• 00:16 I feel that all world leaders should convene in Japan to formally thank Mika Merrylark for filling the planet with more shirtless Thomas. #
  • 10:22 @myyrdneopia @SheckyX @seananmcguire @ksmccarthy24 Quentiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin. I would totally be Toby to your Quentin. #
  • 11:34 @SheckyX When I am a famous filmmaker, I will make movies with OODLES of dwarves. #
  • 11:36 Dear 3M, When someone needs a pair of scissors to open the packaging on a new pair of scissors, you’re doing it wrong. Love, Priscilla #
  • 11:37 @gwpfarker Gnomes and dwarves may coexist peacefully in the same film. #
  • 11:38 @Jamie1km Hey, you’re going to SDCC! It’s only 3 days to GHOST STORY for you. #
  • 11:39 @mightykatemusic How COOL! Congrats! #
  • 11:41 @xiehicks @fredhicks Happy 1 Week Birthday, Xander! #
  • 11:41 @myyrdneopia Needs moar Ehren. #
  • 11:44 @Jamie1km GHOST STORY will be sold at Mysterious Galaxy’s booth and at Jim’s signings, Wednesday through Sunday! bit.ly/pgwuuH #
  • 11:44 @Jamie1km You and Felicia can trade off reading it. :D #
  • 11:46 @Jamie1km Gosh, if only you had a friend who will be hanging out with Jim who could hook you up with a signed copy. #
  • 11:51 @Jamie1km I have two phone #s for you, ending in 2012 and 7773. Which is current? If I knew someone who could help, I’d give it to her. #
  • 12:47 @ee101! 3 Wise Man’s Fear was superb. No date for book 3, though. I figure Pat will release it when he’s good and ready, which works for me! #
  • 12:49 SOYLENT GREEN IS JELL-O. // RT @TreeHugger: Um, is it vegan? New gelatin made from humans bit.ly/qA68uy #vegan #food #
  • 13:22 Is there an appreciable caloric difference between eating a live raccoon and a dead one, @TheDailyShow? Do you burn calories fighting it? #
  • 14:12 Time to DRAW ALL THE MAPS. Down scope! #
  • 14:37 Looks like some random dude named Jim Butcher joined G+. I guess you should follow him or something. bit.ly/pcaISB #
  • 14:54 @jeditigger Is Shannon on G+? I don’t see her anywhere. #
  • 15:10 @Dark_Puck You’ve gotta be kidding me. That’s disgusting. #
  • 15:21 "Cracktheories are beautiful but fleeting things, like shooting stars made of WTF." –me to Jim #
  • 19:16 AMAZING. I want a wedding just so I can have a cake like that. // RT @G2Hutton: 30 of the Worlds Greatest Wedding Cakes su.pr/2sWyGU #
  • 19:29 via @nkjemisin, zoologist Mark Carwardine is shagged by a rare parrot: youtu.be/9T1vfsHYiKY #
  • 21:55 Oh, good lord. Tomorrow is Monday? I don’t have any more weekend left? But I have so much WORK to do before going back to work! #

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  • 09:19 @fredhicks Keep it up, man! You rock! #
  • 09:35 @fourteenacross That tumblr is amazing. #
  • 09:44 @Esperacchius I am a dumbass. Luna is a Ravenclaw, too. But JKR says Tonks was a Hufflepuff, so Hufflepuffs FTW! #
  • 09:47 @TeknoKai Oh, absolutely! "Curses" takes place between SMALL FAVOR and TURN COAT. Jim wrote the story in 2008, but publication was delayed. #
  • 09:56 Dear Priscilla, Yes, packing for S! DCC is a vital item on this weekend’s to-do list, but don’t think it counts as work. Let it be a reward. #
  • 10:06 The 14 most hilariously effective signs supporting gay marriage: bit.ly/ndxSNc #
  • 10:07 @jeditigger I’m still deciding. Which is another reason why it’s good to wait. :D #
  • 10:08 Reposting, for those who weren’t checking Twitter last night: #
