• 07:40 @gillyperkygoth I have mosquito bites all over my legs! Gotta stop by CVS before work and see if they have AfterBite. NOT ON, MOSQUITOES. #
  • 08:11 @blazeorama @gillyperkygoth Oh, NICE! I hadn’t thought to look for a natural equivalent. Wonder if I have time to swing by Whole Foods… #
  • 09:33 It is NINETY-TWO DEGREES in my OFFICE. Shouldn’t this violate OSHA or something? #
  • 09:51 @TeeMonster Folks at my company can’t work from home. The software and hardware requirements are prohibitive. #
  • 10:16 I have one water bottle for drinking and another for holding against my forehead. 93.6 degrees in the room. The temperature is going UP. #
  • 10:22 Please, @BenJerrysTruck, come to 45th and 5th! Our AC is broken, and it’s 93.6 degrees in my office! Save us! #OMGFreeBenJerrys #heatstroke #
  • 10:30 Coworker Pete is getting increasingly desperate and resourceful. twitpic.com/5ho8vt #
  • 10:38 Temperature is now at 94.1°F. Another coworker says it’s probably closer to 97. #
  • 10:38 The entire work force is melting like the Nazis who glimpsed the! Ark of the Covenant. #
  • 10:45 Remember: tomorrow is the LAST DAY to pre-order an Alera Map signed by @longshotauthor and @priscellie! t.co/GCVQbEq #
  • 10:47 A/C is back! PRAISE JESUS! It’s still mind-numbingly hot, but it’s slowly becoming tolerable! #
  • 10:52 We’re already back down to a frosty 93! Rapture! #
  • 11:01 @ShannonKButcher It’s a comfy 78 outdoors! We have a lot of computers driving up the temperature in here. #
  • 11:06 Receptionist is going around, taking orders for cold Starbucks beverages. Well played! #
  • 11:23 Doctor Whomour! t.co/KCzYxIi #
  • 11:31 @ShannonKButcher If the weather would’ve made you cancel, I would have paid a supervillain to alter the tilt of the earth to fix it. :D #
  • 11:37 @ShannonKButcher I have four of them in my phone. Never know when one’ll be vacationing on her private moon base and not answering messages. #
  • 13:01 via @smuu, it’s Abed in Cougar Town! t.co/xbO1a4z My love for Community grows even when it’s on hiatus! #
  • 13:05 If yo u break the fourth wall of COMMUNITY and the fourth wall of COUGAR TOWN, is that breaking the /eighth/ wall? @danharmon is a genius. #
  • 19:41 My bus broke down. Ye gods, it isn’t that hot outside! New York Summer doesn’t like me. #
  • 20:30 @travlersdepot Well, I help run the Winter Knight’s fansite… #
  • 20:34 Birds appear to tweet using grammar. This ranks them over 98% of humans. bit.ly/mttsEW (via @harkaway and @sookio) #
  • 21:08 Three hours until the next sample chapter of GHOST STORY? Sounds like the perfect time for a Jim Butcher NEWS ROUNDU! P! bit.ly/ltFb7W #
  • 21:10 NYC-area @longshotauthor Fans: Jim Butcher will be signing at Midtown Comics Downtown this Thursday from 4-6! bit.ly/ltFb7W #
  • 21:15 @Jamie1km They multiplied! There are four trophies! How does that work? (Do the Origins Awards have the phone box?) #
  • 21:22 RT @Jamie1km: Perhaps some fans might like to see the Dresden RPG team with their shiny #OriginsAward? is.gd/uRFwEH // We do! We do! #
  • 22:04 @SheckyX Seems he’! s allowing a single blip. :D #
  • 22:08 I am so busy my brain is boiling. #
  • 22:11 @contraducktory It’s Thursday! Timing’s a little tight, there. #
  • 22:13 @contraducktory Plus, while I’ll see Jim on Wednesday (he’ll be signing a stack of maps), I don’t know if I can go to Thursday’s signing. #
  • 22:17 STUPID STUPID STUPID. Forgot to reorder boxes. They take 2 weeks to arrive. Hope they arrive in time for the Map shipping party July 9… #
  • 22:19 Also, I forgot to eat dinner. #
  • 22:20 @myyrdneopia You are the Industrious Little Gnome mk 2! I own the copyright on forgetting meals, and I license it out to you! #
  • 22:26 @RobJDurand I cut out any of the things, though! I must be a wizard! #
  • 22:29 @RobJDurand Have you read the full comic-thing "Clean All The Things" came from? First panel: bit.ly/dcMVzx #
  • 22:32 In preparation for my move, making a list of things "To Sell/Donate" and "To Ship." Under the latter heading I have written "Harry/M! urphy." #
  • 22:38 @Julie_Butcher You didn’t change your shoes often enough, did you? *taps foot* #
  • 22:43 @Julie_Butcher Wooooe! You need a Fairy Shoe Person! youtu.be/wDaszN9ByxM #
  • 22:45 @contraducktory Yup. My move is in December. But there’s a LOT to coordinate logistically! Goin’ to school in L.A.! #
  • 22:47 OKAY. Paralyzed by To-Do List. Right now, I just need to buckle down and work on Saladin’s map. That’s the top priority! #
  • 22:53 @ksmccarthy24 Sure thing. Phone or IM? #

