• 07:33 I rise from the slumbering deeps! Considering descending again. #
  • 09:37 Welcome to Twitter, @MsBritMorgan! #Middleman is my go-to show whenever I’m feeling low. You and @nataliemorales fill my world with joy! #
  • 10:03 @byharryconnolly If I had it my way, you would be eating all five of those cookies! #
  • 10:03 @SunshineDuk I keep reading "Fanime" as "Famine." It’s a bit morbid. #
  • 10:08 RT @wootshirt: $10.00 : Forbidden Future shirt.woot.co! m // HA! Great mashup. #
  • 10:30 @byharryconnolly Those people have no taste in cookies. #
  • 10:36 @smuu Using Cars 2 characters to advertise any product would make me less likely to buy that product. #
  • 11:34 Great photos of Obama’s European tour on @big_picture: bo.st/j63fq5 Adorable and charismatic, even though he thinks it’s 2008! #
  • 14:06 @Esperacchius Among the photos, you’ll find his signature in the guest book at Westminster Abbey. He dated it "Ma! y 24, 2008." #
  • 14:07 After a brief silence, it’s great to see @marashomemade tweeting the daily specials again. Congrats on the new location, Mara! #
  • 14:10 @ksmccarthy24 Glee! I like shows that are like Leverage! Also psychoes, as long as they are the fun kind and fictional! #
  • 14:45 @stellamortis @ksmccarthy24 The Chicago Code was canceled, too, and it’s SUPERB. Excellent, well-rounded characters. You’d like it! #
  • 15:14 @anglophile80 It is inconvenient to the MAX. But I’m glad it’s not gone entirely. #
  • 16:46 @lookupwards CUTENESS! It looks adorable! #
  • 18:07 So, today’s Doctor Who episode. I’m kind of not okay with it. #
  • 18:55 Saw ad for "The World According to Paris," which, due to bad font choices, looks like "The World According to Pants." I’d watch it. #
  • 18:57 @Esperacchius Well, the picture of Paris Hilton kinda cemented my desire to burn the knowledge of the show’s existence from my frontal lobe. #
  • 19:00 Today’s @GrouponNYC deals include six burger joints and two li! posuction specialists. America! #
  • 19:03 @ActuallyNPH My roommate can’t stop gushing about "Sleep No More"! I’ll have to get some friends together and see it. Thanks for the rec! #
  • 19:09 @boymonster I haz a TARDIS? #
  • 19:42 @byharryconnolly *glares at Goodreads users until they allow you to eat those cookies already* #
  • 20:26 Is there a way of getting MS Word to ignore formatting changes when comparing two documents and just get the changes in the text? #

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  • 23:40 I have broken @longshotauthor’s brain! Yesss! Sweet, sweet revenge for all the times he’s broken mine! #
  • 23:50 @seananmcguire *epic hugs* #
  • 00:05 @antonstrout YAY, someone to squee with about SYTYCD! My coworkers looked at me like I was insane when I expressed glee at its return. #
  • 00:30 What Five Days of Deadly Tornadoes Looked Like From Space (via @Gizmodo) t.co/pdl8VUn #
  • 07:35 @Brigid_Fitch @neilhimself Hope ! whoever divvies out the comics knows to give the Sandman collection to kids mature enough for the material! #
  • 12:20 I uploaded my videos from @mightykatemusic’s Monday gig, including the fabulous new "Bright Star" www.youtube.com/user/Priscellie #
  • 12:23 Woah! They’re letting us out at 4:00 today! Usually, I only leave work at 4 when it’s 4am! #
  • 23:06 Saw "Kung Fu Panda 2", then went with coworkers for margaritas and Mexican food. Had a fantastic time! Now sleepy from much boozahol. #

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  • 00:08 Oh, WOW. Just rediscovered @mightykatemusic’s "Carry On." MUSICAL PERFECTION. I want to immerse myself in this song. amzn.to/mM7PX6 #
  • 12:29 @kaz1544 Thank you! Send an email to priscellie (at) gmail.com, and I’ll give you a shipping quote. #
  • 17:09 I love it when childhood friends see the pictures of me in my Molly outfits on Facebook and think I look like that normally. #