  • 10:08 What to wear at SDCC? Trelawney (HP); Wendy (Middleman); Maeve (DF); PG, Changes, or Warden Molly (DF); Delirium (Sandman); or Sally (NMBC)? #
  • 10:50 @sherlockbones SWEET! You look fantastic! That cloak is gorgeous. #
  • 10:53 @fredhicks Yeah, I’m really enjoying @SuitsUSA, as well. And yay for having Gina Torres back on my teevee! #
  • 10:57 @fredhicks Pick as many as you like! I’m bringing four. #
  • 11:04 @fredhicks Man, you don’t know how much I wish GS came out before SDCC, so I could do that without being a walking spoiler. :D #
  • 11:06 @fredhicks I put together the costume when Jim! was still writing the book! I’m more or less just missing one prop. #
  • 11:26 @fredhicks I require screencaps. #
  • 12:48 @fredhicks Aww, lameness. #
  • 13:10 @fredhicks Received the thing! It is awesomesauce! #
  • 14:33 Another day, another reason for USPS to hate me. Shipping eight poster tubes internationally and a 30"x40" thing to Independence. #
  • 17:28 @OKBJGM Why ! yes, I will be buying the heck out of this comic! Can’t wait. :D #
  • 17:53 I have run ALL THE ERRANDS. FIVE HUNDRED ERRANDS. #
  • 18:50 @HarriedWizard Also, why is your hangover lasting until almost 6pm? You sure you didn’t get whammied by some nasty? #
  • 19:24 Sunlight is reflecting off the brick building across the street, illuminating my apartment with a rosy glow. Italy in Alphabet City. #
  • 19:27 I want to take a nap. Eyelids are weighed down with bricks. #
  • 19:33 @fredhicks Let me guess. Your home sounds like it’s bee! n infested with the Finding Nemo seagulls? #
  • 19:35 New Mika Merrylark! Yay, she’s on G+! bit.ly/nUIeN0 #
  • 20:38 @SheckyX @fredhicks Evie is better at English than English. #
  • 20:40 RT @byharryconnolly: RT @Radlein: RT @UnstableIsotope: RT @obxlaw: This may apply to you. twitpic.com/5r3kgs #
  • 20:45 @LenkaMusic Gorgeous photographs! #
  • 20:51 RT @Gothamist: Taco Bell Manager Quits In S! tyle bit.ly/ndJm2O //I worked 22 da ys straight w/ 1 day off, all at least 9-7, some 9-2am. #
  • 22:46 Maeve won the poll, with Warden Molly a close second. May have to wear Warden Molly to Jim’s panel/signings on Thursday, then Maeve Fri. :D #
  • 22:47 Saturday will be Trelawney, then Sunday can be Delirium. Huzzah! #
  • 22:48 @jeditigger And you shall have them! #
  • 22:57 @seananmcguire As soon as @ksmccarthy24 and I actually attend a con together, we will be Shaun and Georgia! #
  • 23:02 Anoth! er costume that would have been hilarious, but which I had not the time or inclination to execute: Hipster Little Mermaid. #
  • 23:06 Red wig, hipster glasses, Ariel’s impromptu "sailcloth and rope" dress (but with an Urban Outfitters tag), Chucks/checker Keds, keffiyeh… #
  • 23:08 @seananmcguire Yay, got it! #
  • 23:09 @rekjackson Maybe for NYCC . I feel like hipsters are more NYC than San Diego. #
  • 23:18 @seananmcguire Huzzah and glee, new Rose for me! #
  • 23:24 @RyanMacklin Are you familiar with the meme? knowyourmeme.com/memes/hipster-mermaid-hipster-ariel#.TiJVt79puAk #
  • 23:27 @cleolinda "B For Batman" would make an excellent children’s book. #

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  • 02:41 Slytherin Aparna LOLs as she menaces Professor Prisybil Trelawney. twitpic.com/5qdj6r #
  • 07:41 My entire body aches with the need for more sleep. #
  • 09:38 John Carter trailer does NOTHING to convince me I won’t loathe the movie as much as the book. youtu.be/6Rf55GTEZ_E #
  • 09:45 Beauty Tips from the Idiot’s Lantern! twitpic.com/5qidlh #
