• 07:45 Side Note: When Rob Thurman’s "Nightlife" depicted a pre-gentrification Avenue D in 2006, I thought it was the funniest freaking thing ever. #
  • 09:46 @antonstrout ALL THE THINGS? #
  • 09:56 @CUnderkoffler What if St. Patrick’s Day fell on a Thursday? #
  • 15:12 Hurrah! We can finally announce that @longshotauthor WILL attend #SDCC! #
  • 15:15 @boymonster HURRAH! There must be chillage. #
  • 15:18 @boymonster I wonder if Allison Mack is going. :D #
  • 16:38 The straw descends, and the camel’s back shudders dangerously… #
  • 17:14 Okay, my emo spiral was just interrupted by potential awesomeness. Thank you, o great chameleon of karma! #
  • 17:22 I smell Indian food and I want it. #
  • 17:22 @blazeorama ::happy sigh:: Just what the doctor ordered! #
  • 22:27 @blazeorama …What I w! ouldn’t give for a foot massage right now. I must complete all my pro jects, so I feel justified treating myself. #
  • 22:43 @blazeorama I have no time for pampering! Gotta finish some BIG projects before Comic Con in two weeks! Hedonism after. #

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  • 00:01 According to Harriet Klausner, reviewerbot extraordinare, Murphy has a son! bit.ly/rle7gS #CowlisMurphysSon #TimeyWimeyStuff #
  • 00:22 California legislature passes LGBT history bill: bit.ly/oOFGCC #
  • 00:27 @drevc OMG IM DED LOL!!!!!!!1 I HERD YOU HAVE A SON. #lesseuphoricmorelolcat #
  • 00:28 RT @Pres_Bartlet, @daveweigel, @gallupnews: U.S. Job Creation Index Highest Since September 2008…bit.ly/jtOtZq #
  • 00:32 @jeffeastin Love the show, but I still haven’t warmed to the new opening credits. They have none of the energy of the previous sequence. #
  • 00:34 @jeffeastin Tim was particularly brilliant tonight! As was Sharif. And Willie’s moments were a riot. Great episode! #
  • 00:42 @fredhicks The CSA near me is like 70% apples, and I can’t stand raw apples. Alas! I have beet envy. :D #
  • 00:43 @ee1013 Two things I approve of VERY MUCH! Wish I could attend GG, but I get out of work at 7. Tell the whole cast to break a leg! #
  • 10:25 @SheckyX @fredhicks Heck yeah! Cooked apples are brilliant, as are applesauce and apple juice. #
  • 10:25 @SheckyX @fredhicks But I don’t have time to convert that many apples into deliciousness. :D #
  • 11:13 I love this kid: t.co/9AojpcV #
  • 12:06 How to Be a Young Lady in 1939 Manhattan – @Gawker t.co/ivMlcks // Wonder what they would’ve said about living on Avenue D? #
  • 12:11 Coworker Bo created a digital model of his face with our new 3D scanner. Why is there no one around who will get my Doctor Who jokes? #
  • 12:19 @wendywoowho Bless you, Twitter! #
  • 12:36 I AM YOUR GRANDMA. youtu.be/YfY1lfFu8j8 #
  • 12:42 This (t.co/JNPuLcu) makes me wish someone would create Texts from Chicago with DF comic/RPG/fan art. Who will rise to the occasion? #
  • 12:49 @fredhicks I’ll be cheering for you, man! #
  • 13:10 Woah! According to whendidyoujointwitter.com, I joined 1123 days ago. 11/23 is my b-day! I feel like I should post something of substance. #
  • 13:21 @gillyperkygoth Does that mean fanart for "Wicked," or the idea is wicked? I approve of both! #
  • 15:18 I fell asleep in the park during my lunch break. It was the best thing ever. #
  • 15:18 (Yes, one of my coworkers stayed awake. We were safe.) #
  • 16:33 Fascist Snuggies for ALL! Hunting dark wizards has never been cozier. #
  • 19:06 So many Butcher fans are subscribing to my YouTube! Boy will they be surprised when they realize 95% of my uploads are Katy Pfaffl songs. :D #
  • 20:20 @exedore6 @Dark_Puck @griner …That makes no sense at all. So folks can harass famous people with DMs? It should be the reverse. #
  • 20:31 @exedore6 @Dark_Puck @griner Any company using Twitter for customer service should have contact info on their website. DMing is unnecessary. #
  • 23:38 My thoughts on tonight’s kerfuffle: Racism is vile and should be confronted, but let’s not confuse it with Inadequate research. #
  • 23:42 @ksmccarthy24 HECK YEAH! #
  • 23:43 @blazeorama I do not! I wasn’t there when the pict ures were taken. :D #