  • 17:29 @contraducktory Normally, I look like a 67-year-old Albanian man. #
  • 17:38 @contraducktory I get that a lot. #
  • 19:06 Yes: gregtron.tumblr.com/post/5669607571/im-a-bit-too-late-to-the-party-here-but-theres #
  • 22:13 RT @OKBJGM: praying that "rule 34" doesn’t apply to "the middleman." // You *did* see that music video @nataliemorales and Brit Morgan made? #
  • 23:40 I have broken @longshotauthor’s brain! Yesss! Sweet, sweet revenge for all the times he’s broken mine! #
  • 23:50 @seananmcguire! *epic hugs* #

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  • 00:50 It is still my @ksmccarthy24’s birthday in some parts of the world, so I am merely the world’s 3rd most wretched friend! Hope it was LOVELY! #
  • 07:32 @stellamortis @julie_butcher I lived in Dallas 18 years, and I only encountered ONE house with a basement. #
  • 09:49 Nooo, I left my towel at home! What kind of hitchhiker am I? #towelday #
  • 10:52 Tested xkcd.com/903/ ‘s Wikipedia trivia on "Jim Butcher." It took 16 steps, but it worked! #
  • 11:22 Haha, YES! Wikipedia "first link" surfing f! rom "velociraptor" went into a loop! Take that, XKCD! xkcd.com/903/ #
  • 11:25 Office building testing its fire alarms this morning. Permission to go home and get my noise-reducing headphones? #
  • 11:28 *ear-splitting siren goes off* Me: It’s the rapture! Everyone, hide under your desks! #
  • 11:29 @mkcho73 I get into a loop at "meaning." If that’s not a metaphor for life, I don’t know what is. #
  • 11:51 @mkcho73 Very very. #
  • 12:48 Holy cow. They let us know TODAY we’ll have M emorial Day off. Usually they wait utnil 6pm the day before! #
  • 12:48 This is the most advance notice we’ve gotten for a holiday EVER! #
  • 13:53 What did @Za_Lord do to piss off Titania? nyti.ms/inWEqr #
  • 15:19 Lunch! twitpic.com/52g6cp #
  • 15:56 Hullo clouds hullo sky twitpic.com/52gjix #
  • 16:50 Preorder a Codex Alera map poster signed by @longshotauthor (Jim Butcher) and @priscellie, the illustrator! priscellie.com/store/ #
  • 22:20 Thanks to Alera Map virtual signing participants, I just made my 9, 10, & 11th Kiva loans! bit.ly/lkWxZI priscellie.com/store/ #
  • 22:36 @slky75 @longshotauthor The map for the Codex Alera books, you mean? Yup, that’s me! #
  • 23:40 @Esperacchius Because you choose to listen to people who hurt your self-esteem, rather than contribute to a healthy body image? #
  • 23:41 …Did my roommate’s guest break my chair and not tel! l me about it? #
  • 23:43 @tara_oshea One can never have enough blood spatter stock. It’s like, the rules of feminism. #
  • 23:52 @Esperacchius I meant "rather than listening to people who contribute to a healthy body image." Your jerk coworker isn’t helping. #

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  • 00:00 @ksmccarthy24 I adore that song to a truly ridiculous degree. #
  • 07:33 Rereading FEED, in preparation for DEADLINE on the 31st! @seananmcguire fills the world with zombies and love. #
  • 10:50 @rekjackson OMG THAT’S MUCH SOONER THAN I IMAGINED! ::does the dance of joy:: #
  • 13:18 First 30 Civil Unions in Chicago taking place in Millennium Park on June 2nd! bit.ly/lFc8Dr #
  • 13:18 I feel you, Mr. Puggles. popa! rtinferno.tumblr.com/post/5714168728 #
  • 18:41 @Wyrdstuff @byharryconnolly SO EXCITED! Can’t wait to see what you’ve created together. #
  • 18:55 @fredhicks Hero! #
  • 18:59 I will watch the heck out of this movie: www.aintitcool.com/node/49752 #
  • 20:19 Girl at the table next to me is reading @johncleaver’s MR. MONSTER. New York has good taste. #

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  • 00:17 @spodalicious *laughs* Drunk Lisa is a fun Lisa! #
  • 00:45 @Julie_Butcher @ShannonKButcher @longshotauthor You survived the Rapture! No getting injured by an Act of God allowed! #