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  • 00:16 @Julie_Butcher Oh dear! What happened on the cab ride? #
  • 07:24 Dear Body, Genuine thanks for waking me up at 7am. I have a lot of work to do! #drawallthemaps #writealltheapps #betaallthethings #
  • 09:00 "Fish Window Cleaning (@fishcolorado) is now following you on Twitter!" My mental images are GLORIOUS. #
  • 10:16 JUST turned on the TV in time to see the French score! WOOHOO! #WomensWorldCup #
  • 11:21 @JohnMarcone You can’t lie? Somehow I doubt that. #
  • 11:38 Why hello there CRAMPS FROM HELL OH MY GOD OW OW OW MAKE IT STOP. It’s been a while. How are the kids? #
  • 12:00 @Julie_Butcher If I’m not awake, I’m going to have a serious talk with my subconscious! :D #
  • 23:03 Back from dinner, drinks, and Spider-Man with @julie_butcher! Your jealousy is like a moist, velvety cake. #
  • 23:06 Re: Spidey, it needed another rewrite (or three) and the music was forgettable, but it was so unabashedly FUN I enjoyed the HECK out of it! #
  • 23:12 Also, Julie is <33333333. #
  • 23:13 Even more <333333 in person than she is online, and that’s saying a LOT. #

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  • 09:08 Check out Vincent Chong’s cover for the Subterranean Press edition of SUMMER KNIGHT: bit.ly/iDIVI8 Looks like SIDE JOBS is next! #
  • 12:58 WOOHOO! I’ve sold as many maps in the second Virtual Signing is the first! And it’s raised $730 for @kiva. priscellie.com/store #
  • 12:59 Fewer than 40 Codex Alera map posters remain. If you want one signed by Jim & me, this may be your last chance. priscellie.com/store #
  • 13:01 @myyrdneopia Fetchez la vache! #
  • 13:04 @SheckyX The first Virtual Signing went to Books for Boobs, and the Books for Boobs auctions (obviously) go to B4B, too. #
  • 13:05 @SheckyX But I didn’t want to limit myself to one charity. There are so many worthy places! #
  • 13:06 @SheckyX And using a Map to help combat poverty all across the globe seemed fitting. :D #
  • 13:09 @SheckyX I’m supporting boobs in other ways! 95% of my @kiva loans go to women, and my 1st criterion is "women with daughters in school." :D #
  • 14:10 @sinspired @myyrdneopia We’re quoting Monty Python at each other. Remember the French taunters in Holy Grail? #
  • 14:27 Millions of peaches, peaches for me! Millions of peaches, peaches for a reasonable price! #
  • 15:52 @mkcho73 "Take Skipper to Beauty Base Zero!" #
  • 23:34 RT @rdonoghue: What the hell?!?!?! We won! Both Categories! // HOLY COW! CONGRATS!!! @fredhicks @dresdenfiles #