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  • 00:03 Read chapter 4 of GHOST STORY and listen to @longshotauthor reading chapters 1&2 at Jim-Butcher.com! bit.ly/m8e6MG #
  • 00:36 @myyrdneopia I am there for but a mere instant, and then I am gone! Cakes don’t cut themselves. :D #
  • 08:38 @SheckyX @myyrdneopia Cutting cakes is not an encumbrance! The Industrious Little Gnome cannot rest. #
  • 12:54 @fredhicks @SheckyX The article was basically: "Here is a rut brains can fall in. Understand it, so you can avoid and/or overcome the rut." #
  • 12:54 @fredhicks @SheckyX I thought it was very valuable! And the more we understand psychology, the better we write characters. :D #
  • 13:01 RT @TreeHugger Does this sound familiar? Workations Are The New Staycations: t.co/J2yamj2 // Dear god, it’s my life! #
  • 14:07 Man in the park is laughing like he just trapped James Bond #
  • 18:09 @KevinConn @NewMutant Looks similar-ish, but I don’t think it’s him. Maybe it’s the photograph. #
  • 19:45 ! OH HAI @SHECKYX. Beignets: I haz found them! twitpic.com/5lslnx #
  • 20:10 YAY, the boxes for the Alera maps arrived! Saturday’s shipping party is ON! twitpic.com/5lswk8 #
  • 20:17 Is that the only criterion? Manhattan buses average 5.5 miles per hour. twitpic.com/5lszl2 #
  • 20:35 @ksmccarthy24 *flyingglompleaptackles* #
  • 20:46 @ksmccarthy24 I LOVE YOUR BRAIN. #

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  • 20:13 Greeeeeeat. YouTube is freaking out and not allowing me to modify my videos from Private to Public. #
  • 20:13 Let’s hope that changes before midnight tonight, so the videos of Jim reading GS ch 1 & 2 are viewable. #
  • 20:24 Mega uber thanks to @SheckyX for helping prepare the chapters for tonight’s and next week’s postings! #
  • 21:10 From this vantage point, I can see four separate fireworks displays, three of them legal. The fourth one is best. #iheartnewyork #
  • 21:16 A girl walked by with four-inch platforms and a cane. #
  • 21:18 Where are your fireworks, Macy’s? Brooklyn is kicking your butt. #
  • 21:20 Number of legal displays viewable two blocks from my apartment now up to 5. #
  • 21:33 Dance battle of 8-year-old b-boys + illegal fireworks + truly impressive display reflected in buildings = a heck of a way to celebrate 7/4! #
  • 21:36 Oh, the Macy’s display is on the *Hudson*? Heh, whoops. Still had a great time. :D #
  • 21:44 Woo! Found a vantage point that allows me to see fireworks on the Hudson from clear across the island! I have won July 4th. #
  • 22:19 @boymo nster Nope! #
  • 23:03 Forgot to eat dinner again. I will devour a truly staggering number of figs. #
  • 23:21 @gwpfarker I refuse to eat tourists. The camera straps get caught in my teeth. #

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  • 10:20 "I look forward to seeing ‘Wicked’ today with my slash goggles on." –@ksmccarthy24 #trufax #pinkandgreenlenses #
  • 11:24 "The civil authorities in Venice can cry moar." –@ksmccarthy24 #
  • 12:31 "Too bad they don’t have ‘bow chicka wow wow’ in 17th century Venice." –@ksmccarthy24 #
  • 12:33 @SheckyX Slash makes @ksmccarthy24’s heart smile! Do you not want Kat’s heart to smile? #
  • 13:32 Kat, Sarah, and El had tickets for Wicked, so I’m hangin’ at the Kennedy Center, workin’ on the map! twitpic.com/5kpdyc #
  • 14:34 @LenkaMusic "Got my hair did"? Do you go to Birds and Fellas salon, too? I love them! #
  • 14:36 AAAAAAAUGH. CAN’T STOP SCREAMING. A bird pooped right behind my shoulder, and it SPLASHED onto my arm and laptop. I HEREBY ABJURE NATURE. #
  • 18:42 @Jamie1km Hurrah! I hear the series has a pretty sweet map, too. #
  • 18:45 @Jamie1km …So we have. :D #
  • 21:26 Kat: I’m trying t! o think of how much a knife in a box would weigh. Me: Amazon? Kat: . ..really? #
  • 22:27 I made Apple and Gruyere Pie. Brb, foodgasm. twitpic.com/5kwb23 #
  • 22:46 @KevinConn SAD DAY. I was hoping it was the other Natalie Morales, but alas! It’s the good one! #
  • 23:32 Gargant milk: Still funny. #