  • 10:42 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Looks like @longshotauthor’s signing tour is coming to New York! bit.ly/kN1qcY Brb, scheming schemes. #
  • 11:25 Man, the Tribeca B&N is going to be a MOB SCENE. Not a lot of seating. When will B&N learn that popular genre authors need Union Square? #
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  • 11:28 @SheckyX The two generally do tend to go together, yes. #
  • 11:32 @SheckyX Wonder if I can ask Penguin to save some for us, or if that would be a tremendous misuse of my power. :D #
  • 11:35 @SheckyX And plus… we’ve seen Jim many times. We’ve had cupcakes with him. I’m cool with standing at the back, letting others see. #
  • 12:01 RT @terryandrob: At last! A Nebula Award! bit.ly/kpF7yE Thank you one and all. // Congratulations! It’s a much-deserved win! #
  • 12:! 07 @JaneEspenson Wo ah! I had no idea you’d written for GoT! Now I’m even MORE excited about tonight’s episode! #
  • 12:08 @Dark_Puck He’s reportedly coming to McLean, VA, on August 1st. Still not terribly close to you, I know, but at least it’s the right state? #
  • 12:35 VERY TERRIBLE // RT @smuu: Wonder Woman Live Action "Shorts" Look bit.ly/jFRbuT via @comicvine #
  • 14:39 WOW. Finally watched "The Black Swan." What an EXTRAORDINARY film! Glad I saw it on DVD rather than in theatres, though. Yikes. :D #
  • 14:48 New Mika Merrylark! Thomas is amused! and Harry is raccoon-eyed and clueless about Luccio: bit.ly/k9klij #
  • 22:08 Back from a lovely dinner w/ @seananmguire and a bunch of awesome folks, most of whom were new to me. We talked about parasites and knives! #
  • 22:18 @fourteenacross Her name was trending earlier, so it’s gotta be super fabulous! Link if you find pictures! #
  • 22:21 @fourteenacross Fierce! #
  • 22:25 @holajupiter What does "Duarte" mean, btw? #
  • 22:29 @fredhicks That @byharryconnolly is both a FANTASTIC FREAKING WRITER and a classy dude. He deserves all the world’s bookmoneys. #
  • 22:32 @holajupiter Sweet! The next time I go through Duarte Square in NYC, I will know who it is named for! #
  • 22:35 Random cool thing: On the way to dinner, I got on the same bus as @seananmcguire! NYC is ridiculous big, but it can also be so small. #
  • 22:37 @anglophile80 Yeah, but there are a LOT of different means of transportation that could get me there, and the bus came every 9 minutes. #
  • 22:38 @anglophile80 And she could’ve been coming from anywhere in or out of the city. #
  • 22:42 @seananmcguire AIEEEEEEE! ::grabs knife defensively:: #
  • 22:43 @anglophile80 I award you these points! #
  • 22:56 How to Manipulate Your Body to Wake the Hell Up (via @Lifehacker) t.co/3AfmItc #
  • 23:07 @gwpfarker It doesn’t work for those of us who refuse to drink it. :D #
  • 23:16 @ gwpfarker I have fewer siblings, fewer piercings, far more boring hair, and an entire bathroom to myself, but I do feel a definite kinship! #
  • 23:23 @holajupiter Utah also has Mormon thrift stores with Animorphs books! And the Graduationsaurus! #
  • 23:24 @destroythemeek Thorki? Sounds… dorky. #
  • 23:25 @gwpfarker My ears were pierced. Now they’re not. Number of piercings: essentially zero. :D #
  • 23:29 @pjerky @! longshotauthor Chapter 2 of Ghost Story will be posted June 21st. Full schedule here: bit.ly/hUV3yC #
  • 23:31 @gwpfarker Sorry, I have way too many commitments right now already. Try asking for a beta/feedback on the fan work section of the forum. #

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  • 00:07:22: @jbkuma This one! http://flic.kr/p/9b4frk
  • 00:28:39: I have cleaned our common room! Woo! My bedroom looks like something out of Hoarders, but that door will stay closed. #cleansomeofthethings
  • 01:13:30: @ksmccarthy24 @SheckyX Nah, that’s the Kat-Priscilla 2016 ticket. :D
  • 09:32:57: I seem to have escaped Friday the 13th completely unscathed! Should I be concerned about Saturday the 14th?