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  • 00:04 @byharryconnolly Lillymore’s "joke" was a request to spend Christmas eve with his wife and son. Quite the japester, he is! #
  • 08:00 @SheckyX It doesn’t make any more sense when you’re conscious. :D #
  • 09:56 Harry Dresden used this security system! t.co/FkuOzKn #
  • 10:41 @ljredeye It’s the cover for "Wizard Under Fire," the SFBC anthology containing PG and WN. I love Dan Dos Santos’ work! #
  • 13:26 Listeni! ng to samples of John Glover’s audiobooks on Audible. OMG, Ghost Story is going to be aaaaaaaawesome. #
  • 13:29 SDCC badges are on sale NOW! If you haven’t gotten yours get, GO GO GO! t.co/5byXkRJ #
  • 13:33 @jffdougan Nope. He had a conflict arise at the last second. As in, the day he was supposed to start recording. :D #
  • 13:40 @jffdougan Yup. It’s a shame Marsters couldn’t do it, though I’m thrilled Penguin found such a capable replacement on short notice! #
  • 15:42 So, the people who stole my credit card b! ought a video game (GTA? Red Dead Redemption?) and tickets to travel t o/from Abu Dhabi or Dubai. #
  • 15:44 Pete: Did he buy a flight simulator? Are you funding terrorists? Me: The only simulator on the site is for beats, and it’s the wrong price. #
  • 15:44 Priscilla Spencer: Not Funding Terrorists Since 1984! #
  • 16:46 Captain Kirk arm-wrestles Captain Kirk: t.co/aNJ8U5A #
  • 17:48 RT @infobeautiful Which Fish Are Okay To Eat? bit.ly/lVbA79 #
  • 19:05 I need more awesome swing music in my life. Who should I be listening to? #
  • 20:05 Thanks for the swing recs, @SheckyX, @Sinboy, @Sherlockbones, and @JohnMarcone! #
  • 20:14 @Julie_Butcher I’m sure I’ll recognize you. You’ll be the one in awesome jeans, right? #
  • 20:18 @Julie_Butcher Hahaha, absolutely! #
  • 20:26 @Julie_Butcher It’s supposed to come to a vote in an hour… #
  • 20:40 @Esperacchius I only knew 2 and 5, but I never claimed to be a gamer girl. #
  • 20:52 Roommate trying to argue that "Transformers" movie is not brainless and all geeky action movies should have equal desirability to me. #what #
  • 21:01 Roommate watching #WhiteCollar. I walked in just in time for Shirtless Neal. Thank you, Jesus! #
  • 22:18 RT @Pres_Bartlet: You can be wiser today than Yesterday. Holy cow, if we all had that mindset. #NY4M // Thank you, @SenatorGrisanti! #
  • 22:30 YES YES YES YES YES! AYES: 33, NAYS: 29! #
  • 22:33 I am SO PROUD to be a New Yorker right now! I’m tearing up, and my roommate is laughing at me, and ALL IS JOY! #NY4M #MarriageEquality #
  • 22:39 I’m playing @viennateng’s "City Hall" and tearing up something FIERCE. #NY4M #
  • 22:42 Thank you to all the courageous Senators who risked their party’s scorn and stood up for equality and common humanity! #NY4M #
  • 22:44 RT @michaelatneu: @Pres_Bartlet Somewhere in NY, two boyfriends have just tried to surprise each other with engagement rings. #
  • 22:45 RT @cleolinda: RT @racheline_m: NY has no residency requirement for marriage. Come visit us! #lgbt #NY4M #NY4Everyone #
  • 22:58 @fourteenacross DIANA OBVS. #
  • 23:05 Thank you for your leadership! // RT @NYGovCuomo: Gov Cuomo Announces Passage of Marriage Equality Act bit.ly/lv7vPb #samesexmarriage #

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  • 00:06 @Julie_Butcher All my dreams are coming true! Now where is shirtless Matt Bomer…? #
  • 07:58 @SheckyX The info. Which is even *more* frustrating, because I can’t imagine where they could’ve gotten it. I’m extremely careful! #
  • 08:15 RT @fuckyeahdresden: Photo: fuckyeahfictionalmaps: tumblr.com/xxl34s9gmq // WOO! #
  • 10:10 Dear Priscilla, You idiot. HP is not tonight; it’s in three weeks. Better hope no one finds out you brought your Trelawney costume to work. #
  • 10:12 Can we just skip Cars 2 and go straight to Brave? t.co/JcTynQ5 #
  • 10:12 @Jamie1km That would be ridiculous. #
  • 10:19 That said, I am SO GRATEFUL Harry Potter isn’t tonight. I need to be working my rump off on the map and other pressing projects. #
  • 10:25 @stellamortis @Esperacchius It was on my calendar for today! Craziness. #
  • 10:48 RT @denofgeek Look! It’s the first official pictures from The Hobbit! t.co/R0479mw // OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG EEEEEEEEE #
  • < li>11:08 @JohnMarcone Would said calls be on the subject of kneecaps? If so, they would be most appreciated. #

