauthor @elizadu shku @feliciaday I shall endeavor to introduce Jim to Felicia, but I doubt Eliza is in the cards. :D #
  • 18:02 Dropped my bags at the hotel. Now off to pick up my badge! #SDCC #
  • 20:39 20 minutes until GHOST STORY is released at #SDCC. I am prepared to document the frenzy. :D #
  • 21:33 Beta-Foo Powers Activate! I met Gloria, who is wonderful! twitpic.com/5t8vhc #
  • 21:42 A frenzy of @longshotauthor fans! twitpic.com/5t8zqd #
  • 22:12 Pat Rothfuss comes by for his cop! y of Ghost Story! @longshotauthor twitpic.com/5t9ek9 #
  • 23:43 RT @RobJDurand: @priscellie and his beard is caressing it so lovingly. // Pat Rothfuss’ beard/Ghost Story OTP! #
  • 23:45 @edgarwright San Diego is what’s happening! #
  • 23:52 @ShannonKButcher At least you don’t have to worry about feeding Jim this week? #
  • 23:53 @Jamie1km He showed them to me. I loved them so much I ran out and I bought a set. Guh! #

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  • 00:03 Misplacing my Warden Molly wig is no great trial when she’s only given two lines of description! She gets any hair color I give her, mwaha. #
  • 00:04 @Julie_Butcher You’ve seen my official hair! It grows from my head, all curly-like! #
  • 00:14 @Julie_Butcher Funny–I like your color of hairs, too! #
  • 00:22 @PadawanMolly Uh… HEY LOOK OVER THERE SOMETHING SHINY. #
  • 00:24 What happens when the company that makes those giant inflatable strike rats goes! on strike? #
  • 00:37 Searched in vain for my black bra, only to realize upon preparing for bed that I was wearing it. #MENSA #
  • 07:11 Can’t tell if my alarm is going off or if I’m so tired I’m experiencing auditory hallucinations. #
  • 09:22 @Esperacchius @longshotauthor This is brilliance. #
  • 09:31 New Yorkers: Today’s LivingSocial deal is $15 off BonChon! SO MUCH YUM. A Friday Fried Chicken Fiesta is in order! t.co/jvhPNxV #
  • 09:33 Today’s breakfast spread incl! uded biscuits and gravy. One coworker thought the gravy was cream of mushroom soup and was eating it alone. DX #
  • 09:43 @SheckyX It’s New York. Of course they weren’t proper biscuits. :D #
  • 09:44 @stellamortis No, she’s blonde, like her mom. Where did you get the honey brown thing? #
  • 09:55 @stellamortis Huh, could’ve sworn Jim fixed that. Pretty sure he meant honey blonde. #
  • 10:00 @contraducktory @SheckyX @padawanmolly Nothing to see here, move along. #
  • 10:15 @SheckyX @stellamortis Google search the two terms. They’re used to describe very different colors. #
  • 11:20 Once again, I am staggered by how freaking awesome and brilliant my friends are. I love you guys! #
  • 11:40 @SheckyX No specific one thing. Just cumulative moments of niftiness and anticipation for SDCC. #
  • 11:41 @RobJDurand @stellamortis There shouldn’t be any disparities. Anything is possible, though. #
  • 11:49 New Rebecca Black video. After all that cloying, ar! tificial sweetness, I feel like I need to eat some bok choy or kale. < a href="http://t.co/u56hcDD">t.co/u56hcDD #
  • 11:52 Just looked at the weather report for San Diego. Can I go there right now? #
  • 11:57 @travelingheidi Around 2:30 tomorrow. #
  • 13:03 To Whoever Posted GHOST STORY Quotes Without Warnings To A Prominent Book Discussion Site: You, Sir or Madam, Fail at Courtesy. Love, Me #
  • 13:26 @CapnIndigo A fan pointed me to a page where someone liveblogged every reveal in the entire book. She couldn’t wait ONE WEEK? #
  • 13:50 @contraducktory Meh, it’s not worth involving the authorities. #
  • 14:18 Coworker: "I want to blow something up. But in CG, not in real life." #
  • 15:26 @Temmogen @longshotauthor Yup! GHOST STORY will be released 7/26 in the U.S. And 7/28 in the UK. #
  • 18:43 Just checked in for my flight to SDCC. Filled with giddy joy. How is it TOMORROW already? #
  • 19:38 Butters slays Nagini with Gryffindacchius. #ghoststoryspoilers #
  • 19:54 @redbanshee @longshotauthor @ mystgalaxybooks Jim Butcher’s SDCC schedule: bit.ly/pgwuuH #
  • 19:59 @blazeorama It’s not OUR fault White Collar should be called The Thomas Raith and Malcolm Dresden Show. #
  • 20:03 Harry returns to his normal life in Chicago by clicking his heels three times. #ghoststoryspoilers #
  • 20:12 Mort Lindquist informs Harry he has been dead the entire series. #ghoststoryspoilers #
  • 20:18 @ShannonKButcher Gak! For the Dog Eared Books Virtual signing? #
  • 20:19 @ShannonKButcher Ye GODS. Should he pack a splint for SDCC? #
  • 20:33 Fantastic post from @nkjemisin on womanhood in fantasy: bit.ly/oRDoBI #
  • 23:04 One more sleep ’til Comic Con! #