  • 09:34:09: RT @steven_moffat: To enjoy @neilhimself’s wonderful Dr Who tonight, stay away from The Times. Explains the entire plot while claiming n …
  • 09:35:22: @RobJDurand Why would that be relevant?
  • 09:36:43: RT @qikipedia: The German for ‘boo-hoo’ is schluchz-schluchz.
  • 09:37:30: I want to name a side character “Schluchz” now.
  • 09:37:37: RT @qikipedia: The first time Napoleon tried Camembert, he kissed the waitress who served it to him. (via @adamsonin)
  • 10:32:15: Mile 1/3! Central Park at 76th. http://twitpic.com/4xj1ln
  • 11:02:38: Mile 2/3 http://twitpic.com/4xji9t
  • 13:37:43: RT @qikipedia: The German for ‘stupid rule-bound bastard’ is Korinthenkackerin. (Oxford Duden German Dictionary) Thanks @AnotherJulia
  • 13:43:49: RT @maureenjohnson: …I have been pointed to this clip, which explains it all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ss-59fi4nM
  • 14:04:54: RT @byharryconnolly: ISPs kill web freedom, rip off customers: The real cost of your connection, per GB http://bit.ly/jzyQL2
  • 14:14:07: via @Esperacchius, 10 innovative ideas that let us live on water http://bit.ly/luSbcW (Do NOT read the comments)
  • 14:22:03: @Esperacchius @byharryconnolly First page has racist asshattery.
  • 14:25:10: @Esperacchius Dude, it’s the internet. Let them ship what they want to ship. It’s not hurting anyone. You don’t have to read their stuff.
  • 14:26:41: @nataliemorales SQUEE! My TV has been Natalieless for far too long. Congrats!
  • 14:26:45: RT @nataliemorales: My pilot got picked up! I will be back to ugly up your tv screens soon! #AreYouThereVodka
  • 14:28:02: @fredhicks That can’t possibly be you. That baby’s hair is a natural color!
  • 14:30:53: RT @byharryconnolly: RT @KyleJudah: I turned my iPhone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever
  • 14:32:44: @jeffeastin Please tell me these ads are online somewhere.
  • 14:46:42: @Esperacchius Okay, I’m confused. I just went back through the dA TDF group, and a grand ONE of the memers was a Harry/Marcone shipper.
  • 15:08:31: @Esperacchius That’s why wily programmers invented the “back” button. You only lost what, ten seconds of your day?
  • 15:10:08: @Worrdss @Esperacchius I read some H/M out of curiosity, and it was really well written. I don’t ship it, but the slashers aren’t stupid.
  • 15:24:02: RT @mightykatemusic: for those of you who are jonesing for some Mighty Kate – I’ll be playing 3 songs as a part of the awesome NY… htt …
  • 15:29:36: @scifantasy I don’t read much of LJ any more.
  • 15:32:59: @scifantasy Hee! Not sure if I’m going, as I have a lot of work to do, but it looks like fun!