  • 11:15 @JohnMarcone My apologies. I’m sure you would approach the individuals involved with great discretion. And bullets. #
  • 11:17 Coworker thought today was Friday. I told him my story about thinking it was 3 weeks from now. He told me he felt better. :D #
  • 11:27 Loving the cut paper animation in the @Pottermore announcement video! t.co/3eN7tz5 #
  • 12:01 Freaked out by eggshell in my ! breakfast wrap. I would make an awful cannibal. #
  • 15:01 Character art for @DisneyPixar’s "Brave"! WANT. t.co/kZy7U89 #
  • 20:03 I smiled at a newspaper vendor, and he asked me for my autograph. Never change, New York! #
  • 21:03 Dear SYTYCD cameraman, Stop focusing on that hyper-sexualized little 8-year old girl. It’s unbelievably creepy. Love, Priscilla #
  • 22:33 Chapter 3 of GHOST STORY is queued for Tuesday. And now, it is time to DRAW ALL THE MAPS! #
  • 23:48 @byharryconnolly It sounds like a weak-chinned English v alet. "Oh, Lillymore! You’re such a card. Now fetch the brandy–there’s a good man" #

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  • 00:02 @Esperacchius Head replacement, like in Benjamin Button and Captain America. Though you can see the seams in many of the shots. #
  • 00:03 @MatthewRasins @destroythemeek NPH = Neil Patrick Harris. #
  • 07:59 @OfficialBPeters JaneEspenson I tried to leave a message, but the mailbox was full! Way to go, New Yorkers! #marriageequality #
  • 08:20 Roommate poured himself a big cup of Sierra Mist for breakfast. He explained: "I could either drink coffee, or… not much alcohol… yeah." #
  • 08:36 @myyrdneopia You hide it very well. #
  • 10:28 @Esperacchius Oh! @alyankovic credited the body (Vlada Gorbaneva) and the contortionist (Marissa Heart) in his blog. t.co/yPixUHm #
  • 10:28 @Esperacchius And that was my fail–I read "who" as "how." I was puzzled, as I thought you were more VFX-savvy than that. :D #
  • 10:30 Most amazing freaking crossword in existence: t.co/nphtIGq #
  • 11:27 @mightykatemusic YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! Can’t wait to hear what you two sound like in the studio. :D #
  • 11:58 @BenJerrysTruck Come to Bryant Park, or outside my office at 45th&5th! Our AC is on the fritz! #OMGFreeBenJerrys #NYC #
  • 12:01 @AnneSowards Good luck! Sorry to add to your workload. :D #
  • 13:17 Bad News: James Marsters can’t fit the audiobook for @longshotauthor’s GHOST STORY into his schedule. OMGAWESOME News: John Glover can. #
  • 13:34 @kierabot @longshotauthor Trust me, you don’t! want to know who almost got the job. :D #
  • 18:30 After her last concert, I couldn’t stop listening to @mightykatemusic’s Bright Star. Now, it’s Over Your Head. Listen: t.co/p0yiNMq #
  • 20:07 Ken Jeong teaches us CPR through disco! youtu.be/n5hP4DIBCEE #
  • 20:15 Woah, I had no idea Obama was addressing the nation tonight. Thank goodness for TiVo! *rewinds* #
  • 22:08 @lookupwards I join your crusade! May all the roaches PERISH WITH A VENGEANCE. #
  • 22:18 @fourteenacross Have you watched my Katy videos from Monday yet? Jody talked about all their FEELINGS. I kept waiting for HANDS. #
  • 22:20 @lookupwards Finally reading Green Arrow/Black Canary, at your suggestion. Um. I kind of adore them? #
  • 22:23 @lookupwards Could you remind me who your other favorites are? I neglected to write them down. #
  • 22:29 @lookupwards Most excellent! While I’ve read a fair bit of Vertigo, the only DC I’ve read is "Red Son," and I don’t know if that counts. :D #
  • 22:59 3 of 5 stars to Preludes and Nocturnes by Neil Gaiman bit.ly/mi4flX #
  • 23:08 5 of 5 stars to The Doll’s House by Neil Gaiman bit.ly/l5325F #
  • 23:10 @sherlockbones I’m amused that I’m the second and fifth google image search results for "Molly Carpenter." :D #
  • 23:26 DEAR MOTHER-LOVING S.O.B.s WHO STOLE MY CREDIT CARD AND RACKED UP $2,363 OF CHARGES ON IT, DIE IN A FIRE. NO LOVE, ME #
  • 23:29 What the heck am I doing wrong? The same thing happened in OCTOBER. Not looking forward ! to updating freaking everything again. #
  • 23:48 Phew! Talked with my bank, and they’re taking care of everything. I don’t owe a cent. Thank you, Chase, for being awesome! #
  • 23:54 Lovely. I have two dollars in my wallet. I’ll have to hit up my coworkers tomorrow. I’ve lent them cash–I’m sure they’ll repay the favor! #