  • 09:56 @fredhicks @cadorette I read it for a Sci-Fi Lit course the semester after a feminism course, so my Problematic-Dar was at an! all time high. #
  • 10:00 My #fridayreads is @neilhimself’s SANDMAN IX: THE KINDLY ONES, with @scalzi’s OLD MAN’S WAR on audiobook. #
  • 11:10 I forgot about my last Manhattanhenge. Dammit. #
  • 11:46 @fredhicks I award Evie an extra FATE point for adorableness and excellent taste. #
  • 11:48 @sgtkarrinmurphy @HarriedWizard Better Hufflepuff than Slytherin! Hufflepuff Pride! #
  • 11:56 Number of fist-bumps I exchanged with fellow Hufflepuffs last night: at le! ast 8. #
  • 12:07 @byharryconnolly There’s no self-esteem issue involved in relating to the house that distinguishes itself through hard work and loyalty. :D #
  • 12:31 Today’s WOTD is "juggernaut." I wanted the example sentence to be the meme. t.co/9OoZwJn #
  • 12:39 @rdonoghue Exactly! #
  • 12:52 Coworker, quoting a guy on Reddit: "When the space shuttle returns, we should all dress up as apes." #
  • 13:19 "My revenge is a dish best served with empanadas." –Me #
  • 14:42 @BrandSanderson twitpic.com/5po9qi – Yes, please! What a cool idea! #
  • 16:52 Oh my god, how is it only 5:00? TARDIS time, plxthx. #
  • 18:23 @seananmcguire *raises hand* I plan on getting an amazing amount of work done! #
  • 18:24 @MickeydotFinn Ooh, which one? I agree completely. #
  • 19:01 Man, 7:00 took an ETERNITY to arrive. I was ready to call it a day at! 4:30. Heading home, finally! #
  • 20:37 HAHA, YES! I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER! #
  • 21:34 What to wear at SDCC? Trelawney (HP); Wendy (Middleman); Maeve (DF); PG, Changes, or Warden Molly (DF); Delirium (Sandman); or Sally (NMBC)? #
  • 21:39 @jeditigger Which Molly? I have a multitude. :D #
  • 21:46 @jeditigger I do indeed. #
  • 21:48 @jeditigger Yeah. Send the details to priscellie (at) gmail (dot) com #
  • 21:55 @Esperacchius Boo to the Hufflepuff Haters! Since when is being loyal and hardworking synonymous with having an IQ of twelve? #
  • 22:13 @Esperacchius Cho was a Ravenclaw. And Luna is pretty much the best part of the entire series. :D #

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  • 00:07 I am going to a coworker’s wedding and the midnight Harry Potter screening tomorrow. Why do I feel so freaking MOPEY? #
  • 07:09 @SheckyX What’s over and done? #
  • 12:52 "You can make your own body parts." #overheardatwork #
  • 21:46 @antonstrout Better than being filled with Super Soldier Se–no, I can’t even say it. #
  • 22:52 Polled fellow HP midnight line waiters on which house they’d be sorted into. G: 52, R: 42, H: 30, and S: 28. HUFFLEPUFF > SLYTHERIN FTW! #
  • 23:13 GAY DUMBLEDORE twitpic.com/5qaxsf #

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  • 10:06 "Can you decimate Rodney’s face?" #overheardatwork #
  • 12:22 Internet was down for over 30 minutes. Tales of the depraved states to which we sank in that time we shall take to our graves. #
  • 13:12 @byharryconnolly Not at all, actually. The reason the internet went down was because our file server went down. :D #
  • 13:12 @contraducktory WOOHOO! #
  • 15:08 This is depressing: t.co/hntuVGt #
  • 17:49 Austrian driver’s religious headgear strains credulity — t.co/Q5sQuPo #
  • 22:20 …Holy cow, I’m going to my coworker’s wedding tomorrow. And afterward, Harry Potter. Best get a lot done tonight, then. #
  • 22:34 Boo. It occurs to me that in addition to no longer having Emma Thompson Trelawney hair, it’s not long enough for Kaylee buns, either. #