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  • 13:37 I has a @ksmccarthy24! Also gluten-free pancakes with hand-picked blueberries after 11 hours of sleep! Life is super awesome, guys. #
  • 13:39 @TheRetCon @nerdyorkcity I was making a Torchwood joke. :D #
  • 16:31 "We are terrible people. No, wait, we’re writers." –@ksmccarthy24 #
  • 18:15 "That is how they flirt. They mock each other’s extramarital affairs. Sometimes, they share." –El #TVSaturday #
  • 20:20 "Why are we discussing relative levels of nudity?" –@ksmccarthy24 #TVSunday #
  • 23:55 "It’s really only obscene if you have a dirty mind." –@ksmccarthy24 #

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  • 00:12 It’s July! Which means it’s my Daddy’s birthday! Hope it’s as wonderful as you are. <33333 #
  • 07:32 @blazeorama @SheckyX My Daddy is one of these people! #
  • 08:17 It’s come to my attention many don’t know about @longshotauthor’s announcement list: yhoo.it/leAc2D Join, so you don’t miss stuff! #
  • 11:13 Unseasonably frosty in the office this morning. I may need to upgrade from "light sweater" to "hoodie." #
  • 11:23 @Esperacchius Mab and ! Titania are fighting for the soul of Coworker Pete. #
  • 11:29 @Esperacchius He knows what he did. *glares at him* #
  • 11:35 @MickeydotFinn Why? What are the benefits of Foursquare? (please don’t link it to Twitter!) #
  • 12:22 @contraducktory …Can my wardens be Harry, Ramirez, and Chandler? #yesplease #
  • 12:29 @JonHoche @EricaSwindell CONGRATULATIONS! #
  • 12:38 @! Esperacchius …What did you just link me to? I don’t feel comfortable watching this at work. #
  • 13:01 @Esperacchius I understood it meant "cloudy" or "shadowed." Like her identity! #alsofluffy #
  • 13:03 Is the word "mandals" really necessary? I thought "sandals" was gender-neutral. #
  • 13:47 Man. Lugging around my Alera maps, laptop bag, overnight bag, and purse for two days was not kind to my trapezius muscles. #
  • 13:53 @SheckyX I safety-pinned shut the gaping hole in my bag! Like a grown-up! #
  • 15:07 My #fridayreads is vol 4 of @neilhimself’s SANDMAN. #
  • 17:46 via @io9, a tumor that could provide the key to making zombies – t.co/KGWjkLN //As if @seananmcguire didn’t have enough material! :D #
  • 18:20 …neat! H/R guy just came around and told us we could leave 45 minutes early. Yay for holiday weekends! #
  • 18:20 Of course, I have a train at 8:30, so I’ll be sticking around. But I can work on applications or the map or whatever. Yay! #
  • 18:24 @SheckyX Shhhhhhh. That would make sense! ! #
  • 20:15 @TheAuthorGuy The Maltese Puppy #lowbudgetnoir #
  • 20:19 @OKBJGM It’s okay to buy Takei! #
  • 20:23 Hurry up and wait. #Amtrak #
  • 21:35 RT @nerdyorkcity: RT @TheRetCon: #RetCon is the 16th and the 17th of this month! Will YOU be there? // I probably won’t remember… #
  • 22:08 @Esperacchius I would content the start date is wrong. You were the Best Dresden Cosplayer long before 2009! #
  • 22:19 @byharryconnolly Today’s your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You share it with my dad, who is awesome. You’d like him! #sharingiscaring #
  • 22:21 Hey, this Amtrak train seat has a headphone jack! I bet they have music stations, like a plane! I wonder if anyone has used it, ever. #
  • 22:23 @destroythemeek White Collar: Just When You Think It Can’t Get Any More Homoerotic, PROM PICTURE! #
  • 23:03 Next stop, D.C.! #
  • 23:06 @amp68 @longshotauthor Amazon underpriced the hardcover, selling it at a l! oss, to make Penguin look greedy? Lots of variables at work here. #
  • 23:10 As soon as I get to @ksmccarthy24’s place, I’m falling asleep. In fact, I may not wait that long. I’m counting sheep by the score. #