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  • 00:00 @Dark_Puck I made a joke about books being "gluten free," and I got spammed with bots. #
  • 00:11 Chapters 1 and 2 of @longshotauthor’s GHOST STORY are up! www.jim-butcher.com/posts/2011/ghost-story-chapters-1-and-2 #
  • 00:32 RT @victoriastrauss: Citizens save bookstore from would-be book burners during Vancouver riots t.co/bQRXGHw #
  • 00:34 Saw @MightyKateMusic and Jody Shelton rock so hard they broke a piano string! I’ll post video tomorrow. Thanks for a brilliant show! #
  • 12:58 @Julie_Butcher All is right with the universe. #
  • 16:26 Two great tastes that taste great together: Pixar wishes Ronald Searle a Happy 91st Birthday! t.co/kbvbuMp #
  • 17:12 Man robs bank to get medical care in jail – Yahoo! News yhoo.it/jBEKZ4 #
  • 18:49 .@biggayicecream Both @neilhimself-themed ice creams sound DIVINE. Hmm, which to choose? Looking forward to seeing you at @92y tonight! #
  • 19:23 Slowly roasti! ng in line for @neilhimself-themed @biggayicecream. This is gonna be gooooood! #
  • 20:03 Oh. My. Gods. "American Globs" was rapture for my taste buds. Thanks, @biggayicecream! @neilhimself @92Y #
  • 20:05 @antonstrout It would be wrong if you /didn’t/ consider these things. #
  • 23:06 Huge, one-day sale on @AlYankovic’s new album ($3.99!) — www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00560F9LO/iagonet #
  • 23:28 Find me! // RT @biggayicecream: The line at the @Neilhimself event at the @92Y says hello! lockerz.com/s/112906863 #
  • 23:31 @ingridmusic In the era of the mp3, who pays attention to numbers of tracks? VIva el 22-song album! :D #
  • 23:41 RT @destroythemeek: Can I subtitle Company "Everyone Wants a Threesome with NPH"? // Isn’t that what "Side By Side" was about? :D #
  • 23:44 @destroythemeek Also, did they indicate whether NPH’s "Company" is coming to DVD, or even just CD? #