  • 22:35 I still love my short hair, though! #
  • 22:37 @contraducktory No, I’m actually way behind on betaing. Gotta finish Saladin’s map and my grad school apps in the next ! few days. #
  • 22:42 RT @GeekyNerdChick: @priscellie Time to acquire more wigs? :) // The answer to this question is ALWAYS yes. #

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  • 00:20 Chapter 5 of @longshotauthor’s GHOST STORY is up, along with audio of Jim reading chs 3&4 and HUGE NEWS about SDCC! bit.ly/pgwuuH #
  • 09:33 Chicago’s Pioneer Plaza is getting a giant Marylin. Any chance of Harry Dresden pulling a Ghostbusters II? t.co/FNtd1PB #
  • 10:08 This optical illusion blows my freaking mind: t.co/KfGxnin #
  • 11:15 @fredhicks @HarriedWizard Now I’m imagining Harry riding Sue into battle with the necromancers and Morgan smugly piloting Marilyn… #
  • 11:42 "We should probably make sure all the children have at least one wig." #overheardattheoffice #
  • 12:37 @stellamortis @SheckyX I look forward to everyone having read the book, so I can tell everyone how Jim tortured me personally. :D #
  • 12:53 I can’t believe Comic Con is a week away. Time does weird things when you’re not plotting new costumes. #
  • 13:12 @HarriedWizard Tell Bob I have a socket wrench. #
  • 15:00 Love the poster for The Dark Knight Rises! t.co/ZPymrNw! I want to high-five the person who designed it. #
  • 16:20 @ThePhoenix713 The coworker who showed it to me took two or three minutes to notice the bat logo. #
  • 16:24 @ThePhoenix713 Yeah, it was the first thing I saw. I laughed at him. #
  • 18:31 Boo! My coworkers have been griping about the @netflix price jump all day, but I thought my more expensive plan was immune. Nope. Up 20%. #
  • 21:28 Roommate is watching The Fifth Element for the first time in English. He’d only seen it in German before. It’s fun to watch his reactions! #

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  • 00:05 It doesn’t look like 83 boxes, does it? #shipshipship twitpic.com/5ofd8d #
  • 00:14 @fredhicks Heh, yup! My favorite hashtag now has multiple uses. #
  • 00:31 @theliz13 I used a print shop down the block from my work, Influence Graphics. They’re perfectly professional and reasonably priced for NYC. #
  • 00:33 @theliz13 The owner was patient and knew his craft. He helped me pick the fabulous watercolor-esque paper, which I LOVE. #
  • 0! 0:33 @theliz13 Plus, I ordered only 200 maps, and they gave me closer to 280. That’s one hell of a Baker’s Dozen! #
  • 01:10 Fun Exchange from the Shipping Party: Me: "I have named this box ‘Harry/Murphy’. Will you ship it for me, Shecky?" Shecky: *deathglare* #
  • 09:23 I am not at the office today! I took the day off so I could work my tail off on all my projects unrelated to the 9-to-7. I’m a lunatic! #
  • 09:42 @SheckyX Can I wear shorts? It’s a hot day. #
  • 09:59 @byharryconnolly O! h, handy! I am now gplus.to/priscellie #
  • 11:08 @HarriedWizard It’s not racist if I was actually driven mad by the full moon. #
  • 11:20 @Theresa_Bane CONGRATS! #
  • 11:46 @HarriedWizard I’m known throughout the fandom as @fredhicks and @longshotauthor’s Industrious Little Gnome, so signs point to yes. #
  • 12:31 Roommate boggled at the idea of me taking a day off to do more work. "Have you ever tried NOT having multiple jobs?" #
  • 13:10 @AnneSowards Oh, WOW. After I graduated college, some friends and I took a 2-week road trip through the Southwest. Looks familiar! #