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  • 00:32 Fantastic night with fabulous friends. Hooray for the Day of Yay! #
  • 18:41 @tdnewton Actually, @longshotauthor has another signing in NYC August 2nd at B&N TriBeCa. #
  • 21:38 Man, today feels like a Sunday. I’m exhausted! I had a great few days with @julie_butcher, @longshotauthor, @shannonkbutcher, and friends! #
  • 21:47 Boggling at the idea of packing to go to D.C. tomorrow to be with @ksmccarthy24. No, stop, I need a break from all this joy! #
  • 22:37 @ksmccarthy24 I shall endeavor to remind y! ou! *hugs* #
  • 23:20 @SheckyX Jim, Shannon, and I met for lunch, then Jim and I went on to the Midtown signing. T’was lovely! #

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  • 00:15 There is a picture of Harry in Fool Moon #3 that will launch a thousand user icons. It’s like the visual equivalent of the Wilhelm scream. #
  • 00:20 @JenariJoe It probably won’t come out for another month or so, but you should definitely nab it when it hits stores! #
  • 00:27 Naked Harry: Always Funny. #betaallthethings #foolmoon #
  • 00:42 Okay, eyes crossing. I have betaed a mere 5 things out of 8, but I nonetheless have earned my rest! #betaallthethings #sleepallthesleeps #
  • 09:24 via @fredhicks, "Splitscreen: A Love Story" — this be! autiful short film was shot on MOBILE PHONE. t.co/zrV6uqX #
  • 09:43 Coworker M took this picture of me with one of the office dogs ages ago. I am easily entertained! twitpic.com/5ilfiw #
  • 09:50 Today is the Day! The Day of Yay! #
  • 09:51 @antonstrout HEY, LOOK OVER THERE! That guy has a genus! #
  • 10:02 @Jamie1km Having dinner with a CROWD of amazingly awesome people! #
  • 10:04 @AnneSowards Woe! Feel better A SAP. Come on, antibiotics! #
  • 10:12 @blazeorama Nay, I say! I say it’s Nay! Today can’t be the Day of Yay. But wait, the date! I must negate and say today’s the Day of Yay! #
  • 10:18 @blazeorama Hooray, hooray! The Day of Yay! We’ll dance and sing and skip and play! #
  • 10:30 @blazeorama @Katty_Rosie How natty is Katty, now she is hatty! How dapper the wrapper of her noggin-capper! #
  • 10:44 @blazeorama @Katty_Rosie Let’s add a scad of rainbow ribbons, a! fronting of bunting by Jeremy Gibbons! #
  • 10:47 I am having way too much fun writing Doctor Seuss-style with @blazeorama! If you’re not following us both, check our timelines! #
  • 10:51 Dear Greenpeace, Thank you for making Battlestar Galactica jokes in your email about the dangers of fracking. So say we all! Love, Priscilla #
  • 10:54 @blazeorama @Katty_Rosie A rip, a gouge, a stain, a tear! That’s one less shirt for him to wear! #
  • 10:55 @blazeorama @Katty_Rosie I know you know I like if best when there’s no shirt upon his chest. #
  • 11:06 @fredhicks Ooh, @fitbit looks like an interesting product. I’ve been curious about that kind of info, myself. How are you liking yours? #