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  • 00:24 @Esperacchius *hugs* #
  • 09:40 Office network is down. Glad I brought stuff to do! #writealltheapplications #betaallthethings #
  • 09:45 @seananmcguire PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY CURL UP IN FETAL POSITION PARTY HELP NO MORE ALCOHOL LET ME SLEEP. #sdcc #
  • 09:49 @antonstrout Anton’s craziest purchase at #SDCC will be ten minutes in the divine presence of Bas-Calasambra, lady of riddles. #
  • 10:09 Network still down. Someone entertain me! #
  • 10:12 @contraducktory @SheckyX @MickeydotFinn Mickey thinks Molly is Mab? #
  • 10:21 @boymonster …You win the prize. #
  • 10:22 @HarriedWizard Words cannot express how much I want to see this. Thanks, Harry! #
  • 10:23 @Esperacchius *applauds* #
  • 10:23 @rekjackson Woohoo! *throws flowers and money* #
  • 10:31 Network has been down 3 hours, 1 1/2 of them with everyone here. Can we go home? #
  • 10:34 @MickeydotFinn @contraducktory @SheckyX The punch line of CD’s joke was "Mickey ducks," so I ascribed to him Mrs. Duck’s cracktheory. #
  • 10:36 @contraducktory @MickeydotFinn @sheckyx Shexxxy is Inara, silly! #
  • 10:57 It is now 11am. This technical problem has cost us a FIFTH of our day. Considering catching some Zs on the couch. #
  • 11:32 Percentage of day wasted: 25. Engineering doesn’t even know what’s wrong. #sendushome #
  • 11:44 They told us to go out for lunch. A cluster of coworkers is going to Olive Garden "ironically." #hipsters #
  • 12:15 @AndersonPhoto @longshotauthor @harriedwizard Whoever told you the 15th was mistaken. GHOST STORY been scheduled for 7/26 since January. #
  • 12:49 @HarriedWizard @AndersonPhoto @longshotauthor Correctamundo, Harry. #
  • 14:13 @seananmcguire Ooh! Can I borrow a vial of plague for the next person who does that to me? Saves wear and tear on my fists. #
  • 14:17 I WIN! Made a deal with my boss that lets me go home now, then make up later however long I would’ve worked after the server returned. #
  • 14:18 @adrastuscomic @longshotauthor Molly makes a Firefly reference in "Day Off"–calls Harry "Captain Grumpypants." #
  • 14:26 @jbkuma @ee1013 They were written, yes, but they needed a crapload of revision. All the love and time Pat put into WMF shows! #
  • 14:27 @Jamie1km Will I be able to recognize you at SDCC? Way to go, man! #
  • 16:49 Met! up with Chris McGrath for SDCC stuff. He’s such a sweet guy, and his girlfriend is lovely. I’ve met such wonderful folks through fandom! #
  • 17:06 Man, I barely walked a mile, and I’m sweating. Stupid heat index of 95. #
  • 17:08 After meeting with Chris, I dropped by @porchetta for a divine sandwich-and-canteloupe-gazpacho-gasm. Perfect antidote to summer heat! #
  • 17:10 Then I skipped across the street to the (under construction) @biggayicecream store and blew a kiss to the owner. I am a font of joy today! #
  • 17:12 Epic suck. // RT @ShelfAwareness: Borders is closing its 399 remaining stores. 11,000 employees are being laid of! f. bit.ly/qoP0ep #
  • 17:20 @NikNoey You can still attend the Q&A! You only have to buy the book to get something signed. #
  • 21:43 @Julie_Butcher Turns out one of my favorite former coworkers did a lot of the graphics for the Spidey musical! Yay New York. :D #
  • 22:42 From Pat Rothfuss’ blog: What To Read When You’re Not Reading Pratchett: bit.ly/r3JCiJ #
  • 23:44 I am sleepy and my bed is full of costume bits. My futon is full of other assorted detritus. Must I clean ALL the things? #

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