  • 13:27 @byharryconnolly Classy. About 60-70% of the Google Alert results I get for Jim, Dresden, and Alera are torrents. You know you’ve made it! #
  • 13:59 @HarriedWizard Tough but rewarding. :D #
  • 16:36 @gtcaz @longshotauthor Yes, the Audible.com version of Ghost Story will be released July 26th, the same day as hardcover and Kindle! #
  • 17:51 @seananmcguire A bit belated, but my tribute: Baby Sloths: bit.ly/pve8v7 Frozen Treats: www.biggayicecreamtruck.com/goodies/ #
  • 18:49 @NobleEnd My retweet of what? And troll of what? I’m lost. #
  • 18:52 @NobleEnd OH. Got it! #
  • 18:59 EEEE, RIZZOLI & ISLES COMES BACK TONIGHT! Happy girl! #
  • 22:38 Back from a lovely outing with my favorite college professor! I thought it was going to be a dinner. She thought it was tea. I am starving! #
  • 23:39 @Julie_Butcher I did! Yesterday. #
  • 23:41 @Julie_Butcher Leftovers! Chicken with bok choy and steamed dumplings. YUM! #
  • 23:50 Were those firework sounds, or was God cracking his knuckles? #

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  • 00:32 @Julie_Butcher I HAVE HUGGED THEM ALL ON YOUR COMMAND! #
  • 00:39 Early bedtime. It’s been a long few days! #
  • 08:49 Congratulations to @xiehicks and @fredhicks! Welcome to the world, Xander! I have every confidence you’re going to make it a better place. #
  • 09:13 @fredhicks Family pic needs moar Evie! Has she gotten to meet her little bro yet? #
  • 09:29 If eating delicious leftover tomato gazpacho soup for breakfast is wrong, I don’t want to be right. #
  • 11:32 Typo of the Day (not mine): "Charlemange." #
  • 12:46 @MickeydotFinn @blazeorama –@JeffEastin reported that the credits poll has very likely been hacked. Tweet @TedOnTV w/ your concerns. #
  • 12:50 @fredhicks @xiehicks I have actual tears of joy in my eyes. You two should be so proud of the beauty and love you’ve brought into the world. #
  • 12:52 @jpudewell @byharryconnolly Agreed on topic of DF/20P’s greatness, but shouldn’t a Holy Trifecta of Awesome Urban Fantasy have a 3rd series? #
  • 12:54 CANNOT UNSEE. // RT @saladinahmed: DUCKS ARE WEARING DOG MASKS!!!!!! twitpic.com/5o6kdv #
  • 13:26 HUGE THANKS to @Esperacchius, @GillyPerkyGoth, @RobJDurand, @StellaMortis, @SheckyX, and @Sue_Sue4 for their help shipping Alera Maps! #
  • 13:33 *sings* Everybody’s workin’ on the weekend!– Wait, what do you mean those aren’t the words? #drawallthemaps #
  • 13:41 @jeditigger Remind me at the beginning of August. I’m VERY low in stock now, but if I’m not sold out by then, I’ll hook you up! #
  • 13:43 @SheckyX @stellamortis @myyrdn! eopia Proud to be the only Priscellie! #
  • 15:40 @gillyperkygoth You were present for shenanigans! #
  • 15:44 @seananmcguire I give you hugs, but alas I have no sodas to offer. Will the dreams of ponies suffice? #
  • 15:48 I require this for my wall. // RT @HorzaEdeo: Oh my. flic.kr/p/a1YXuZ By @mudron #doctorwho #
  • 17:47 Dear Art, Why will you not flow gracefully from my fingertips? Kinda on a deadline here. Love, Priscilla #
  • 22:39 A truly inspired mashup: Trolling Saruman youtu.be/KaqC5FnvAEc #

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  • 00:51 Dear Java update, if you solve my Multi-Order Shipping problem, I will give you 500 ponies. Love, Me #
  • 01:02 NO PONIES FOR YOU, JAVA UPDATE. #
  • 01:06 My god, this is not going to work. It takes several minutes to print each label individually, and I have 95 of them. #
  • 01:17 @ThePhoenix713 Unfortunately it’s not something that can be divvied out remotely. I’ll have packing help tomorrow. We’ll make it happen. #