  • 15:33:38: @scifantasy Ah, gotcha
  • 15:44:55: More Mika Merrylark! Harry, Thomas, Mouse, and… Lash? http://bit.ly/l39SA9 Plus bonus Thomas: http://bit.ly/m9T0NF Yum!
  • 15:49:28: RT @cracked: 5 Things That Aren’t Nearly As Dangerous As Hollywood Thinks: http://bit.ly/jmmir7
  • 17:12:07: THANK YOU, @NEILHIMSELF! That episode was FANTASTIC! I am flailing with joy like a mad, flailing thing. #DoctorWho
  • 17:14:28: @scalzi Pat Rothfuss drew a picture of his head on one of @antonstrout’s books for @BooksForBoobs. Turnabout is fair play.
  • 17:32:38: @maureenjohnson OMG, Zdob si Zdub! I love them! They have a song about a gypsy fighting a UFO and another about Moldova’s national dish!
  • 17:35:47: @maureenjohnson Music video for “Tiganii si OZN,” aka “The Gypsy and the UFO” http://youtu.be/jbYy11EZRPk
  • 17:37:31: Potential Roommate stopped by MTA official on the bus because she didn’t have the right card. He threatened to fine her $1,000. #SuperShady
  • 17:39:18: Suspect this may put her off living here. *shakes fist at uncaring sky* #pleasegodletmefindaroommate
  • 17:40:58: RT @byharryconnolly: RT @EpicTweets_: Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars… hahahaha, idiots!!!! They could have downloaded …
  • 17:45:32: Museum of Mathematics opening in NYC next year! http://momath.org/ They have square-wheeled bikes! I LOVE those things. Welcome, @MoMath1.
  • 17:49:39: @Julie_Butcher Sweet! Congrats to him!
  • 18:10:42: Tonight, I eat at @MarasHomemade for the last time. I am clearing out my freezer so I can bring home five hundred chicken andouille gumbos.
  • 18:20:41: @fredhicks Evie’s watermelon-eating face is omgsocute. And those other pictures–such a happy girl!
  • 18:57:14: RT @dcwomenkicknass: New post: It’s not the costume, stupid. Hollywood’s “problem” with Wonder Woman isn’t with Wonder Woman http://tumb
  • 19:47:48: Both my belly and my freezer are full of @MarasHomemade! Thanks for all the good times and the great meals!
  • 22:13:30: @NikNoey I’m in!
  • 22:28:19: @ksmccarthy24 Ghost pirates?
  • 22:34:50: RT @ebertchicago: Amy Myers, a high school sophomore, challenges Michelle Bachman to a debate on the Constitution. http://bit.ly/k3Gzrd
  • 22:37:40: @lookupwards Who are some of your favorite female superheroes lately? I need to improve my comic-fu.
  • 23:01:07: @NikNoey Woe! I can’t do Saturday. I’m going with Shecky, Sue, and Craig to a one-man show of Star Wars.
  • 23:28:24: OMG NO. I meant to get a slice of Bluegrass pie (chocolate, pecan, and bourbon) to go! Guess I’m going to have to learn to make it myself.

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From Twitter 05-13-2011

  • 08:02:58: RT @holajupiter: O HAI, you should follow @WhyABlogYABlog if you want updates when @sandyjoys & I update our awesome blog! #selfpromotio …
  • 08:07:24: I’m looking for a roomie for my spacious East Village 2BR/2BA starting June. Know anyone who might be interested? http://bit.ly/jFhEeH #NYC
  • 08:11:48: RT @paulandstorm: [S] New (much) Longer Thought: Twitpicpocket? http://bit.ly/kypLWw
  • 08:12:50: RT @neilhimself: You remember I was talking about my excitement about how many amazing readers of audiobooks are out there? Check out ht …
  • 08:12:52: RT @neilhimself: And if you’re an author, an agent, an actor or an audio producer/engineer, you should go and look at http://www.acx.com
  • 08:15:03: Blogger has been down for over a day. Should I be concerned?