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  • 12:29 Office climate control broken. And now, so is our fan. It’s been nice knowing you all. twitpic.com/5ed00p #
  • 12:42 @ee1013 I have other plans! Hope you all have an awesome time, though! #
  • 12:43 @SheckyX It’s usually too cold. Now, it’s too hot. Call me Goldilocks. #
  • 13:34 @BenJerrysTruck You should come to 45th and 5th in NYC! Climate control is broken in our building, and we’re boiling! Need B&J’s ice cream. #
  • 13! :47 NY’s AMNH "Picturing Science" exhibit reveals the artistic beauty of scientific research – @io9 t.co/fqlAJP0 #
  • 15:43 6yo kid ran up to me in Bryant Park, curious what comic I was reading. It was SANDMAN v2. Never have I shut a book faster, @neilhimself. :D #
  • 15:48 Tesla the Timelord! t.co/mlANISl #thehipstershavethephonebox #
  • 16:01 @gwpfarker Probably not. You’ve already read 3/4 of ch 2, and much of the rest has been guessed by the fans already. Chps 3-5, though… :D #
  • 16:19 @SheckyX @boymonster @RobJDurand FURIES, yes. I would watch the hell out of that. #
  • 19:26 Whee, the first two GHOST STORY sample chapters are queued up and ready to go live at midnight EDT at jim-butcher.com! #
  • 23:24 Wow. I’m feeling a little breathless from the season finale of A GAME OF THRONES. This series is phenomenal! #
  • 23:43 @seananmcguire I want to draw hearts all over my monitor. So much love for the Price girls! #
  • 23:50 @seananmcguire HAIL THE SOAKING OF THE HEAD OF THE PRINCESS OF POISON AND FLAME! #
  • 23:55 @antonstrout Are your books organic and gluten-free? My brain meats are a temple. #
  • 23:57 OF COURSE that tweet tripped the "gluten free" bots. OF COURSE IT DID. #

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  • 15:13 @fourteenacross Is SYTYCF hosted by LOLCAT Deeley? #
  • 15:13 @Julie_Butcher HAIL THE FINDING OF THE JEANS! #
  • 16:02 Wow, the 2nd Alera map Virtual Signing is almost as big as the first! 63 orders so far, compared to 73 last time. I’m almost out of maps! #
  • 18:07 Had an awesome day with Shecky, Sue, Matt, Rob, and Rachel! We watched LotR 1 & 2: EE, then played Apples to Apples until 3am! #
  • 18:08 In the morning, Sue stuffed us full of fruit pancakes topped with my new crack, Justin’s Choco! late Hazelnut Spread: an all-natural Nutella! #
  • 18:10 Also in the morning, I got to have a long conversation with my dad, wishing him a Happy Father’s Day. #
  • 18:11 My dad is the most loving, supportive father imaginable, and it would take 364 extra Father’s Days each year to properly appreciate him. #
  • 18:47 Thanks to Alera Map virtual signing orders and the first round of repayments, I’ve made my 33rd @kiva loan! priscellie.com/store/ #
  • 19:00 RT @whedonesque: Who is the best Whedonverse father (figure)? // The Whedonverse has fathers? #
  • 21:26 Roommate is watching Miss USA Pageant. In contestants’ stat list, alongside "Interests," I think they should put their IQ. #
  • 21:44 @Dark_Puck I’m curious? They’re groomed to sound so vapid, but I know some really brainy folks who have been on the circuit. #
  • 21:47 I’m pleased that my male roommate is as horrified as I am with the Swimsuit Competition. J: "She could play table tennis with her hipbones!" #
  • 22:12 Dear Miss USA Commentators, You are only allowed to compare one contestant to Jessica Rabbit per three-minute interval. Love, Priscilla #
  • 22:31 Miss USA Contestant: "I’m ! a huge history buff! I always watch ‘A Game of Thrones,’ ‘Camelot,’ ‘The Tudors’…" Me: *headdesk forever* #
  • 23:18 @gillyperkygoth @Esperacchius I would bake you all the pies in the world if you two cosplayed as Ned and Olive. #
  • 23:51 @byharryconnolly True! Hellholes don’t serve soup dumplings! #
  • 23:57 The @booksforboobs Avon bear whispers sinister instructions to @byharryconnolly. Harry loves the bear. Its eyes twitpic.com/5e5042 #

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  • 10:14 @kierabot I just got Justin’s Chocolate Hazelnut Butter, which is like Nutella but is all-natural and has 1/3 the sugar. Will report back! #
  • 11:15 @myyrdneopia There needs to be some kind of intervention here. This cycle of misery is toxic. #
  • 11:15 @myyrdneopia Sit your folks down and ask what you’ve done to make them think they can’t trust you and what you can do to regain their trust. #
  • 11:16 @myyrdneopia I’m sure they mean well, but their behavior is only driving you further away. #
  • 11:19 @violetinbloom *curious headtilt* What do "American" people look like? #

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