  • 01:17 @ThePhoenix713 Thanks for asking, though. :D #
  • 01:27 Okay, bedtime. Gonna head to Kinko’s in the morning to see if Multi-Order Shipping works on their computers. Wonder if my office is open… #
  • 01:32 @jbkuma Everything is showing up, but when I click "Pay/Print," it tells me MultiOrder Shipping is Currently Unavailable. Techies no help. #
  • 12:27 @ShannonKButcher @Kurt_Blackburn Ferro-rendage? Allopocalypsage? #
  • 19:54 Shipping Party! twitpic.com/5nscgy #
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  • 00:15 I have stressed myself into uselessness. Shall head to sleep now, then get an early start again in the morning. #drawallthemaps #
  • 07:47 @longshotauthor @ce_murphy Katee Sackhoff, my mental Murphy! (Er, Jim’s Murphy. Not you, Kit. :D) #
  • 08:24 @kierabot Lucy wasn’t the one using that language. Don’t confuse her with the original tumblr poster. #
  • 09:30 OH HELL NO. Gmail no longer allows me to be logged in to my work gmail and personal gmail at the same time. FIX THIS, GOOGLE. #
  • 09:48 @myyrdneopia @NikNoey Coworker solved it! Looks like we just needed to enable Multiple Inboxes under Account Settings. Now logged into both! #
  • 09:50 @antonstrout ALL THE THINGS, Anton! ALL OF THEM. #
  • 10:01 D’oh. Just realized that I left my umbrella at home, and it is going to storm like mad today. I am kind of dumb. #
  • 10:02 @clarkvalentine Coworker solved it! Looks like we just needed to enable Multiple Inboxes under Account Settings. Now logged into both! #
  • 10:04 Yay! How to be logged into m! ultiple gmail accounts in the same browser: t.co/WEXPpiS #
  • 11:02 @stellamortis @NikNoey @SheckyX I cry fowl. #
  • 11:06 #fridayreads Sandman 7: Brief Lives. I may start Tina Fey’s "Bossypants" on audio, too. #
  • 11:46 "The cheeseburger has those mean-looking eyes…" –Coworker C #
  • 12:57 @Jamie1km …Is that carrot cake? #
  • 13:11 Aladdin in real life! t.co/FyoYX3p #
  • 14:01 Child in the park declared, "My babysitter’s a vampire!" Looking for a wooden plank to fashion into a stake. #
  • 14:04 …Dammit, I just imagined Big Brother Thomas trying to babysit in L’il Harry Adventures. #thefunindysfunctional #
  • 16:55 How cool! My groovy aunt creates necklaces representing the cosmos at the time of one’s birth, and she made one for me! cozmicseeds.com #
  • 19:01 Hackers expose racism’s underbelly: Driving while black, brown or red in Arizona t.co/Oy2aA6w #
  • 19:05 @Esperacchius It’s definitely being! saved for a major event. I trust Jim will make it appropriately epic ! #
  • 20:16 @Esperacchius When he soulgazed Susan, she passed out. He tries to avoid soulgazing whenever possible. He’s afraid of what they’ll see. #
  • 20:17 @Esperacchius And he tried to soulgaze her in GP when the Nightmare got her, remember. #
  • 20:40 RT @jeffeastin: Don’t forget to vote for the #WhiteCollar main title today. bit.ly/oDMShQ // I voted for ORIGINAL. Thanks! #
  • 20:51 @fredhicks I believe Evie has hit on the most awesome combination of traits ever.! Smart girl. :D #
  • 21:45 @thinkgeek "Odd Day"? ‘Splainy? #
  • 21:47 @OKBJGM No, not that I saw. *hands twitch with anticipation* #
  • 22:08 PRINTING ALL THE SHIPPING LABELS! #
  • 22:52 Dear PayPal Multi-Order Shipping, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE work. I do not want to print 95 labels individually. Beseechingly, Priscilla #

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