  • 11:45 @SheckyX @blazeorama How joyful to fritter these hours on Twitter! #
  • 14:11 @jeffeastin You called it a "prom picture." All the slashers have already received their necessary inspiration. :D #
  • 14:13 @seananmcguire Vampire Weekend asks, "Who gives a f*** about an Oxford comma?" Answer: ME. And I’m KEEPING THEM. #
  • 14:14 @seananmcguire I am also keeping my two spaces after every period, even though the internet erases them #
  • 14:34 @byharryconnolly @Thunt_Goblins Is this why medical costs are so high in this country? Frickin’ freeloaders… #
  • 14:44 @SheckyX @byharryconnolly @Thunt_Goblins That would be "Doctor WHERE?" #
  • 15:30 @myyrdneopia @Mark__Lawrence I’ve had plenty misfire on me. Pat Rothfuss, Jim Butcher, Steven Brust… #idontlikethisanalogy #
  • 16:15 @seananmcguire In your mind, can I have teleportation powers and/or bat wings? #
  • 16:23 @gillyperkygoth *squeaks* Can’t wait to see how it evolves! #

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  • 00:10 Read Chapter 3 of Jim Butcher’s (@longshotauthor) GHOST STORY! bit.ly/llGlio #
  • 01:44 …I was only asleep for an hour and a half? Must restrain self from scratching mosquito bites! Agony! #
  • 07:19 I woke up every two hours in mosquito bite agony. I will set fire to the world. #
  • 08:11 More brilliant Codex Alera fanart from Sandara: Amara and Cirrus! bit.ly/iZQrHP @longshotauthor #
  • 10:50 Random moment of appreciation: Having @fredhicks as a friend. He brings sanity and awesomeness wherever he goes. #
  • 10:59 Man. The last thing I’d have to do today, after yesterday’s climate-control drama: put on a sweater. #
  • 11:58 via @321LaunchNY, @soulkat:Coca-Cola’s "Green Billboard" made from plants that absorb air pollution: t.co/lVwGxH3 #
  • 12:19 Once again, @aprilsmithmusic is exactly what I needed to hear right now! #
  • 13:41 @cetra02 Yes. It’s probably wise. :D #
  • 16:12 Miss USA 2011: Should Math Be Taught in Schools? t.co/oxQ8E2e #
  • < li>17:09 Ouch. Also: Toldja. t.co/2ZwR6ec (from Reddit) #

  • 18:20 @byharryconnolly Yup! Late at night, cabs occasionally refuse to take folks to the boroughs, b/c they worry they won’t get a return fare. #
  • 18:21 @byharryconnolly But cabs can always find customers at airports, so unless said cabbie is about to end his shift, he’ll take you to JFK. #
  • 18:29 On Tau Day, do you get to eat two pies? #
  • 18:39 GORGEOUS photos! RT @big_picture People of Clouds t.co/D! w62rpz #Mixteca #mexico #photography #
  • 18:52 @MickeydotFinn Ooh, I didn’t know it was good! If only there were individuals whose vocation was watching and reporting movies’ quality… #
  • 18:54 Wow, big flurry of Alera Map poster orders in the last couple hours. Glad I ordered extra shipping tubes. #
  • 19:00 Coworker: "Anyone wanna come jump out of a plane tomorrow? I have a 2 o’clock reservation." #
  • 19:06 Gonna leave the map store open an extra hour. You have until 8pm Eastern! priscellie.com/store/ Currently at 93–will we break 100? #
  • 19:37 @< a href="http://twitter.com/dorogascousin">DorogasCousin I have a little over a dozen left, with no plans to reprint. YES! #
  • 19:56 @NikNoey WOOHOO! You have used your powers for GOOD! #
  • 19:58 @ThomasRayMann Hurrah! Hope you love it! #
  • 20:20 *hangs up CLOSED sign on the Alera Map store* That was fun! Later, I’ll collect data on whether there’s sufficient interest in a reprint. #
  • 20:21 I’m really excited with the Alera Map poster store’s success, however. The Virtual Signings together raised $1610 for @AvonWalks and @kiva! #
  • 20:38 @MickeydotFinn Generally silly! #
  • 20:57 GOD IS DEAD. // RT @violetinbloom: official Oxford style guide disowns the Oxford comma. bit.ly/jzmdY9 #
  • 21:45 @fredhicks I may know a guy. Emailing him. #
  • 21:52 @fredhicks Great! Glad it worked out. #
  • 22:46 Tomight’s #WhiteCollar was PURE JOY. Thanks, @jeffeastin and @WCwriters! #
  • 23:09 @SheckyX @RobJDurand @MickeydotFinn Hardly ever! #
  • 23:33 BETA ALL THE THINGS! #betaallthethings #
  • 23:59 Looking back through issue 1 of Fool Moon. You know what I love? Baby Alphas. #BabyAlphas! #betaallthethings #

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