  • 15:34:00: RT @TreeHugger: We love these #steampunk insect sculptures by @hardwidge. Called “Arthrobots,” they’re just plain gorgeous! http://su.pr
  • 16:31:36: RT @neilhimself: This made my blood boil. “The disgraceful interrogation of L.A. school librarians” – latimes.com http://lat.ms/k8fvxo # …
  • 16:32:21: RT @Wraithmaker: 74% off Firefly on Blu-Ray! http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox?ref_=pe_36900_19797430
  • 16:35:38: @Esperacchius No Babylon 5, either.
  • 16:46:59: Guy in a Batman costume engages dude in slap-fight, gets his bat-butt handed to him: http://youtu.be/OKv3b9Oi4xA
  • 18:35:51: Osama’s porn stash found: http://huff.to/lhHPMH @paulandstorm, want to rerecord DaVinci’s Notebook’s “Internet Porn” for the Sneakernet?
  • 20:16:30: @sibblyman541 A chapter and a half from GS are already up at Penguin! Schedule for all @longshotauthor sample material: http://bit.ly/hUV3yC
  • 20:24:44: RT @longshotauthor: @firelightjen Okay. Dresden gets married. Mister talks. The Merlin apologizes. Murphy turns homemaker. Marcone …
  • 20:24:51: RT @longshotauthor: @longshotauthor (Allcommentsmadeundertheeffectsofsurgicaltraumaandprescriptionpainkillerssubjecttoeditorialchange.)
  • 20:32:23: @longshotauthor I am picturing Marcone running a reality show for the position of his top lieutenant, wearing a dead ferret on his head.
  • 20:33:37: @longshotauthor A few years later, he gets bored and runs for President. Marcone/Lara Raith in 2016!
  • 20:35:48: @MrsAWiggins05 Ghost Story hits stores July 26th. @longshotauthor
  • 20:42:50: @sinspired @longshotauthor Yes. Yes, you do.
  • 20:56:00: RT @ThomasRayMann: Gard might get jealous if Marcone chooses Lara // Lara can energize the Southern vote. By which I mean south of the belt.
  • 20:58:04: Marcone/Raith 2016: Cleaning Up Washington, Just Like They Cleaned Up Chicago.
  • 21:00:32: Marcone/Raith 2016: Because Lawyers Shouldn’t Be The Only Soul-Sucking Monsters on the Beltway.
  • 21:01:05: Marcone/Raith 2016: C-SPAN is now rated X.
  • 21:06:35: @RobJDurand DM?
  • 21:08:53: Marcone/Raith 2016: We Have Ways of Persuading the Opposition. #dresdenverse2016
  • 21:17:41: Marcone/Raith 2016: Supports Universal Health Care, because she knows the importance of a healthy food supply. #dresdenverse2016
  • 21:25:27: RT @ChuckWendig: I completely support @byharryconnolly’s plan to fake the 5/21 Rapture across Twitter. http://bit.ly/ljbtZt #transmedia
  • 21:31:08: RT @matanlurey: “Deep Goat” #OBLPornTitles
  • 21:31:59: RT @Cameron_Gray: This really deserves a new hashtag – #OBLPornTitles like “Debbie Does Abbottabad” – MT @Reuters: Pornography found in …
  • 21:51:18: RT @thinkgeek: Your weekend homework assignment: PLANKING. It’s like parkour for the nonmotile athlete: http://j.mp/jNhEIy [FB link]
  • 22:59:55: Dear Potential Roommates, Please don’t freak out that I have a bloody fireman’s coat in the shared closet. I’m not sure I can explain.
  • 23:00:28: I’m not sure if “I killed a man” or “I’m a cosplayer” will frighten them more.
  • 23:32:39: @fourteenacross Pink Floyd cosplay enthusiasts? Or Hunger Games?
  • 23:34:28: @Julie_Butcher O_O THAT’S A LONG WAY.
  • 23:37:04: @paulandstorm Hey, I will take those actors together again in ANY FORM. #Serenitrek

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